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Editor: Allen Y Chen
Publisher: Gothamist</description>
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			<title>Longhorns Around the Web</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsheader&quot; style=&quot;width:654px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091106_Longhorns Around the Web Banner.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Each Friday, we'll be offering up a sampling of Longhorn- and Big 12-related sports coverage making its way around the Web.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;So it's not going to be Game of the Week here in Austin this week. But certainly the Texas coaching staff will have the team focused, right? One game at a time and all that. This is what linebacker Roddrick Muckelroy had to say on the issue after last week's big win: &quot;The big prize is next week - Florida Atlantic. That's the next big prize on the menu.&quot; Good effort, but this week's opponent is Central Florida. But with all the cupcakes left on the regular season schedule, who are we to criticize the team for looking ahead a bit?&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;Awards Watch '09: Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley (they're roommates, you know?) have been &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/110409acp.html&quot;&gt;nominated for this season's Maxwell Award&lt;/a&gt;, which honors the nation's finest collegiate player. Coach Mack Brown has also been nominated by the Maxwell Football Club for the George Munger Award, which goes to the coach of the year. Of course, these are all contingent on the Horns winning out.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;This week's pick: Texas easily covered last week's 8.5-point line against the Cowboys, but this week's line is a bit heavier at 36 points. The offense could suffer a slight letdown after two dominant performances, and at this point for the Horns there's no motivation to run up the scores to secure better poll position, it's all about winning. So take Central Florida to spoil the spread this Saturday.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;From Brown, repecting the Knights: &quot;All we have to do is look back to 2007. They kicked an onside kick late in the game, we won, 35-32. Their seniors were on that team as sophomores a couple years ago so they will be coming here with a lot of confidence because they know they played us that well at that time. George O'Leary is a great football coach. He is a guy that will try to slow the game down. They will try to run the ball. They will try to hit some deep play action passes. They will do a good job in the kicking game. They are number nine in the country in run defense and number eight in the country with 27 sacks. They bunch to stop the run and put a lot of pressure on the quarterback. They have lost three games, but Miami was a tight game until the fourth quarter. Miami ended up beating them, 27-7. Their other two losses were by seven points and by five points. Last night they looked like they were out of the game and came back and won. That's how George does it. They will play a four-man front on defense, will blitz only about 16 percent of the time. They are not a big risk-taking team, but they are a team that you better be ready to play.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robert Stiller]]></dc:creator>
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			<title>I Am So Popular: Love Me Doo-Doo</title>
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&lt;i&gt;Editor&amp;#8217;s note:  The views expressed in &lt;strong&gt;I Am So Popular&lt;/strong&gt; are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the outlook or beliefs of anyone else in the IST network.&lt;/i&gt;

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I love, love, love fake shit. And when I say, &lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;fake shit,&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt; I am not euphemistically referring to, say, &amp;#8220;reality&amp;#8221; TV shows, imitation boobs, or the way some of  the ex-girlriends of my young, hot, domestic partner treat me at cocktail parties. No, no, when I say &lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;fake shit,&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt; what I mean is prosthetic poo-poo, crafted ca-ca, faux fecal matter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So when esteemed Austinist arts editor, Emily, asked me if I might like to profile Kourtney Lea Moon-- aka Angry Olive-- and when I found out that Kourtney sews embellished excrement as part of her emporium of uber-cool crafts, I jumped at the chance. I emailed Kourtney to tell her of my love of fake shit, and how thrilled I was when &lt;a href=&quot;http://austinist.com/2009/03/05/i_am_so_popular_when_life_hands_you.php&quot;&gt;Warren gave me a box of plastic dog crap for my birthday&lt;/a&gt;. She enthusiastically responded:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;You can never, I repeat, NEVER be given too much shit!  Fake, real, plush, cute, fossilized... We deal with it everyday- literally. Best present ever...&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
			<![CDATA[<p>As if that doesn&#8217;t make her enough of a woman after my own heart, it turns out that Kourtney is also a totally badass knitter. And, like me (only much better), she is know to knit-from-the-hip, making it up as she goes, creating all sorts of groovy one-of-a-kind items. Before I made him stop, Warren kept coming at me with all sorts of goofy requests, which is how he wound up with knitted handcuffs, a roasted chicken hat, and a 3-D knitted menorah hat. So of course I slobbered over Kourtney&#8217;s unique work. <div class="eventsleft" style="width:214px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_2209335755_d4195109b4_m.jpg"/><br /><a href="http://www.eastaustinstudiotour.com/PARTICIPANTS/AngryOlive_KourneyMoon_9thstStudios.html">Angry Olive Hat</a></div></div></p>

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The good news is, you, too, can slobber over her work&#8212;up close and in person. She&#8217;s part of the EAST tour. What&#8217;s that you ask? It&#8217;s the East Austin Studio Tour, when over a hundred East side artists open their homes and studios so we can check out their habitats and their work and, of course, buy up their stuff. There are no excuses&#8212;NONE&#8212;not to attend this event. This year it&#8217;s running over nine days, from November 14th - 22nd. Next week we&#8217;ll be featuring more info and profiles. For now, a little sneak peak via a Q&A I did with Kourtney. <div class="eventsright" style="width:214px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_2210014652_9a2ce89156.jpg"/><br /><a href="http://www.eastaustinstudiotour.com/PARTICIPANTS/AngryOlive_KourneyMoon_9thstStudios.html">Portrait of the Artist as a Tree Frog</a></div></div></p>

<p><strong>SG: </strong>Who are you? <br />
<strong>AO: </strong>Oh, geeze. I&#8217;m still figuring that one out. I think I need a beer before I can even begin to ponder. Let&#8217;s just say, for now, I&#8217;m reaching the close of my twenties, I&#8217;m a mother, an aspiring pilot and obsessed with doing too many things at once and getting overwhelmed. I like to use my hands&#133;a lot. <br />
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<strong>SG: </strong>How'd you get involved in E.A.S.T.?  <br />
<strong>AO: </strong>Since I recently left the domestic life behind, I&#8217;ve opened my eyes to a brand new world, a world outside mopping my floors and cleaning the kitchen, and I&#8217;m actually getting involved in the arts- something I&#8217;ve always wanted to do. My friend Terra Biddleman has never given up on me since we met, and constantly introduces me to amazingly talented people here in Austin. That's how I met the lovely Eya Floyd, who held my hand through the application process. <br />
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<div class="eventsleft" style="width:214px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_2489302425_0e4d9c26bf.jpg"/><br /><a href="http://www.eastaustinstudiotour.com/PARTICIPANTS/AngryOlive_KourneyMoon_9thstStudios.html">Angry Olive Hat</a></div></div><strong>SG:</strong> Where can we find you on the tour?<br />
<strong>AO:</strong> The 9th street house (2410 E. 9th Street).<br />
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<p><strong>SG:</strong> I knit, you knit, but not everyone knits-- so tell those us in layperson's terms how your on-the-fly knitting works. (i.e. what's your process from concept to completion?)<br />
<strong>AO:</strong> Ok, so It depends on what I want to knit. Most of the designs of the creatures or hats I come up with just pop into my head, or they derive from a project gone bad or maybe it&#8217;s an extension or mutation of an old design. When it comes to clothing, I have a particular style in mind, but the real fun is when you get to play with stitch patterns and colorwork. On top of that, I like to mix techniques together. For example, if I combine crochet and knitting, sewing, and embroidery, it changes EVERYTHING. Most people I&#8217;ve come across who are involved in the fiber arts don&#8217;t like to step outside their comfort zone. They either knit or crochet, or sew, or felt, etc. When it comes to combining everything, I eat it up. My least favorite thing to do is the measuring and the calculating of stitches and making it all work for fitting a human. With making toys or pieces to be hung, you don&#8217;t have to worry so much about the math and counting stitches and practicality. Also, with many projects, I might have a particular way I want it to turn out, but then halfway through I completely change it, and luckily, it&#8217;s always worked out for the best. It&#8217;s all about intuition and throwing caution to the wind!<div class="eventsright" style="width:214px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_fox hoodie_web.jpg"/><br /><a href="http://www.eastaustinstudiotour.com/PARTICIPANTS/AngryOlive_KourneyMoon_9thstStudios.html">Fox Hoodie</a></div></div><br />
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<p><strong>SG: </strong>Favorite thing you ever knit?<br />
<strong>AO: </strong>That&#8217;s like asking what my favorite song is! No fair. As for an actual item, I had a really fun time knitting the nevernude. I love, love, love knitting cables, fair isle, and lace is fun when I don&#8217;t have to rip it out ten times. But I cannot stress enough that it has almost everything to do with WHAT I knit with. Favorite needles? Turbos and bamboos-- Lantern Moon [brand] if I can splurge. Natural fibers are the best!  Acrylic is essentially knitting plastic and I hate it. Anything that&#8217;s considered &#8220;novelty&#8221; yarn I stay away from, because I just don&#8217;t like it. Perhaps I&#8217;m a purist or a snob. I can accept that fault.<br />
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<div class="eventsleft" style="width:214px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_poops_web.jpg"/><br /><a href="http://www.eastaustinstudiotour.com/PARTICIPANTS/AngryOlive_KourneyMoon_9thstStudios.html">Fake Shit!</a></div></div><strong>SG: </strong>What's up with the poop-- is it a popular item?<br />
<strong>AO: </strong>I don&#8217;t know what possessed me to subject people to those little buggers. I was reading something about the world&#8217;s oldest piece of coprolite having pinworms in it. I remember being so grossed out and thinking, &#8220;I gotta make poop cute.&#8221;  Not to mention, having a 5 year-old, the poop humor is in full swing. Mostly, I just love seeing people&#8217;s reactions to things I make&#133;the look of disgust and horror combined with an involuntary, &#8220;Aawwwww!&#8221; and a generous rubbing of the little guy upon their cheek is what makes me feel happy. It&#8217;s not every day you can get someone to say, &#8220;Damn, that&#8217;s a cute-ass poo.&#8221; People seem to enjoy them quite a bit.</p>

