JUBCHA

THOSE GUYS IN THE BACK LOOK GRUMPY. I USED TO BE GRUMPY TOO, THEN I MOVED INTO A CLEAN DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATERLOOICE HOUSE ON LAMAR. MAN THE FOOD IS GOOD THERE....

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MAN, I WAS AT THAT PART AND LET ME TELL YOU THER EWAS SOME CHIT GOING DOWN. NOW I WAS DOING MY JOB SERVING HOURSDERVES TO ALL THESE RICH FANCY PEOPLE WHEN TIHS DRUNK WHITE CAT COME BUY AND SHOVES A S...

WOW SHE IS HOT....

HAHAHAH. MAN, THAT IS AWESOME. "MY UNCLE AIN'T A MONKEY"...I DO THINK MY SISTER IS THOUGH. SHE HAS SOME HAIRY ARMS AND YOU SHOULD SEE HER BUTTCRACK TOO. IT IS A ZOO IN THERE....

HEY AUSTINIST, YOUR HURLS ARE BROKE....

SO HAS THE HOUSING MARKET COMPLETELY CRASHED YET? WHY YOU ASK? WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU. MY CARDBOARD BOX IS STARTING TO GET AS LITTLE LEAKY AND WINTER IS ON THE WAY. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET ...

HOW MUCH WILL IT COST ME TO RIDE UP TO CEDAR PARK TO SEE MY HOMIES?...

WILL THEY HAVE A BURGER KING AND DUMPSTERS FOR THE HOMELESS?...

HOW MUCH ARE WE GONG TO CHARGE THESE 3 TARDS FOR THE RESCUE OPERATION? I COULD USE SOME OF THAT CHANGE. PFFFT. ...

HOW COME I NEVER WIN THESE? I SENT IN MY EMAIL ADDRESS OVER 900 TIMES. CUT OLE JUBCHA SOME SLACK, WILL 'YA? ...

I SWEAR I WAS READING AUSTINIST SO IT WASN'T ME!!!!...

I WAS BATHING IN THE BRAZOS BACK IN '88 WHEN I WAS HITCHHIKING FROM AUSTIN TO HOUSTON TO SEE MY GIRL WHO WAS LIVING UNDER THE I10 AND HWY6 BRIDGE, WHEN I GOT THE CLAP. CAN I SUE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE P...

MAN, I AM SO BUMMED. I WAS WATCHING THIS ON MY 10 IN BATTEREY POWERED BLACK-AND-WHITE TV THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THE BRUNETTE (ANNALISA) WAS YELLING ABOUT "JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY". IN TYLER TEXAS? YOU...