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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Urban vs. Suburban - the Street Grid&lt;br /&gt;or: Hyde Park Hates Pedestrians</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080425_nopeds.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/ericrichardson/358908842/"&gt;Eric Richardson/Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://austinzoning.typepad.com/austincontrarian/2008/04/this-is-pretty.html"&gt;Our pal Austin Contrarian&lt;/a&gt; is reporting that at &lt;a href="http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/council/2008/council_04242008.htm"&gt;last night's City Council hearing&lt;/a&gt;, the councilmembers acceded to demands from the Hyde Park Neighborhood Association to deny the Planning Commission's recommendation to require pedestrian and bicycle access between Hyde Park and a new development on 51st Street.  This means that not only will the street grid that is the basis of Hyde Park not be extended for cars, it will also not be extended for bikes and pedestrians.  The street grid is the groundwork on which an urban environment is built.  Urban streets form a network that allows movement in every direction via multiple modes of transportation.  Suburban streets form a maze of dead ends and require every trip to use an arterial road, almost always by car.  

&lt;p&gt;Adding density to an urban environment makes it better, with more vibrant streets and more customers for local stores.  Adding density to a suburban environment makes it worse, with more traffic and fewer open parking spots.  By refusing to extend the street grid, we are adding density without shifting from suburban to urban.  Refusing to extend the grid even for bikes and pedestrians seems particularly hypocritical on a day when City Council &lt;a href="http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/council_meetings/item_attachments.cfm?meetingid=121&amp;itemid=7212&amp;item=63"&gt;passed a resolution&lt;/a&gt; declaring their hope for Austin to become the first Texas city to attain Gold level bike-friendly status from the League of American Bicyclists.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Most residents of central Austin have realized that fighting against density is a losing battle - developers see money on the table and they are going to grab it.  But developers don't care about what happens after they sell.  The rest of us have to decide whether we want to live in a dense, car-choked suburban city or a dense, bike and pedestrian friendly urban city.  This was a step in the wrong direction.An artist's rendering of an improved version of the development plan (purple = streets):&lt;/p&gt;

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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Ken Weiss</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:157px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080421_Headshot-143x115.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://www.weissforplace3.com/">Ken Weiss</a></div></div><em>Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is <a href="http://www.weissforplace3.com/">Ken Weiss</a>, who is running for Place 3 against Jennifer Kim and Randi Shade.</em>

<p><strong>1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?</strong></p>

<p>If I’m not mistaken; I believe it is already at 85 decibels now. People need to understand that if they purchase a condo near a live music venue they may have to contend with some noise. I do believe that some compromises can be made for weeknights after 9p.m. or 10p.m. and weekends after 12 midnight. Let’ all sit down, talk, and come to some sort of understanding or agreement.<strong>2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?</strong></p>

<p>To some extent I believe it has, however, I have heard of several instances where people have built sometimes up to 5,000 square feet larger homes than their site plan called for. Also, many, many, people are asking for variances on their property east of IH-35. I also believe that we need a few more zoning enforcement officers to make sure people comply with their site plans.</p>

<p><strong>3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?</strong></p>

<p>No, I believe a neighborhood should have the say in what developments are built in their neighborhood. If they opt out of VMU, I will support that decision.</p>

<p><strong>4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?</strong></p>

<p>I don’t think there is any way to discourage suburban development however; we can promote more town center concepts along with multi model transportation to move those folks living outside of Austin to Austin in order to cut down on vehicular traffic on our streets.</p>

<p><strong>5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?</strong></p>

<p>One thing my Accounting Professor said to me was “land is getting more expensive everyday because they aren’t making any more of it.” As downtown Austin expands, it takes away more and more houses near by so the ones left are more expensive. Is there anything we can do about it? Probably not. If you can imagine for a moment ….it’s Austin and the year is 1850. Congress Avenue is nothing more than a dirt road that stops at the Colorado River. Along the east and west sides of Congress are businesses and homes intermixed as there is no zoning or very little at most, in 1850. As Austin gets more and more people, more and more businesses start building more buildings on Congress and the home owners can’t afford to live next to businesses. So, they sell their homes and move off Congress, several streets away. Ten years later, the same thing happens. Businesses build in the neighborhoods surrounding Congress and the homes disappear and people have to move further out to stay affordable. This has happened tens if not hundreds of times over the past 150 years. If you can imagine a big target placed over Austin with the bulls-eye right over Congress Avenue, you can see how as one area or circle becomes unaffordable, the adjacent circle is now the affordable one until it become unaffordable. The only thing that has changed in the last 150 years is the amount that makes Austin unaffordable. In 1850, two dollars a year property taxes might have been a lot. In 1900, five dollars, in 1950, five hundred dollars and in 2008, it might be 10,000 dollars. Again, it’s all in the eye of the beholder as to what’s affordable to whom in Austin. The same applies to home mortgage payments.</p>