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<strong>SG:</strong> Besides E.A.S.T. where/how do you market your stuff? <br />
<strong>AO: </strong>I&#8217;ve been on hiatus for a while. I have an etsy shop that I need to desperately restock. I also had a website, but I can&#8217;t really put the time into it to makework. I&#8217;m terrible at updating my knitting blog and marketing myself has been the biggest challenge. I suppose it's because I have yet to convince even myself that my creations are that special or good. I just try to keep things simple and fun. Etsy, my (old) website, Ravelry and local fairs are usually what I focus on when I'm in the Angryolive Mode. <br />
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<strong>SG: </strong>Advice to other crafty folks who want to get into the business side of it? <br />
<strong>AO: </strong>I wish I could tell you, because I could definitely use that advice. I would say if you want to sell patterns, you would probably be in better shape than selling handmade items. I am a one-woman sweatshop and because of that, I developed tendonitis. Keep things simple and less time consuming if you want to make a profit. The best thing I have ever done is put myself out there and MEET PEOPLE. I have noticed that crafty people who constantly update their shops, blogs and participate in fairs, and publish free patterns online seem to get some wonderful breaks.<br />
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<strong>SG:</strong> Current favorite knitted item you've made/are making?<br />
<strong>AO: </strong>The current favorite would have to be S. Cargo and the Dame Critter Trio or the Owl Vest. There is also a vintage pattern of a nautical blanket that&#8217;s burning a hole on my shelf.<br />
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<strong>SG: </strong>Tell me about your "plush life"&#8212; What's up with the plushies?<br />
<strong>AO:</strong> Plushies are typically instant gratification, and when you spend over a month knitting a top, you need to have a quick fix. My quick fixes have turned out to be some of my favorite things to make. In the amount of time it will take me to knit a plush, I can sew 20 from fleece. Instead of running 5 miles a day, I just get liposuction every now and then&#133;<br />
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<strong>SG:</strong> What else do you want to tell me?<br />
<strong>AO: </strong>I am participating in a play called Love and Chaos that will be a supernatural four act, four location show on November 15, 2009 starting 4:30 at Rio Rita and ending at Shangri La. Not to whore that out or anything, but If you happen to see plush guts fly out of a stomach and an extremely oversized cinnamon roll in the show- I made them! <a href="http://www.thetinyblackhearts.blogspot.com">thetinyblackhearts.blogspot.com</a>  <br />
<em>Spike Gillespie wishes she could sit in a big pile of plush poo and just knit all day, everyday. She blogs at <a href="http://www.knitbuzz.blogspot.com">KnitBuzz </a>and <a href="http://www.spikeg.com">spikeg.com.</a> <br />
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[spikegillespie]]></dc:creator>
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			<title>Why We Don&apos;t Like You: Central Florida Knights</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:254px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_ucfcampus.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottkinmartin/536730024/&quot;&gt;Scott Kinmartin/flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Central Florida Knights.&lt;p&gt;

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	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;There's a Sale at Academy:&lt;/strong&gt; The Knights are looking for a new shoe provider after Adidas dropped its &lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_ucf/2009/11/air-jordans-cost-ucf-deal-with-adidas-valued-at-3-million.html&quot;&gt;$3 million apparel contract&lt;/a&gt; with the school. UCF basketball player Marcus Jordan, son of Michael Jordan, angered the equipment company by rejecting Adidas and wearing Nike Air Jordans in a recent game.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;He Also Said He Was In U2:&lt;/strong&gt; George O'Leary was the head coach at Notre Dame for five days. Then word got out that he &lt;a href=&quot;http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/2001/12/14/oleary_notredame/&quot;&gt;lied&lt;/a&gt; about his academic and athletic background, and the Irish cut him loose. He claimed to have a master's degree in education and to have played college football for three years, neither turned out to be true.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I Need Those Extra Hours:&lt;/strong&gt; Fans raised a stink earlier this season when &lt;a href=&quot;http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2009-08-06/sports/ucf_1_tailgating-fans-ucf&quot;&gt;tailgating hours&lt;/a&gt; were cut back. For games that begin at 6 pm or later, tailgate lots open at noon, rather than at 8 am as in years past. The good news is that for games that begin before 6 pm, you can still get your drink on beginning at 8.&lt;/li&gt;
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Beckham]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-11-06T11:30:11-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>Austin Woman Seriously Injured By Dog Named &quot;Sky/Skyler&quot; at Red Bud; Your Help Appreciated</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:314px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091105_Jessica-Peppler.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;&quot;&gt;Jessica and Dylan Peppler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Austinite &lt;strong&gt;Brian Peppler&lt;/strong&gt; wrote in to our tip line (that's &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:tips@austinist.com&quot;&gt;tips@austinist.com&lt;/a&gt;&amp;mdash;email us!) this morning to share a sad story about his wife Jessica, who was seriously injured at Red Bud Isle this past weekend. Jessica, 31, is pictured to the right with their 22-week-old son, Dylan. They'd appreciate your help in getting in touch with the owner of the dog in question&amp;mdash;details below.

