Jessica Thornton

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• Posted News Bits! to Austinist
  Is it new information somehow that building in a flood-prone area is a really bad idea? 7/7/07 is only a few days away. We're certainly planning to get lucky one way or another. Does this sound familiar? Aggressiveness on trails certainly isn't new to us. Happy Marriage Tip #7: Do your chores. There 5 categories of Alcoholics...and we fit into all of them...somehow....
• Posted Austin called A Great Beer Town to Austinist
  The June 2007 issue of Beer Advocate Magazine lists Austin as one of "Nine Great Beer Towns You Didn't Know Were Great Beer Towns" (pp. 22-29). The article lists Austin among other underappreciated beer towns such as Eugene, Oregon and Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic. We're personally honored and flattered to have been grouped in with these other great beer places, but we're not sure Austin is so deserving. Their list of establishments that justify...
• Posted News Bits! to Austinist
  Did you ever hear the joke about Nuns on a Bicycle? How about the traveller at the Ayr hostel? When you get an F because you forgot to study for your final exam, go ahead and sue your school. It's the American way. Taco Bell High should teach students about the real magic ingredients in the beans...or the sour cream...or the guacamole... Sounds like someone dug a really deep hole under Oklahoma. They found...
• Posted News Bits! to Austinist
  This is only the beginning of Wal-Mart's evil-ness. The real issue in the United States: lack of willpower. Where are those cookies? "Cult" might be a strong word for it, but... We believe it. Have you ever tried to feed the ducks at Town Lake? Ken Griffey, Jr. supports his fans, too...with a special kind of support... This article lists Dallas as one of the most courteous driving cities. Dallas. We now realize you...
• Posted News Bits! to Austinist
  There is officially a place in hell for illegal-drug dealers...but what happens if/when said drug becomes legal someday?...perhaps you can just fill out some paperwork to get through the holy gates. ...and Ricky Williams might be doing just that. He is still testing positive for the reefer. Obesity is not only a problem in adults and children, your pets are getting fat, too. Parks may soon get funding from condo developers. So we're guessing...