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Monday, November 30, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Why We Don't Like You: Texas A&M Aggies
Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Texas A&M Aggies.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Last Week Around the -ISTs
Last week around the Gothamist network.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Longhorns Around the Web
Each Friday, we'll be offering up a sampling of Longhorn- and Big 12-related sports coverage making its way around the Web. This week: more Longhorn legal trouble, Kansas' coaching hot-seat, and recognizing the seniors.
Why We Don't Like You: Kansas Jayhawks
Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Kansas Jayhawks.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I Am So Popular: Open Letter To Jody Denberg
Dear Jody Denberg,
WTF? WTF? WTF? AT-WHAY E-THAY UCK-FAY?!!
Okay, so I was in the car the other day when I hear the news that you are leaving KGSR. There was irony, for Kevin Connor was the one who was doing the announcing. Now, I know Kevin has long been on KUT, but I will forever associate him with KGSR. Plus, since he was talking about you, and you’re not on KUT, I got confused and thought I’d entered some weird place of crossed signals. When he said the words, Those last songs are for my friend Jody Denberg, I actually looked to see which station I was listening to. Then, I had that dreadful thought that sometimes visits when, say, I hear four songs in one day by an artist not typically played so much-- Oh shit, is he dead?
But no. You’re not dead. And yet, I realize I’ve been writing this letter to you in my head, an epistle with the distinct feel of a eulogy to it. Not such a terrible thing. See, I went to a fancy reading recently, the star of which was my great friend Sarah Bird. Sarah just won a big fellowship, and UT threw a gala in her honor. Before she read, there was this speech about her, and a slideshow.
Dell Goes Green With Bamboo Packaging for Netbooks
In an environmentally friendly move, Dell is replacing the paper, plastic, and foam packaging material for two of its computers with inserts made of bamboo.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Hello, My Name Is: All I Want For Christmas Is... A Segway
So I'm not exactly sure what type of people I was expecting to find at Segway headquarters, but when I arrived, I was pleasantly surprised. The guy behind the counter, my fellow tourists, and even Our Tour Guide all looked... normal. No duct-taped glasses, no headgear, no 'Segway Or The Highway' t-shirts.
But then, as if to intentionally shatter my delusion, the guy behind the counter announced, "You can go ahead and pick out your helmets."
Oh yeah. Helmets.
While we were choosing our badges of dorkdom, Our Tour Guide poked her head in from outside.
"I almost forgot to ask," she said, smiling. "Does anyone want to ride the 'hot pink' Segway or the one with 'flames' painted on it?"
We shook our well-protected heads: 'No thanks.'
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
AMD Powers World's Fastest Computer; UT's Ranger at No. 9
The fastest computer in the world - the Cray XT5 at Oak Ridge National Laboratory -- contains more than 37 thousand processors from Advanced Micro Devices. UT's Ranger supercomputer is ranked No. 9.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Historic Paramount Theatre Gets Its Own iPhone App
The Paramount Theatre may be nearly 100 years old, but that hasn't stopped the historic venue from incorporating some new technology: an iPhone application is now available to get show updates and buy tickets.
Last Week in -IST
Seattlest reminded us that we don't watch Mariners baseball for the game, we watch it for the player-on-player bromance.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Longhorns Around the Web
Each Friday, we'll be offering up a sampling of Longhorn- and Big 12-related sports coverage making its way around the Web. This week: Texas' weak schedule, Mack Brown's salary, and security on the home front.
Why We Don't Like You: Baylor Bears
Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Baylor Bears.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
I Am So Popular: You Are Here
As illustrated by the back hatch of my Scion (aka the Japanese ambulance) I am a big fan of pithy expressionism. I leap and swing from motto to slogan to uber-encapsulated life wisdom as if playing some sort of philosophical hopscotch. If it fits on a bumper sticker and moves me, I will adopt the approach, if only briefly. Let’s call it stuck-in-traffic therapy—you’re sitting there, gridlock, and you let your eyes shop around for that which appeals: Wag More, Bark Less; Be the Change that You Want to See; Breathe; Namaste; If You Don’t Like My Driving Call 1-800-Eat-Shit. And then, of course, there are all those utterly unique rearranged Waterloo messages. (My son’s is a favorite, enigmatically proclaiming: This Whip Slays Dragsons on the back of an old SUV.)
I also cull advice and inspiration from t-shirt slogans, though this is a bit more challenging. Self-trained to not look at boobs—though like the rest of y’all, I really am intrigued by the miraculous mounds of mammary magnificence—I miss out on a lot of cools text and graphics. I have even extended my never-lock-eyes-with-nipple-line rule to menfolk, wanting to be fair and all. So I must consciously remind myself that if a slogan is being sported, the wearer does want you to look.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Logitech Moves to Buy Austin Video Equipment Maker LifeSize Communications
LifeSize Communications, a Austin company that makes communications equipment for high-definition video, is on the verge of being bought by device maker Logitech for $405 million.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Austinist Panel Part of Latest SXSW Interactive Additions
We're pleased to have been chosen to present "Freelance Isn't Free: The Twisted Economics of Writing Today" as part of the 2010 South by Southwest Interactive Festival.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Longhorns Around the Web
Each Friday, we'll be offering up a sampling of Longhorn- and Big 12-related sports coverage making its way around the Web. This week: a slip of the tongue, some hardware, and this week's line.
I Am So Popular: Love Me Doo-Doo
I love, love, love fake shit. And when I say, “fake shit,” I am not euphemistically referring to, say, “reality” TV shows, imitation boobs, or the way some of the ex-girlriends of my young, hot, domestic partner treat me at cocktail parties. No, no, when I say “fake shit,” what I mean is prosthetic poo-poo, crafted ca-ca, faux fecal matter.
So when esteemed Austinist arts editor, Emily, asked me if I might like to profile Kourtney Lea Moon-- aka Angry Olive-- and when I found out that Kourtney sews embellished excrement as part of her emporium of uber-cool crafts, I jumped at the chance. I emailed Kourtney to tell her of my love of fake shit, and how thrilled I was when Warren gave me a box of plastic dog crap for my birthday. She enthusiastically responded:
“You can never, I repeat, NEVER be given too much shit! Fake, real, plush, cute, fossilized... We deal with it everyday- literally. Best present ever...”
Why We Don't Like You: Central Florida Knights
Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Central Florida Knights.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Austin Woman Seriously Injured By Dog Named "Sky/Skyler" at Red Bud; Your Help Appreciated
Austinite Brian Peppler wrote in to our tip line (that's tips@austinist.com—email us!) this morning to share a sad story about his wife Jessica, who was seriously injured at Red Bud Isle this past weekend. Jessica, 31, is pictured to the right with their 22-week-old son, Dylan. They'd appreciate your help in getting in touch with the owner of the dog in question—details after the jump.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Last Week Around the -ISTs [Best Of]
illegal measures (okay, scraping off their vehicle ID numbers) to
keep their scooters on the street, not that it'll help.
State-sponsored earthquake disaster porn.



