Mdahmus, It was a joke. Yes, I know you spawned. I just don't understand how you, with said spawn, find the time to write so voluminous on so many venues. Maybe you should turn on your Irony Indicat...

Unless I'm totally high and mistaken, Leigh was one of the performers at the first and only Ego's slam at which I was a guest judge. And even though I totally did not dig the style, I can at least say...

Mdahmus, I'm sorry it's taken me so long to respond-- unlike you I have a wife and a few children, and thus can't be expected to spend as much time blogging as you do, even about such weighty and vit...

M: Thanks for inferring a moral difference between 2 and four wheels, but my argument has almost entirely been physical: Primarily, the huge difference between the average rates and masses of two dif...

Shilli, I wish I could clone you....

Thanks for the clarification, JC. No, I'm not talking about cavalierly blowing through a red just for fuck's sake. Duck: I don't want your sympathy. Just stay off the shoulder. That's more than enoug...

Hey Drivers: We run the red lights so we already have the shoulder when you pick up speed again. If you take off ahead of us, you won't leave us the shoulder, and we'll start off in your blind spot. ....

The other day I was riding my bike down East 6th when I was passed by a silver pickup truck speeding by blaring rock n' roll with a big American flag lashed to the back. It was driven by two tanned, y...

Maybe we could impose a moratorium on trimming and cutting down trees. We could call the anniversary of that day 'Prune-teenth.'...

I find it ironic that over-abundant pecan trees--which are life-support systems for large rat colonies--had to be cleared for another condo development....

By the way, my first and second and only pieces of advice to those who venture to work on their own houses: a. Get a digital camera. For before and after photos (meaning: before and after you take ap...

You're fucking retarded, Craig. But my desire to laugh at your foolishness wanes as I recall the many, many times I've engendered parallel situations, wifey coming home me covered in dirt and pvc pri...

But seriously. As an unqualified outsider, this is by far some of the best content on the site. The fact that the format isn't conducive to commentary shouldn't mean shiite....

Sprankton: a noun, a disease you get from chewing too much....

Hugging a student probably isn't cool if you have a boner....

Your theory, apt as it may be, fails to consider the Mac-owning Vampire Hmong Bio-Chem majors....

Charity is wasted on the poor. The inexplicable human need to reward poor decision-making is why we have the G.I. Bill. ...

Austinist, don't be fooled! "Gekco789" is not a really gekco, nor even a correctly-spelled gecko-- it's actually Jennifer Kim-- a conceit designed to make the honorable Ken Weiss seem wee-tah-did. A...

I can't tell you how sick I am of fake liberals telling people where to move. California fuckin' rocks, by the way....

Is "haterade" like Gatorade for the KKK? But seriously, it is strange when tabloids try to adopt a counterculture superstar. But don't blame the A-ist for just linking to it. It's like a third-degree...