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&lt;blockquote&gt;My wife was seriously injured by a dog, and we need help finding its owner. Anything you can do to spread the word would mean a lot to us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Around 10:00am on Saturday 10/31/09, my wife went to Red Bud Isle to exercise our dog. When she arrived, she was charged by a dog and was knocked down hard. Her spine was broken and [she] was in the hospital for five days. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The owner of the dog was apologetic, but we did not receive his contact information. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We don't want anything bad to happen to the owner or his dog, but we need to find the dog's owner so we can communicate the serious nature of the injuries she sustained.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;Here's what we know:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The dog is named &lt;strong&gt;Sky/Skye&lt;/strong&gt; or &lt;strong&gt;Skyler/Skylar&lt;/strong&gt; and appeared to be an Australian Shepherd or related mixed breed, about 10 months old with&lt;br /&gt;
blue eyes and a light mixed coat (white/gray/tan).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The dog's owner is a white male with clean-cut brown hair, between the ages of 35-50, has a trim build, and is approx 6&amp;#8217;0&amp;#8221;- 6&amp;#8217;3&amp;#8221; tall. His name might be &lt;strong&gt;Aaron&lt;/strong&gt; (we're not sure) and he may be a Saturday morning regular at the park.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Please contact Brian at 512-897-0818 or &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:bpeppler(@)gmail.com&quot;&gt;email him&lt;/a&gt; if you saw the accident, think you might know the owner of the dog, or are in direct contact with the owner.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allen Y Chen]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-11-05T10:10:28-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>Last Week Around the -ISTs [Best Of]</title>
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&quot;&gt; &lt;img alt=&quot;yankesssuck.jpg&quot;
src=&quot;http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/yankesssuck.jpg&quot;
width=&quot;640&quot; height=&quot;425&quot; /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;i&gt;Photo by &lt;a
href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/brainware3000/28456803/&quot;&gt;brainware3000/Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Phillyist was all about the World Series this week: &lt;a
href=&quot;http://phillyist.com/2009/10/28/top_5_reasons_why_we_hate_the_yanke.php&quot;&gt;hating
on the opposing team&lt;/a&gt;; &lt;a
href=&quot;http://phillyist.com/2009/10/27/photoist_480.php&quot;&gt;waxng
nostalgic&lt;/a&gt;; and generally &lt;a
href=&quot;http://phillyist.com/2009/10/28/get_psyched_philly.php&quot;&gt;getting
psyched&lt;/a&gt;.  Although the Phillies trail the Yankees one game to two
in the Series, Phillyist remains optimistic: &lt;a
href=&quot;http://phillyist.com/2009/10/29/photoist_481.php&quot;&gt;they have God
on their side&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Gothamist learned that Vespa owners are &lt;a
href=&quot;http://gothamist.com/2009/10/26/vespa_vin.php&quot;&gt;resorting to
illegal measures&lt;/a&gt; (okay, scraping off their vehicle ID numbers) to
keep their scooters on the street, not that it'll help.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Seattlest indulged in some &lt;a
href=&quot;http://seattlest.com/2009/10/26/alaskan_way_viaduct_earthquake_simu.php&quot;&gt;Washington
State-sponsored earthquake disaster porn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Torontoist checked out the planned designs for a forthcoming subway
station in the northernmost part of their city, which looks an awful
lot like &lt;a href=&quot;http://torontoist.com/2009/10/the_future_is_retro_for_steeles_west_subway.php&quot;&gt;how
people in the 1960s imagined things like subway stations would look
today&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Bostonist celebrated our &lt;a
href=&quot;http://bostonist.com/2009/10/29/drinking_in_boston_beer_epiphanies.php&quot;&gt;beer
epiphanies&lt;/a&gt;, just in time for pumpkin brews.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Shanghaiist worried about the state of Chinese youth after a cellphone
video showing a &lt;a
href=&quot;http://shanghaiist.com/2009/10/26/schoolgirl_beatings_now_filming_in.php&quot;&gt;vicious
schoolyard beating in Shanghai&lt;/a&gt; was uploaded to the internet.
According to one survey, &lt;a
href=&quot;http://shanghaiist.com/2009/10/30/rise_in_campus_violence.php&quot;&gt;one
in four kids in China&lt;/a&gt; have faced similar violent
incidents.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

LAist found out just how crazy the subway in LA can get thanks to &lt;a
href=&quot;http://laist.com/2009/10/27/video_woman_maces_kid_on_metro_red.php&quot;&gt;a
video called &quot;Crackhead Hooker Maces Kid.&quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

SFist witnessed two things fall apart this week: the San
Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge, which &lt;a
href=&quot;http://sfist.com/2009/10/28/phoots_day_without_a_bay_bridge.php&quot;&gt;shut
down&lt;/a&gt; after a &lt;a
href=&quot;http://sfist.com/2009/10/29/photos_a_day_without_a_bay_bridge.php&quot;&gt;cable
snapped and struck traffic&lt;/a&gt;, and Mayor Gavin Newsom's &lt;a
href=&quot;http://sfist.com/2009/10/30/breaking_newsom_drops_out_of_race.php&quot;&gt;gubernatorial&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://sfist.com/2009/10/31/quote_of_the_month_newsom_on_taking.php&quot;&gt;aspirations&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Londonist attended a &lt;a
href=&quot;http://londonist.com/2009/10/in_pictures_vigil_against_hate_crim.php&quot;&gt;vigil
against hate crimes&lt;/a&gt;, prompted by the recent death of the victim of
a homophobic attack.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

Chicagoist focused on the more light-hearted things in life,
celebrating the magic of &lt;a
href=&quot;http://chicagoist.com/2009/10/28/out_life_would_suck_without_kelly_c.php&quot;&gt;Kelly
Clarkson&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a
href=&quot;http://chicagoist.com/2009/10/29/the_great_american_pet_expo_at_navy.php&quot;&gt;pets&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;

DCist visited the Washington Humane Society to get some &lt;a
href=&quot;http://dcist.com/2009/10/needs_a_title.php&quot;&gt;ridiculously
adorable photos&lt;/a&gt; of some of the pets currently there waiting to be
adopted.

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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Allen Y Chen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title>Austin Pride Build: Open Build Day</title>
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&lt;div class=&quot;events&quot;&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://archive.constantcontact.com/fs014/1102189777421/archive/1102768879563.html&quot;&gt;Austin Pride Build: Open Build Day&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, October 31&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;source=s_q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=2407+towbridge+circle,+austin,+tx&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=31.013085,67.763672&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=2407+Towbridge+Cir,+Austin,+Travis,+Texas+78723&amp;t=h&amp;z=16&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;2407 Towbridge Circle.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8am-4pm, RSVP on Facebook&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

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For those ghouls hoping to do some good before a night of naughtiness, &lt;a href=&quot;http://archive.constantcontact.com/fs014/1102189777421/archive/1102768879563.html&quot;&gt;Austin Pride Build&lt;/a&gt; is in need of some extra hands for their Open Build Day. No previous construction experience is necessary but feel free to slip into that construction worker costume anyway. Just &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/pages/Austin-Pride-Build-Habitat-for-Humanity/119685684627#/pages/Austin-Pride-Build-Habitat-for-Humanity/119685684627?v=wall&quot;&gt;RSVP on Facebook&lt;/a&gt; and then hop in your monster mobile and head on over to &lt;a href=&quot;http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1102794262007&amp;s=21120&amp;e=001fnSz7IehWQl7L4mf4UO1FEwkoOGh8DDknuB9QDFJ5cy5HJJ7VUy9OIDV9NQ0_KZmlI7j_di-AO_deTexgMgggAz3HyIkJmy6g2jvNCib49efRb7gujcpZoOxyE4N3lgb4CQN_jGGQRN_hNg20eUWF9QYz6QAMmJEVBiupw37A3xKuTNz_VTmZ_8N8tdo9p6Xt2F6xiaid6MP9jJjILT5hNTKPPBp0W9Lji1S4d6MMw_7TS68PkJEzDCiFlYOP-kHS8uWCgDLV3s0I2Oq9yMkI-je304l6KOtADiC4qI2-vFEx6lkTMzFaKGQkWG7pFEyC3UIGx1cAtXBhRuyYLSLL2iHd0hxM2b0oYM905OHL0G5hxM8onZ3zCmeV9gsE61OQegJrhIWVD2sitORc_rISUXwC4ge1YyR3xWqenNCqodmdigEQwacr7WbsjunKgIrwYYJgIvQpAALV5LOyWUCfMj7hf-Uxcga&quot;&gt;2407 Towbridge Circle&lt;/a&gt; this Saturday morning at 8AM.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Austin Pride Build has partnered with Habitat for Humanity for the third year to bring together Austin's LGBT community to build an affordable home for a local family in need. This year's beneficiary is named Kimberly and the goal is to have her home built before the end of the year. If you can't make it out to lift a hammer, or you're just not capable of nailing and screwing so early in the morning, you can still help out by making a donation. So far they have $59,500 of their $65,000 fundraising goal and every little bit helps.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The group will continue working on Kimberly's new home every Saturday until December 12, which gives you many more opportunities to volunteer. Become a fan of Austin Pride Build on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/pages/Austin-Pride-Build-Habitat-for-Humanity/119685684627#/pages/Austin-Pride-Build-Habitat-for-Humanity/119685684627?v=wall&quot;&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt; or follow them on &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/PrideBuild&quot;&gt;Twitter.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Travis]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-10-30T19:15:31-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>The Texas Book Festival: It&apos;s This Weekend At The Capitol</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:314px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091030_tbf_House_sm.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;&quot;&gt;photo by thinman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Texas is playing on the road, the weather should be great, so your excuses are scant. Two hundred and twenty authors and box loads of new books will be arriving. And, according to Clay Smith, this is an excellent year to be a reader. Be sure and check the &lt;a href=&quot;http://texasbookfestival.org/Calendar.php&quot;&gt;Texas Book Festival schedule&lt;/a&gt; for any last minutes changes. Author Terry Tempest Williams, unfortunately, could not attend. 

