Jessica Thornton

Is it new information somehow that building in a flood-prone area is a really bad idea? 7/7/07 is only a few days away. We're certainly planning to get lucky one way or another. Does this sound familiar? Aggressiveness on trails certainly isn't new to us. Happy Marriage Tip #7:... continue reading on Austinist

The June 2007 issue of Beer Advocate Magazine lists Austin as one of "Nine Great Beer Towns You Didn't Know Were Great Beer Towns" (pp. 22-29). The article lists Austin among other underappreciated beer towns such as Eugene, Oregon and Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic. We're personally honored and flattered... continue reading on Austinist

Did you ever hear the joke about Nuns on a Bicycle? How about the traveller at the Ayr hostel? When you get an F because you forgot to study for your final exam, go ahead and sue your school. It's the American way. Taco Bell High should teach students... continue reading on Austinist

This is only the beginning of Wal-Mart's evil-ness. The real issue in the United States: lack of willpower. Where are those cookies? "Cult" might be a strong word for it, but... We believe it. Have you ever tried to feed the ducks at Town Lake? Ken Griffey, Jr. supports... continue reading on Austinist

There is officially a place in hell for illegal-drug dealers...but what happens if/when said drug becomes legal someday?...perhaps you can just fill out some paperwork to get through the holy gates. ...and Ricky Williams might be doing just that. He is still testing positive for the reefer. Obesity is... continue reading on Austinist