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Garreth

  • Name: Garreth
  • Location: Austin
On November 25, 2008 8:21 PM in Mueller Releases Home Designs, they said:

Sorry I'm slow on the draw here: wwput: There are trees which is pretty incredible considering it's an old airport. They've transplanted over 500 mature trees so far. True, they've probably decimated...

On October 23, 2008 10:50 AM in I Am So Popular: Like a Fish Needs a Man, they said:

NPR's Click and Clack talk about punishing bad drivers by hitting them. Otherwise they'll never learn. It's not very "Shamu" to punish bad behaviour, I know. But that idea runs through my head every ...

On August 2, 2008 4:28 PM in I Am So Popular: Quit Your Job, Eat Some Brownies, they said:

"Does anybody ever eat those brownies? They look kind of good..." I guess the proof of the pudding is in the eating, not the looking. ...

On July 27, 2008 10:27 PM in I Am So Popular: Tossing Invisible Mackerels, they said:

Are you serious that I can disagree with you all I like? Anonymous Seth...

On June 14, 2008 12:38 PM in I Am So Popular: This Week I Piss Off the Crocheters, they said:

A yoga and knitting retreat in the fall might be exactly what I need around that time. That's a fantastic idea. Do knitters get carpal tunnel? An occupational hazard like tennis elbow - knitters' wr...

On April 26, 2008 10:57 AM in I Am So Popular: Duty and the Beasts, they said:

They don’t talk back and they worship the ground you walk on They worship it with pee....

On April 24, 2008 12:16 AM in I Am So Popular: Peddling Creativity, they said:

Hurrah for the complaining class....

On March 28, 2008 8:36 AM in I Am So Popular: Three Weddings and a Funeral, they said:

Have you ever considered performing divorce ceremonies? I think there's a big untapped market there, right next to funeral photography....

On March 6, 2008 9:23 PM in I Am So Popular: Big Dick on Buddha Mountain, they said:

Have you ever inadvertently left your cell phone at home? It's a very liberating experience which I experimented with today... Love this story. So much so that I might return to the show for the 5th ...

On March 1, 2008 10:08 AM in I Am So Popular: I'll Tell You Who's Out of Order, they said:

They say that there are no squirrel-proof birdfeeders. Not because mankind doesn't have the finest scientists working on the problem. It's just that the squirrels think of nothing else all day every d...

On February 7, 2008 2:36 PM in I Am So Popular: Taking It to the Mat, they said:

I watched a clip of Vince McMahon's kiss my ass segment on the webtube. The bit that really endeared me was cut - when we dropped his pants and nonchalantly brushed an imaginary spec of dust from on...

On January 27, 2008 12:14 AM in Spike Gillespie: I Am So Popular, they said:

Warren served me stolen iHop pancakes, but I've never slept with him. Except for this one play date in which he came over and suggested we take a nap (in separate rooms)....

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