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
An earlier interview with Clay Smith, the literary director, can be found &lt;a href=&quot;http://austinist.com/2009/09/04/texas_book_festival_2009_the_envelo.php&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At the volunteer training session last week, they announced a few changes to the room protocol. If you have been before, you know those smaller committee rooms can fill up quickly. This year they will be posting signs with occupancy numbers. The monitors, as usual, will stop admitting people when the room is full. There are separate counts for the few handicapped wheel chair spaces. They will also be clearing the rooms after each session. No more arriving to an earlier session and camping out. Be kind, be patient, and come early for your favorite author.&lt;/p&gt;

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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Thinman]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-10-30T14:00:30-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>Longhorns Around the Web</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsheader&quot; style=&quot;width:654px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091029_Longhorns Around the Web Banner.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Each Friday, we'll be offering up a sampling of Longhorn- and Big 12-related sports coverage making its way around the Web.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;p&gt;

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&lt;li&gt;The Longhorn D has been on a roll, knocking out starting quarterbacks in three consecutive games. Logic would dictate that Oklahoma State QB Zac Robinson has had more than a few sleepless nights with images of Sergio Kindle and Sam Acho dancing in his head, but Robinson told reporters this week &lt;a href=&quot;http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/5714/robinson-not-fazed-by-texas-ko-streak-of-rival-qbs&quot;&gt;he's not concerned&lt;/a&gt;: &quot;It&amp;#8217;s not something you can think or worry about. You just play. I know they&amp;#8217;ll fly around and hit, but so does everybody else. We&amp;#8217;re excited about playing against such a great defense.&amp;#8221; &lt;/li&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;Seemingly good news for the Horns, word came down this week that OSU wideout Dez Bryant &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2009-10-27/suspension-ends-season-for-oklahoma-states-dez-bryant&quot;&gt;will be suspended until September 2010&lt;/a&gt;, and running back Kendall Hunter will likely also be sidelined for the Pokes. In light of the ruling, Bryant is likely leave Oklahoma State and declare for the NFL draft in April.  The Cowboys have proven resilient in Bryant's absence though, with a mob of lesser-known receivers stepping into the spotlight, including sophomore &lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/columns/story?columnist=durrett_richard&amp;id=4601390&quot;&gt;Hubert Anyiam&lt;/a&gt;, who will certainly be in the sights of the Texas secondary on Saturday.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;Closer to home, former Longhorn coach John Mackovic thinks &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mydesert.com/article/20091029/COLUMNS46/910290332/1026/news12&quot;&gt;Texas is the top team in the nation&lt;/a&gt;. And while we're on conjecture, a rundown of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://cfn.scout.com/2/913919.html&quot;&gt;Heisman candidates thus far&lt;/a&gt;, from &lt;em&gt;College Football News&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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<li>So Mack Brown's 11-0 against Oklahoma State. But what's more about that record is the manner in which Texas has handled the Cowboys in recent years, in particular spotting the Pokes huge first-half leads, before staging multiple dramatic comebacks. From the <em>San Antonio Express-News</em>, Mike Finger on the Longhorns' <a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/Putting_UT_away_easier_said_than_done.html">flair for the dramatic</a> when it comes to OSU.</li>

<p><li>This week's pick: The Horns covered in a big way last week against Missouri, and should do so again this week on an 8.5-point line against OSU. Texas' margin in the teams' last two meetings has been a combined seven points, but if the offense continues to roll, the D should keep the Cowboys from spoiling the spread.</li></p>

<p><li><a href="http://www.texassports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/102609aee.html">From Coach Brown</a>, on OSU fans: "I remember one year up there, I was on the sideline and my headphones went out and we scored a touchdown. Some guys that were enjoying their beverages felt like they were sitting with me and said, "Brown, you're such an idiot they don't even let you hear what they're calling when the score a touchdown." And I thought, "You know, he's really right. I didn't even have it on." You get to know the fans really well there. It's fun. The fans are always great up there. The fans behind the bench are aggressive but they're fun. They usually know your mom's name. They've got a lot of information on you."</li></p>

<p><li>And just for good measure, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E">he's still a man, only now he's 42</a>.</li><br />
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Robert Stiller]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-10-30T13:39:53-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>Why We Don&apos;t Like You: Oklahoma State Cowboys</title>
			<link>http://austinist.com/2009/10/30/why_we_dont_like_you_oklahoma_state.php</link>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:334px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091030_gundyrant.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E&quot;&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Oklahoma State Cowboys.&lt;p&gt;

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	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dez Lied, But Nobody Died:&lt;/strong&gt; Superstar wide receiver Dez Bryant was hit with a year's &lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4600727&quot;&gt;suspension&lt;/a&gt; for lying about whether he hung out with Deion Sanders over the summer. Technically, no NCAA rules were broken, but Bryant's deceptive comments drew the ire of investigators. Maybe Bryant was just showing what he's learned: when he was held out of a game earlier this season because of the inquiry, OSU told the &lt;a href=&quot;http://newsok.com/osus-dez-bryant-missed-grambling-game-due-to-ncaa-issue/article/3408775&quot;&gt;media&lt;/a&gt; that he was out with a hamstring injury.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cowboys Forever:&lt;/strong&gt; This season, the Cowboys debuted a new spirit song to get the crowd fired up prior to kickoff. The result was &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.johnmartinlive.com/cowboys-forever/&quot;&gt;Cowboys Forever&lt;/a&gt;&quot;, a remarkably wimpy ditty that opens with the line &amp;#8220;The prairie wind touches our skin, another maverick morning begins.&amp;#8221; Fans were &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ocolly.com/new-school-spirit-song-gets-mixed-reviews-1.305582&quot;&gt;unimpressed&lt;/a&gt;, saying, &quot;the song resembles the ugly, mongoloid offspring of Cold Play, Kings of Leon, and Tim McGraw.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chris Gaines:&lt;/strong&gt; If OSU wanted a kick-ass song, they should have turned to alumnus Garth Brooks, who was just inducted into the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.newsok.com/garth-brooks-sanders-earn-osu-accolades/article/3410126?custom_click=lead_story_title&quot;&gt;Oklahoma State Alumni Hall of Fame&lt;/a&gt;, along with Heisman Trophy-winning running back Barry Sanders and baseball player Robin Ventura, who holds the record for the longest hitting streak in college baseball.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&quot;I'm a Man!&quot;:&lt;/strong&gt; If Cowboys Coach Mike Gundy went on to win a national championship, a Super Bowl, and a Nobel Prize, this video would still be at the No. 1 spot in his legacy. When a phrase from your post-game rant works its way into pop culture, you've really accomplished something. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E&quot;&gt;Watch it again&lt;/a&gt;, for the first time.&lt;/li&gt;
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Beckham]]></dc:creator>
			<dc:date>2009-10-30T09:54:24-06:00</dc:date>
			