<p><strong>6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?</strong></p>

<p>I would like revamp CAPMETRO. I believe that one reason that ridership is low is because it takes two or three hours to get to your destination on the bus. No one wants to spend that much time on the bus. I’m proposing that CAPMETRO go to a hub and spoke system. The hub and spoke system is utilized by every major freight company in the world, including FedEx and U.P.S. The hubs would be the current transfer centers located around town. Express buses would be uses solely at direct one stop buses from point A to point B. For example, you would get on an express bus at North lamer and 183 transfer center and ride all the way to the new transfer center at Congress Avenue and Ben White Boulevard. Limited buses would be confined to major roads like Lamar, Burnet Road, Congress, Guadalupe, Springdale Road, Airport Boulevard, and the like. These buses would stop only every 15 or 20 blocks and at those stops are where people could transfer to local buses. The local bus would be the bus making all the stops in a particular area or neighborhood. This route would utilize smaller buses such as a 15, 20 or 25 foot bus or even 15 passenger vans as the case may be rather than a 40 foot bus. These buses would stay strictly in the local neighborhoods. Currently during the campaign, I have been carpooling with my wife to events and forums when practical. However, it’s not always practical due to our schedules. I would however, have to ride my bicycle to city hall as your next council member and would encourage all city employees to either ride a bicycle, walk, or take mass transit to work.</p>

<p><strong>7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?</strong></p>

<p>See answer 6. I will encourage city workers to ride, walk, or take mass transit to work. I would consider giving a monetary bonus or time of bonuses for those participating in riding a bike, walking or taking mass transit to work. I believe one of the easiest ways to get people to bike either to or from work would be to allow them either to ride the bus one way and bike the other way. For example, say you don’t have a shower facility at work, maybe ride the bus to work, then ride your bike home, where it won’t matter when you arrive or how sweaty you are. Yes, I owned several bicycles and I owned a bicycle shop for over 13 years. I raced competitively for almost 20 years in BMX. I used to ride everyday to work when I owned my bicycle shop, but now I just ride occasionally.</p>

<p><strong>8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?</strong></p>

<p>It seems as if this one ordinance was past just for this case. Although, Las Manitas is a small business and I would have helped in any way possible, but I sure wouldn’t have given them a $750,000 loan. I do not believe that is fair to other small businesses I Austin. Let’s help all small businesses not just the privileged few. From what I have heard, Las Manitas actually owned the property they were on. I would have thought if this was the case that the funds of the sale of the property would have been more than enough to purchase another site.</p>

<p><strong>9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?</strong></p>

<p>No, I believe it was worse today. We have more traffic, more crime, higher taxes, schools that are failing the grade, and more budget spending. I could go on and on but I believe you get my point. I have hope for the future of Austin. I believe that with some of the proposals I am bringing to city hall, we can help make Austin a great place for all too live, work, and play.</p>

