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On November 22, 2008 1:36 AM in Guide to San Francisco's Douchiest Bars, they said:

I like Zeitgeist on a warm afternoon/evening as much as anyone, but I think you guys are narrowing the definition of "douchey" if anything: that place is absolutely crawling with d-bags. You don't n...

On November 19, 2008 4:05 PM in Daly Helps Pull Funding from Community Court, they said:

Time to take my shopping and dining business elsewhere. What TL shopping?!? Crack and handjobs?!?...

On November 13, 2008 4:49 PM in Cinemark's CEO Donated 9,999 Bucks to Yes on 8, they said:

And if Milk is coming to the Westfield Mall, well, I suspect we will have a high-profile showdown. And what will be learned? Any minds about the source of the issue to be genuinely changed, or just b...

On November 13, 2008 3:43 PM in Cinemark's CEO Donated 9,999 Bucks to Yes on 8, they said:

So when or how does this boycott end? ...

On November 13, 2008 3:09 PM in Cinemark's CEO Donated 9,999 Bucks to Yes on 8, they said:

Hearts and minds, hearts and minds......

On November 5, 2008 2:37 PM in How Did Prop. 8 Pass?, they said:

Are you gonna rationalize your vote or not, hardquestions?...

On November 5, 2008 1:32 PM in How Did Prop. 8 Pass?, they said:

What ever happened to peace love and unity. These things tend to scatter when met by religionists....

On November 5, 2008 12:44 PM in How Did Prop. 8 Pass?, they said:

"outlaw mormons"...who else can we outlaw, while we are at it? jews? christians? Good start....

On November 5, 2008 9:55 AM in How Did Prop. 8 Pass?, they said:

Yeah, yeah, blame the usual boogiemen: Newsom (the guy who stuck his neck out for the issue in the first place), Utah Mormons (fuck 'em), but that's not the problem. The standard-issue Dornan/Nixon/R...

On November 2, 2008 4:28 PM in NextBus Completely Hornswaggled by Daylight Savings Time-Change, they said:

I think NextBus generally does a pretty good job; I won't begrudge them this. I guess I'm also a little confused as to how it would've fucked things up...did it just read "1 hr, 6 min" rather than 6 ...

A couple contributors in 94122: "Woods Woolwine III" and "Miss Christin Creighton." Are these real people? No, really, do these people exist?!? Oh, and there were about 14 donations in support out th...

On October 31, 2008 12:14 PM in Photo du Jour 262, they said:

That's not a tai-chi group, those are motherfuckin' ZOMBIES! http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/invasion2.jpg Run!!!!...

On October 29, 2008 1:17 PM in Photo du Jour 260, they said:

Oh, this doesn't have anything to do with Obama: it was just desperately scrawled by some delusional yokel on an M stuck in the Market tunnel, trying to convince himself he could still get to work on ...

On October 28, 2008 11:54 PM in Film du Jour: "Pansy", they said:

Brock, did you tag this with "poop" to reference that these guys are asking us to vote to approve what amounts to a puerile shit joke or an indication of this video's quality?...

On October 27, 2008 1:58 PM in Skinhead Plot to Murder Obama, Decapitate Blacks Foiled, they said:

Sounds about as legit as those jokers with the "terrorist training camp" in Miami a few years back. Fuckin' nutbags....

On October 27, 2008 10:51 AM in Matt Gonzalez Doesn't Get Spoofed on SNL, they said:

I'd be shocked if they'd even heard of Matt Gonzalez...

On October 23, 2008 5:20 PM in Arrival of the Wine Stimulus Package, they said:

It's wine and you can do what you want But only in San Jose....

On October 23, 2008 1:53 AM in Tales of Romance on the 49, they said:

Twice, I have seen the same bus driver on the 49 pick up a prostitute in the Mission. He got a very thorough back rub while she squealed and giggled and called out the stops on the microphone. I am so...

On October 22, 2008 11:20 PM in American Football Spectacular: A Fish Rots From The Head First, they said:

A Fish Rots From The Head First We're you listening to the Razor and Mr. T yesterday, by any chance? Anyway, I agree with everything you're saying here. Like most transplants, I'm not a 49ers fan fi...

..trying to burn down the freeway. AGAIN! Yeah, between this, the overpass meltdown, and the Caldecott explosion, what is it with East Bay freeways and these tankers?...

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