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			<title>Hello, My Name Is: You Down With NLP?</title>
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;A curious girl's ethnographic quest for stimulation, knowledge and the least common denominator... The opinions expressed in &lt;strong&gt;Hello, My Name Is&lt;/strong&gt; do not necessarily reflect those of the Austinist or anyone else in the Ist network.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Sure, I'm running late. &lt;i&gt;Extremely&lt;/i&gt; late. And it's not like this &lt;i&gt;isn't&lt;/i&gt; a recurring event. And I'm sleepy. If I had to assess my inner state right now, I'd say it's an emotional cocktail of guilt, exhaustion, hunger and restlessness. Shaken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You might be thinking, 'Hey, why don't you get off your ass and just go wherever it is you need to go?'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to this I must reply: Because I am not a slave to my emotions... I can &lt;i&gt;choose to become calm&lt;/i&gt;. Using my trusty new &lt;i&gt;NLP&lt;/i&gt; skills, I can summon a feeling of complete focus, relaxation and creativity... one that I haven't felt since that &lt;i&gt;one time&lt;/i&gt; way back in, like, 1997.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At least that's the theory. I sit watching the clock. I'm breathing. Summoning. Remembering. But still... feeling &lt;i&gt;guilty as hell&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, so I only learned this &lt;i&gt;NLP&lt;/i&gt; stuff &lt;i&gt;last week&lt;/i&gt;. I haven't had much practice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NLP stands for &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;misspell&quot; suggestions=&quot;Nero,Neuron,Euro,Negro,Nehru&quot;&gt;Neuro&lt;/span&gt;-Linguistic Programming&lt;/i&gt;. No big semantic jumps there: These folks observe connections between thought processes, language and behavior patterns. The idea is that all patterns are changeable, and by altering them, you can can truly &lt;i&gt;be all you can be&lt;/i&gt;. Basically, it's like cognitive behavioral therapy with fewer facts and more hugging. &lt;/div&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
			<![CDATA[Apparently, there's little if any empirical evidence to support <span class="misspell" suggestions="Nap's,Alp's,Blip's,Nil's,Lap's">NLP's</span> claims- and, the group's tendency toward <span class="misspell" suggestions="psychobabble,positionable">psychobabbly</span> terms like <i>modalities</i> and&nbsp;<i>expansions</i> and <i>problem/resource/trance states</i> has made it less-than-respected by the scientific community as a whole. But still, I can't dismiss it.<br /><br />My first exposure to <span class="misspell" suggestions="Nero,Neuron,Euro,Negro,Nehru">Neuro</span>-Linguistic Programming was at a <i>Learning Lunch </i>at an old job of mine (yes, I went to a<i> Learning Lunch)</i>. The title of the class was something like <i>Make Conflict More Fun With NLP! </i>And I ended up learning something in that class that I've actually used quite a bit. Basically, if you're in a stressful situation, you try to picture the whole thing from ten feet away. You imagine watching the scene from a perspective outside of your own head, and somehow everything seems less intense. And the thing is, it actually works for me.<br /><br />So I was excited to attend another NLP workshop last week, especially since the class was all about defining and attaining goals: These are not my strongest skills.<br /><br />I arrived relatively on time, and Mr. Fail was just getting started.<br /><i><br />[Did I mention that our instructor's name was </i><i>Mr. Fail? And that he's a </i><i>life coach? Just making sure.]</i><br /><br />"Your unconscious mind senses <i>everything</i> going on around you. Part of its job is to delete the <i>extra stuff </i>so your conscious mind can focus," Mr. Fail said. "This is obviously important- and good- except when it deletes the <i>wrong</i> stuff. It's important that you pay attention to the <i>right things</i>... ones that are in line with your goals and your life purpose. That's why it's important to define our goals. Then we can asses whether or not our actions and thoughts support them."<br /><br /><i>Sounds good so far.<br /><br /></i>"First, we're going to do an exercise in <i>Dreaming Big</i>. Think back to a time when you felt wildly creative. How did it feel? What happened?"<br /><br />"Time went by really quickly," I said. <i>Participation point for me.</i><br /><br />"Time goes by quickly! Yes!" Mr. Fail said, turning and pointing and smiling in the special way that only a motivational speaker can. I'm sure there's some name for this, like <i>Positive Reinforcement Openness Strategy</i> or something, but still... it worked on me.<br /><br />He asked, "What were you doing when you felt this way?"<br /><br />"Well, I do graphic design. Sometimes I'll sit down in the morning, and then I'll look up and realize it's 5 p.m. and I haven't moved or eaten or talked to anyone all day."<br /><br />"What Wendy's describing is something we call <i>flow state</i>," he told the class. He'd scoped out my name tag, too. <i>Call People By Their First Names Despite Having Never Seen Them Before Strategy</i> perhaps? Once again, it worked. He seemed like a cool guy.<br /><br />"You hear artists and athletes talk about <i>flow states</i> a lot. You've probably heard the term <i>being in the zone</i>? This happens when you're engaged in an activity that's challenging <i>enough</i> that you don't get bored- but not so challenging that you get <i>frustrated</i>. So what other types of creative states are there?" Mr. Fail asked.<br /><br />One man threw in another suggestion: brain-mapping.<br /><br />"Yes! Can you tell us more about what that means?"<br /><br />"Like free association of words," the guy said.<br /><br />"Exactly! So I say apple, and you say..."<br /><br />A smattering of responses: Jacks. Red. Orange. Pear...<br /><br />"Yes! Okay, so there's also another type of creativity. It's when you use analogies. When you describe one thing by calling it something completely different. Like a metaphor. Let's try a few. How about <i>taking a bath</i>? What's the wildest analogy you can think of for <i>taking a bath</i>?"<br /><br />"Bubbles," a woman said.<br /><br /><i>Um, not a metaphor</i>, I thought.<br /><br />"Yes. There are bubbles in a bath... What else?" I admired his restraint.<br /><br />"Jumping in a river," someone else said.<br /><br /><i>Closer, but still...</i><br /><br />"Okay, now we're getting warmed up," he said, again skirting the issue. "Let's try a different one. How about driving a race car? What's the wildest <i>analogy</i> you can think of?"<br /><br />"Rough," someone said.<br /><i><br />Seriously?</i><br /><br />"Well, it<i> is</i> rough... That's a <i>characteristic</i>... but can you give me a <i>metaphor</i>? Say it's <i>like </i>something else."<br /><br />"Fast", someone else said.<br /><br /><i>Wow. Mr. Fail is a very patient man.</i><br /><br />"<span class="misspell" suggestions="HM,Hm,MM,Mm,HMO">Hmm</span>... Let's switch it up and little. I want you each to think of a specific instance when you were creative. Try to visualize that <i>Aha! Moment</i>- when something existed that didn't exist before. Hear the sounds you heard. Maybe you can even remember what you were wearing. Feel what it felt like to be in your body. Where was your sense of self located? Where's your center? In your chest? Your legs? Your head? Is your energy expanding or contracting? Are there any temperature changes?"<br /><br />I decided that brain-mappers and <i><span class="misspell" suggestions="analogises,analogised,analogizes,apologists,annalists">analogists</span></i> had a lot more fun, so I chose an example of one of those. By process of elimination, I decided that my sense of self had been in my head. The rest of it was kind of easy: <i>Energy expanding outward. Brown shirt. Green jacket. Face flushed. Cheeks red. Talking quickly with no filter. Collaborating. Focusing.<br /></i><br />"Where is the energy vibration? Is it fast or slow? Warm or cool?"<br /><i><br />Face. Fast. Warm.</i><br /><br />"Are you able to step back into that experience on demand?"<br /><br /><i>Yep.</i><br /><br />One woman looked pained. She couldn't think of an example.<br /><br />"This will be harder for some people than others. Some of you may have to think all the way back to childhood, but that's okay," he told her.<br /><br />"Well, I do remember taking an art class when I was little, and I was having fun... but then I found out we were going to be graded on it and I got scared."<br /><br />"Do you remember what you were doing, and how it felt <i>before </i>you became afraid?"<br /><br />"Yes, it was nice. I was making something with wax and jars and feathers..."<br /><br />So we all got the point. We are all capable of accessing past states and bringing them into the present. Great. Awesome. But hey, what about this poor woman? She'd done <i>nothing</i> creative since she was <i>nine years old</i>? Nothing at all? I mean, wrapping a present? Hanging a picture? Choosing a channel on TV? Do any of those count?<br /><br />"Okay, great, so let's move on," Mr. Fail said. "So now think about how that experience would have looked if someone was watching it from the moon?"<br /><br />Silence.<br /><br />"How about from inside a cell in your left elbow?"<br /><br />More silence.<br /><br />"What are other ways you might see the day from a different perspective?"<br /><br />"From under the table."<br />"As a bug."<br />"As an extra-dimensional creature."<br /><br />"Great! So these are all visual. What about an auditory way?"<br /><br />"Hearing it from inside a bath tub."<br />"With a glass up against a door."<br />"As a deaf person."<br /><br />"So what about a <span class="misspell" suggestions="anesthetic,unaesthetic,anaesthetic">kinesthetic</span> way?"<br /><br />"You're upside down"<br />"You slide everywhere instead of walking."<br /><br />"So you see, then, that if we access our creativity, there are actually a lot of different perspectives- not just the ones inside our heads! We can choose to look at experiences in a lot of different ways."<br /><br />We moved on to some more <i>Dreaming Big</i>. He asked us to quickly list a bunch of things it'd be cool to <i>do</i> or <i>have</i> or <i>be</i>.<br /><br />"Don't think, just write what comes to mind. Make sure you have at least seven."<br /><br />As he said this, I was at fifteen and counting... <i>have personal trainer, have different job every month, have free Manhattan apartment, have brilliant collaborators, get <span class="misspell" suggestions="Ask,Lassie,Flask,Lasing,Lusaka">Lasik</span>, be in grad school, be a volleyball coach, hang out with Bill Clinton, find a new pair of boots, </i><i>never have</i><i> to eat, never have</i><i> to sleep...</i><br /><br />"Now pick one, no matter how impractical, just for the sake of the exercise. If you were going after it, how would you know you got it? Write down what would you see, hear, feel..."<br /><i><br />I would see Bill Clinton across the table. He would be eating a banana sandwich. He would talk about... stuff... There would be lurking secret service agents.</i><br /><br />"Make sure you frame the goal positively. Don't say <i>I have to quit smoking</i>. Say, <i>I will be happy when I can breathe clearly.</i>"<br /><br /><i>I will be happy when Bill Clinton is eating a banana sandwich while sitting across the table from me.</i>.. <i>He will talk about... stuff. There would be lurking secret service agents.</i><br /><br />"And make sure it's something you can influence. It can't be <i>I wish he/she would do such and such</i>. It must be initiated and influenced by you."<br /><br /><i>Re-frame: I will be happy when <b>I</b> am eating a banana sandwich and Bill Clinton is sitting across the table from me... I will talk about... stuff. There will be lurking secret service agents, but I will make them go away.</i><br /><br />He continued walking us through a list of questions: What resources do you already have available to you? What's the first step and when will you take it? How will you know when the step is complete? Cut the big goal into smaller and smaller goals... And so on.<br /><br />It was not until the very last question that he asked about the problems we might encounter on the road to success.<br /><br />"We think about barriers last for a reason," he told us. "But they're important. They are a big part of the feedback loop, and you have to be realistic about them in order to change them. So take a moment to write down your biggest barrier."<br /><br /><i>Eek! I am allergic to bananas. Dammit! I knew it! I knew this wasn't going to work.</i>..<br /><br />But thankfully, with my new-found skills, I had all sorts of perspectives to consider. Perhaps peanut butter and jelly would work just fine? Or ham and cheese. Fried eggplant. BLT... And as I walked home, the list grew longer and longer until I was overwhelmed. But calm.<br /><br /><font style="FONT-SIZE: 0.8em"><font size="2"><b>STATS:</b><br /><br /></font></font><font style="FONT-SIZE: 0.8em" size="2"><font size="2"><b>Gender:</b><br />8 males, 7 females<br /><br /></font></font><b>Likelihood that I will attend another NLP meeting (scale of 1 to 10):</b><br />10 (I already went to <a href="http://www.austinnlp.com/index.php?option=com_events&amp;task=view_detail&amp;Itemid=2&amp;agid=136&amp;year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=27">this</a>. How could I resist?)<br /><br /><b>Current Bill Clinton Awareness Index:</b><br />87%<br /><b><br />FAIL?</b><br />Nope]]>
			
