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• Commented on Ask Austinist: Watching the Polls
  please, that is not barney noodles as there is no intraweb connection at the springs and like he even knows/cares who barack is... i smell the H.O....
• Commented on American Apparel Arriving in Austin Anydaynow
  You can see nipples(female) on their website and that is cool....
• Commented on This Week in the IST List
  That movie makes me cry every time i see it. I mean come on, they cross the finish line carrying their sled to the cheers of all of those who onced thought they didn't belong. Total closure for father and...
• Commented on Austin Music Commission's Town Hall Meeting Notes
  I didnt read this b/c it seems really long. What i want to know is there anyway to get Skeletor playing the drums by my name instead of this panda? AYC? Please? Pretty please?...
• Commented on 3-2-1 Kill! at the Alamo Drafthouse Tonight!
  Arthur, i was at the first one too and it is hoolarious. One of the dudes looks just like you sans the moustache. He isn't that funny though. I prefer the twelve-year-old girl....