But seriously. As an unqualified outsider, this is by far some of the best content on the site. The fact that the format isn't conducive to commentary shouldn't mean shiite....

Sprankton: a noun, a disease you get from chewing too much....

Hugging a student probably isn't cool if you have a boner....

Your theory, apt as it may be, fails to consider the Mac-owning Vampire Hmong Bio-Chem majors....

Charity is wasted on the poor. The inexplicable human need to reward poor decision-making is why we have the G.I. Bill. ...

Austinist, don't be fooled! "Gekco789" is not a really gekco, nor even a correctly-spelled gecko-- it's actually Jennifer Kim-- a conceit designed to make the honorable Ken Weiss seem wee-tah-did. A...

I can't tell you how sick I am of fake liberals telling people where to move. California fuckin' rocks, by the way....

Is "haterade" like Gatorade for the KKK? But seriously, it is strange when tabloids try to adopt a counterculture superstar. But don't blame the A-ist for just linking to it. It's like a third-degree...

I wish more people would die from being overweight. Well, not people actually. Just egos....

Adam "Bullet-proof" Reposa? The one with the screaming eagle tattoo on his chest? Say it ain't so, A-ist. Say it ain’t so....

Would. Coulda. Shoulda. But why only go back a decade? If we're going to play this game, why not start with slavery? As the city moves forward, at some point you have to realize—even if it does inde...

Wow. Think of the time his “dumb” friends are wasting on public transportation when they can be one-issue cranks sending out hostile missives on a handful of local websites. I think you should be app...

Why do you people think that deleting somebody’s words and then posting them somewhere else isn’t censorship? While there is a wide continuum of what should justify censorship, there’s a pretty narro...

It's not even censorship anymore, not when there’s no real axe to grind or keep from grinding. It's so de facto and bland, just the thoughtless elimination of stuff you subjectively deem unfit, or in ...

Wow. Good thing you deleted those first two comments. I have to admit, the Austinist is much improved, now that you guys just delete whatever you don't like. Very classy....

Random, There was never any profit (or cool) on the table. The terms of their offer were ridiculous, and while the venture was only barely conceivable in Austin, it's all but guaranteed to fail anywh...

First and most importantly, regarding shmooth's comment, a quick clarification: I never suggested Louis Black has ever skimmed money from SXSW tills. What appears in the column is simply the observati...

...Shit. That's what I had it down as, originally. Then a Google image search shook my confidence. Good times....

Wow. Where'd you find that? ...don't ask me. I thought HTML was a sports drink....

Not sure how Colin Powell felt about also having to polish the China. Probably bad....