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			<title>I Am So Popular: This Is Not My Beautiful House</title>
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My life as a study in contrasts extends to my travel. I am a fan of getting in very large airplanes and hurtling thousands of miles to get to places where I can then dispense with all modes of transportation besides my feet. I enjoy hanging out in little towns and villages where the best live entertainment comes in sitting around, drinking coffee amidst the locals, alternately eavesdropping and participating in the conversation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Such it was, then, that last week I headed off for Oregon. For the fourth year running, I lighted temporarily in Portland, then joined forces with my friend David, whereupon the two of us headed on over to Astoria, a town famous for a few things. This is the place where the Columbia spills into the Pacific, Lewis and Clark wrapped up their little walk, and &lt;em&gt;Goonies &lt;/em&gt;and &lt;em&gt;Kindergarten Cop&lt;/em&gt; were filmed. And it&amp;#8217;s the first town in Oregon Country where a white woman&amp;#8212;an English barmaid named Jane Barnes&amp;#8212; lived. &lt;/p&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
			<![CDATA[<p>Experience has taught me that not much can slow me down. Sure, the occasional malignant tumor or caustic divorce has offered momentary pause. But really, rare are the times my mind is not racing. Thus I do not ever plan to relax on my many &#8220;vacations.&#8221; Instead, I hope to give both brain and body a new place around which to race. Fresh scenery of the literal and figurative variety, if you will. Then again, being a creature of habit, I also enjoy some comforting familiarity to balance out the excitement that this fresh scenery sometimes incites.</p>

<p>Astoria provides the perfect setting for these conflicting goals. It acts as both  a Madonna lyric (like a virgin&#133; shiny and new) and a pair of well-worn house shoes (known, reliable, assuredly comfortable). In the Auld Lang Syne department, I get to spend time in what, after four years, is taking on the feel of an old haunt: The Blue Scorcher bakery. With it&#8217;s incredible coffee, thrilling cardamom rolls, and contingent of steady customers who are also avid knitters, it presents me endless pig-in-shit-esque moments. I like to go to the Déjà vu thrift store, which used to be my second favorite in the country, until the Silk Purse in Galveston was forever wiped out by Ike, thus making DV my new all time favorite. I also meet up annually with a private yarn dealer, whose stories I delight in at least as much as her wool. </p>

<p>But because I never stay too long, and because the place has been around for a good long time, there is always something new for me to see. And by new I mean old. Very old. Downright historic.</p>

<p>This year, I took in the Flavel House, completed in 1885, the retirement home of Cap&#8217;n George Flavel. A massive Victorian with a turret overlooking the mighty Columbia (and, beyond it, the Pacific) the place is captivating. In fact, I find it reminiscent of another seaside home I love, Bishop&#8217;s Palace in Galveston. </p>

<p>As I wandered the Flavel Mansion, it occurred to me why I am so drawn to these old places, similar to why I love dollhouses. It all has to do with a sense of control. Though I never had a dollhouse as a child,  in my twenties, I used to go to Terra Toys and gape longingly at their collection of miniatures. I think what I loved so much was the idea that, if I were ever going to own a really nice house with really nice furniture, I would only ever be able to afford something very small and unreal. </p>

<p>I also loved the god&#8217;s eye view. I could stand back and take in the whole scene, understand the big picture, be omnipresent. Beyond whatever god-fantasies dollhouses fulfilled, there was the simpler matter:  As someone with no spatial relations skills and zero sense of direction, being able to see the whole house, all rooms and all dolls in it, suggested a certain comprehension I sometimes lack in real life. (Likely this is also why I use one of those huge, paper, Month-at-a-Glance calendars.)</p>

<p>History, likewise, provides an overview that soothes me. Sure, there is some mystery, some room for speculation. For instance, Cap&#8217;n Flavel married his wife, Mary, when she was just fourteen. They had three children&#8212;two of them daughters. The girls never married. These facts and, more importantly, the blanks not filled in, lead me to want to know what I can never know&#8212;what was it like to be the fourteen year-old wife of a successful, much older sea captain? And were the daughters repressed lesbians&#8212;rich enough to travel the world, yet never able to be happy in love due to society&#8217;s constraints?</p>

<p>But beyond these little unknown gray areas, we are certain that they lived, they died, and whatever stories they had are done now. There is no uncertainty of future for them. Everything is past. Passed. And so, like dolls in a house, their lives can be seen&#8212;beginning, middle, end&#8212;as a mostly controllable whole.</p>

<p>I wrote recently about why I love yarn stores and weddings&#8212; the common denominator they share of potential. When I perform weddings or think about my next knitting project, my heart swells at the thrill of what might be. Not to overextend a cheesy metaphor too far, but yes, I am aware that some sweaters and some marriages will fail. There will be flaws and dropped stitches and some necessary unraveling to straighten things out. But in the moments of fresh and new&#8212;the yarn just gathered or a groom kissing a bride at ceremony&#8217;s end&#8212;anything is possible.</p>

<p>Somewhere beyond these extremes of history past (with its residual stories manageable and fascinating at once) and a hope-filled future (so fantastical and far reaching that there is no room for moths or divorces) runs the much wider, messier, frayed at the edges swath of day-to-day life. This I know, even if I try to avoid reality sometimes, and hover instead in houses-turned-museums, or doll filled worlds, or the adrenaline of a wedding reception.</p>

<p>Because neat and tidy, in truth, are falsities that only come to pass after much time fades out the narrative&#8217;s sharper edges. Water on rock and all that. </p>

<p>Last week, I helped write an obituary. I know it&#8217;s &#8220;too soon&#8221; for me to be reporting the sudden death of yet another friend&#8212;wasn&#8217;t it just the other day I told you about two friends passing inside of a week? But how can I time these things? Shit happens. And the shit that rained down two weeks ago was this: My friend Ed died suddenly and tragically. He is gone now, though I freely admit I do not believe it and am not sure if I ever will.</p>

<p>Getting to assist in putting meager words to Ed&#8217;s indescribable life story was an exercise in surrealism. I could hear him laughing at me&#8212;pleasantly, not mean-spiritedly teasing me for the daunting task his absence left me. I chugged away at like the job that it was, something to help keep me busy, a chance to reflect but to do so behind the safety shield of performing a role as opposed to, say, throwing myself to the earth and wailing.</p>

<p>The Flavel House&#8212;nay, Astoria as a whole&#8212; brought to mind Ed for me. Not just because I realized that it&#8217;s going to take at least a couple hundred years before Ed&#8217;s tale takes on that false sense of neat and tidy the way George Flavel&#8217;s has. But also because I first met Ed in Real de Catorce, San Luis Potosi, Mexico, which is where he lived with his family for the last twelve years until they moved back here recently. </p>

<p>Catorce is another one of those little places I have been to many times. Like Astoria, I get this perfect mix of old and new from being there. Old, old&#8212;as in the ruins of the silver mining operation long ago shut down. And old, as in now having visited enough times to know the locals by name, and for them to know me. And new, every time, the way that places perched in gorgeous natural settings always are. </p>

<p>As I like to visit the column commemorating Lewis and Clark, a place that offers a spectacular view across Astoria, so I love hiking the trails of Catorce. This I did with Ed, reaching vistas that let me look down into a bowl full of both history and the moment. Ed was always a rich part of the latter, until, in an instant, he moved to the other side. I will have a hard time ever placing him in the history department, though. I think instead I shall count him as an active ghost, one who might never be captured in some dollhousey museum. </p>

<p><em>Spike Gillespie blogs at <a href="http://www.knitbuzz.com">KnitBuzz</a> and <a href="http://www.spikeg.com">spikeg.com</a>. She&#8217;s a little tired of the rain and really sick of all the sudden death. </em></p>]]>
			
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			<title>Texas Volleyball Team Goes for Record Win Streak Against Nebraska</title>
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				&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:254px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091029_dhookervb.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/cavalierhorn/3999291173/in/set-72157622558810308&quot;&gt;aaronisnotcool/flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The No. 2-ranked Texas volleyball team will go for a record 27th consecutive win Friday in a Top 5 matchup against No. 5 Nebraska at Gregory Gymnasium.&lt;p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Longhorns are 17-0 this season (12-0 in Big 12 play) after beating Texas A&amp;M on Wednesday. The Cornhuskers come into Friday's match with a 16-5 records (9-3 in Big 12). The match begins at 6 pm and can be seen on Fox Sports. Only general admission tickets remain for those wanted to see the action in person.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wednesday's win over the 25th-ranked Aggies extended the Longhorns' winning streak to 26 matches, tying a school record, while the 17-0 start is the second-best streak in school history.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Senior All-America outside hitter Destinee Hooker had 13 kills to lead Texas, while Juliann Faucette and Rachael Adams each recorded 10. Senior All-America setter Ashley Engle returned to the lineup to record double figures in assists and digs.&lt;/p&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Beckham]]></dc:creator>
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			<title>The Weekly What If: What If We Turn Austin Into A Continuous Playground And Outdoor Gym?</title>
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				&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The opinions expressed in &lt;strong&gt;The Weekly What If&lt;/strong&gt; do not necessarily reflect those of the Austinist or anyone else in the Ist network&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;eventsright&quot; style=&quot;width:364px;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;eventsimg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091028_IMG_7891.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;www.publicworkshop.us&quot;&gt;Alex Gilliam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Install recumbent bicycle benches at CAP Metro Bus stops?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Outdoor stair climbers on Congress Ave.?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In-ground trampolines on Guadalupe?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Criss-crossing balance beams on 2nd Street?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Concrete ping pong tables at intersections throughout town?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Climbing boulders on East 5th Street?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s face it, many of you would consider me quite out of my mind if I were to suggest that we turn Austin into one big playground, a landscape of physical challenges and gleeful adventures by installing outdoor stair climbing machines, 30 foot wide slides, rock climbing boulders and in-ground trampolines at our bus stops, on our sidewalks and in the unused spaces of our overly wide streets. The diagnosis of insanity would surely be cemented were I to claim that by creating a streetscape that is more challenging to traverse we will lure children away from the television, increase their mobility, create a generally healthier Austin and decrease our community health care costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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			<![CDATA[<p>On the surface it does indeed sound like a pretty absurd idea with little precedent in Texas, much less the United States. The standard assumption is that children generally would rather play video games or watch television than go outside; we&#8217;ve simply lost them to the powerful pull of these devices. Furthermore, play occurs on playgrounds, places that are specifically designed for children where they can safely be themselves, protected from the rest of the world by a fence or significant physical boundary. <br />
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Adult exercise and feats of daring-do? </em></p>

<div class="eventsright" style="width:364px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091028_IMG_7882.jpg"/><br /><a href="www.publicworkshop.us">Alex Gilliam</a></div></div>Like play, they take place in their own assigned locations such as Walnut Creek, the Greenbelt or in the confines of a gym at designated times during the day. How about adults jumping on a trampoline or going down a slide? Certainly not, that&#8217;s kids stuff and no right-minded adult would ever be caught dead doing such things. 

<p>We fail to recognize that many of these assumptions may be indirectly to blame for startling decreases in independent childhood mobility as evidenced by the Sheffield Study that I recounted in the previous Weekly What If and significant increases in related health problems for all ages. </p>

<p>Sure, our increased dependence on cars has played a big role in creating our current conundrum but many of the aforementioned assumptions about play, exercise, etc. that are born out of a relentless push for maximum efficiency and safety are equally at fault. We have removed so much risk from our playgrounds and cities and centralized our activities to such a degree that we have created <em>landscapes of isolation and boredom</em> that bear little resemblance to the wonderful childhood stories that many of you have shared over the past two weeks. With places such as Broward County, Florida banning running on their playgrounds or children&#8217;s independent explorations limited to the end of the cul de sac, it&#8217;s little wonder that we have &#8216;lost&#8217; them to much more relatively stimulating endeavors such as watching television or playing video games. Likewise, just as we have made it difficult and unappealing for children to play outdoors, we have made exercise and adventure time consuming, and expensive add-ons to our already overbooked everyday lives. </p>

<p><strong>Play, Exercise and Adventure: Everywhere.</strong></p>

<div class="eventsright" style="width:364px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091028_IMG_1235.jpg"/><br /><a href="www.publicworkshop.us">Alex Gilliam</a></div></div>Instead of bottling up exercise equipment in the gym, isolating feats of daring-do to the Greenbelt and cordoning children&#8217;s play to singular playgrounds, disperse the individual pieces of these things in the extra space of our streets, sidewalks and public infrastructure. In short, create an urban landscape that actually mimics how we played as children, making it easy and appealing for us to play or exercise. Much of the framework or physical space for doing this already exists.

<p>Copy the Malaysians by placing random exercise equipment along sidewalks and at CAP Metro bus stops. Mimic the city of Roubaix in France and narrow many of our overly wide streets to create small areas of easily accessible play or adventure. Make our Park(ing) Day explorations permanent, transforming our errant or excess parking spaces into Maya Lin-esque landscapes or small gardens. Follow China or Berlin&#8217;s lead and make walking down our wider sidewalks challenging or whimsical by varying sections of sidewalk surface treatment to improve our joint strength and balance; inserting small boulders for climbing; or locating small in-ground trampolines (pictured) in the sidewalk that make it nearly impossible to resist the occasional &#8216;bounce&#8217;. </p>

<div class="eventsright" style="width:364px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091028_IMG_7912.jpg"/><br /><a href="www.publicworkshop.us">Alex Gilliam: (a balance beam merry-go-round and small climbing boulders)</a></div></div>It is important to mix these insertions of play, challenge and exercise in places into the patterns of our everyday lives but it&#8217;s also essential that they be used to help bridge the physical distances between existing facilities such as schools, libraries, playgrounds and Austin&#8217;s remarkable collection of woefully disconnected green spaces. Tying these parks together with bike lanes, sidewalks, paths and even signage or a branding system pointing to other nearby parks, playgrounds, schools or community facilities will go a long way towards increasing everyone&#8217;s mobility and well-being. However, studies have shown that for both children and adults, the relative proximity of play spaces, parks, schools gyms, etc. to the home is equally if not more important than infrastructure in determining whether people will use a facility and how they will get there.

<p>Foster a culture of use by linking the individual insertions as a part of a city wide play and adventure circuit, mimicking vitaparcours, the health insurance company sponsored exercise trails in Switzerland. Adapt and take advantage of new technologies such as the Freikometer, a device that records and then indirectly rewards children who ride their bikes to school in Boulder, Colorado (doubling bicycle ridership) to further change attitudes about play, exercise and mobility. Similarly, create a downloadable app for smart phones that geo-locates a user at a particular adventure and automatically records the amount of time spent at that activity so people can see that even ten minutes spent on a stair climber during a coffee break plus five minutes on a recumbent bicycle bench has benefits to one&#8217;s health.</p>

<p><strong>Still skeptical?</strong></p>

<div class="eventsright" style="width:364px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/091028_IMG_7903.jpg"/><br /><a href="www.publicworkshop.us">Alex Gilliam</a></div></div>Elderly people using playground equipment? Adults jumping on trampoline see-saws and sliding down slides? Children breaking into fenced-off areas to use outdoor elliptical machines continuously for 20 minutes? Adults competing to see who can stay on the merry-go-round balance beam the longest?

<p>Honestly, despite knowing about many of these things well in advance of my visit to Berlin this summer, I too was skeptical. However, throughout my stay and research there I saw the above-mentioned scenes repeated time and time again. So, as exciting as the Freikometer may be as a potential tool for changing the culture of mobility, play and exercise, if we create a physical landscape in which such activities are fun, challenging and readily accessible, we simply may not need technology to save the day. Instead, a <br />
more pressing problem may be how to keep people from continuing to use these devices when they need to be repaired or refurbished but I think that's a worthy trade off for a more mobile and healthy populace.</p>

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<p>Thanks to everyone who shared your great childhood stories of roaming and adventure. By the way, if anyone comes across photographs of Roubaix's sidewalk playgrounds, please let me know. Despite finding numerous references to these playgrounds, I've only be able to find one nearly illegible picture of them. Thanks.</p>

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<strong>Want to read more about some of the people, places and ideas discussed in this article?</strong></em></p>

<p><strong>Elderly playgrounds and outdoor exercise equipment:</strong></p>

<p>A recent Reuters article on elderly playgrounds in Japan (<a href="http://in.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idINTRE59P0XG20091026?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0">here</a>)</p>

<p>Another article on Japan's elderly playgrounds (<a href="http://pingmag.jp/2007/11/07/playground-equipment/">here</a>)</p>

<p>A great article on Finnish research on playgrounds for multiple generations (<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4691088.stm">here</a>)</p>

<p>A good article on Beijing's outdoor exercise equipment (<a href="http://spacing.ca/wire/2008/07/08/beijing-public-exercise-equipment/">here</a>)</p>

<p>A Malaysian company that makes outdoor exercise equipment (<a href="http://www.jacksplay.com.my/fitness_equipment_dynamic.php">here</a>)</p>

<p>Technology encouraging new attitudes towards mobility and exercise:</p>

<p>The Freikometer (<a href="http://www.freiker.org/site/wiki/Freikometer">here</a>)</p>

<p><strong>Exercise trails:</strong></p>

<p>Vitaparcours (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitness_trail">here</a>)</p>

<p><strong>The merits of creating challenging landscapes:</strong></p>

<p>Gins and Arakawa's Life Extending Villa (<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/03/garden/03destiny.html">here</a>)</p>

<p>The benefits of walking on cobblestones (<a href="http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/id/QAA362720">here</a>)</p>

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<p>The <em><strong>Weekly What If</strong></em> is a weekly column by Alex Gilliam. Alex Gilliam is the founder of <a href="http://www.publicworkshop.us"><strong>Public Workshop</strong></a>, an organization dedicated to helping individuals, schools, and communities achieve great things through design. <em><strong>The Weekly What If</strong></em> focuses on re-imagining various aspects of how Austin, as a city, functions and feels. The goal is to foster a larger conversation about the present and future shape of our City.</p>

<p>Do you have a suggestion for something that needs to be re-imagined in Austin? Please email your suggestions to Alex:</p>

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&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href=&quot;http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125668266149911475.html?mod=rss_Today's_Most_Popular&quot;&gt;Wall Street Journal&lt;/a&gt; reported that Ruiz is the unnamed Advanced Micro Devices executive who shared confidential information about his company with a trader, according to documents related to a criminal case filed by the Manhattan U.S. Attorney's office earlier this month.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The accusation links Ruiz to the Galleon Group hedge fund, whose co-founder and five others face criminal and civil charges related to insider trading. Ruiz is said to have passed on confidential information about the AMD-affiliated spinoff, Globalfoundries, where he now serves as chairman.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Drew Prairie, an AMD spokesman, told the Journal, &quot;We are thoroughly reviewing the situation, but at this time we don't have any more detail to discuss publicly. We are not aware of any allegation of criminal misconduct on the part of any current or former AMD employees, nor have any current or former AMD employees been charged with a crime.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Shared of AMD fell more than 6 percent on Wednesday following the news.&lt;/p&gt;
				
					
						
			
			
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