<p><a href="http://austinist.com/tags/citycouncilelection">Click here to see the responses from other candidates</a>.  We haven't heard from Jennifer Gale, Sam Osemene or Ken Vasseau.  If you talk to them or see them around, tell them to send us an email!</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">I Am So Popular: Peddling Creativity</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Editor’s note:  The views expressed in &lt;strong&gt;I Am So Popular&lt;/strong&gt; are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the outlook or beliefs of anyone else in the IST network.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of the ten million things I love about Austin is how well this town lends itself to the creative class—those of us dreamers who eschew cubicle jobs and want to figure how to put matzoh on the table through some fun, interesting endeavor that pays (I’m trying hard to avoid the word “work” here). &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It’s precisely because Austin embraces this lifestyle that I’ve been able to support my writing habit through putting on camps and shows and performing non-traditional weddings and working all sorts of nutty gigs. And oh, how I admire my creative class cohorts. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Back around 2002, I met David Ansel at a dinner party thrown by &lt;a href="http://www.fosforofilms.com/index.shtml"&gt;Lisa Kaselak&lt;/a&gt;. David was just starting a business, inspired by a trip he took to Real de Catorce (a Mexican village I would one day come to count on for my annual escape-Christmas plot). David’s business, &lt;a href="http://www.souppeddler.com/"&gt;the Soup Peddler&lt;/a&gt;, involved making good, homemade soup and delivering it to people’s homes. By bicycle.I’ve been a journalist now for twenty-five years. In all of my time reporting news, I can think of only one injury I sustained in the field. That came the night I interviewed the Soup Peddler and he set me to the task of stirring a pot of soup the size of a VW Beetle using a spoon that was, I think, actually a canoe paddle. Goodbye flexibility, hello carpal tunnel! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But it was well worth it. I got a good story out of the deal and then I wrote a couple more about SP. Then Lisa took one of my stories and used it, in part, as a basis for a &lt;a href="http://www.fosforofilms.com/peddler.shtml"&gt;documentary she made about SP&lt;/a&gt;, which ran on PBS. I’m in it and the Soup Peddler, of course, is in it. And if you think about it, So Popular and Soup Peddler have a lot of letters in common and even sort of sound alike if you slur your words. No wonder David and I are friends.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It’s been a while since I caught up with SP so I gave him a call and asked if I could email him a few questions about the business. Hearing about &lt;a href="http://austinist.com/2008/04/10/i_am_so_popular_10.php"&gt;my last column&lt;/a&gt;, David—wisely not wanting to risk landing on my shit list— cheerfully and immediately set down everything he was doing and agreed to humor me. Herewith, So Popular chats it up with Soup Peddler:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;What is it about Austin and the creative class—is it my imagination or is this city a place where people really can turn nutty ideas into successful reality? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP: &lt;/strong&gt;Not everything is a product of your imagination, Spike. I think that you’re talking about the magic of Austin, the critical mass of creativity and collective desire to lead a life according to one’s own passion. That combination plays out in so many ways… music, art, theatre, community… you’re just talking about the business facet of the prism.  I remember arriving here about ten years ago and noticing that critical mass, realizing that there’s a different fabric of life here, a different possibility.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;You're awfully successful. When we met you had what? Like a dozen customers? Can you tell me how many you have now? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; We serve about six or seven hundred households a week. It looks like 2008 is going to be our first million dollar year in revenues. That’s pretty nice but not exactly a big deal compared with some of the successful restaurants in town. And it’s really insignificant compared with the things I’m most proud of right now… our staff and our food. The money is good because it makes us more stable and makes me less of a nervous wreck.  We have money in the bank so we can maybe move to a new place, weather a rough spell, or give bonuses or whatever.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;What's the downside of success? Do you ever get sick of being the Soup Peddler? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, I’m utterly fulfilled.  I have an insanely blessed life. So, no downside to success. There have been some quite serious bumps in the road, but mostly those ended up recalibrating my instincts. I really trust my instincts much more now and feel that some of my knowledge is hard-won. Being acknowledged as The Soup Peddler and generally a nice guy makes me feel like part of this village, and I love that.  I know what people mean when they say “actualized.” I feel utterly content with who I am.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Tell me about the soups-- most popular, least popular, most labor intensive, etc?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:120px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080417_images.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tenspeed.com/"&gt;Tenspeed Press&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; We’ve done probably 200 soups or so. What I’m most proud of are our real pain-in-the-ass soups, the real slow cookers. Things with braised meats, also exotic stuff… when we really nail something, I can say to myself, “this is the greatest food in Austin right now.” I just had that experience for dinner tonight, something out of my freezer called intruglia garfagnana. You literally can’t get that soup anywhere in the world except for some podunk hilltop villages in northern Tuscany, and we delivered that shit all over Austin, and it was stunning. 

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;You started out on a bike and eventually grew to the point that you had to switch to truck delivery. Was there an outcry? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsleft" style="width:196px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080417_film-peddler-off.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fosforofilms.com/"&gt;Fosforo Films&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP: &lt;/strong&gt;There was an outcry. But people didn’t realize that our business model of efficiently routed deliveries is in itself a very green practice… not as obvious as the bike, but an order of magnitude more efficient than normal delivery models or excluding many neighborhoods from delivery and forcing those customers to drive to pick up. We’re still doing a little bike delivery just to keep the faith, but my priorities are more about the food and my employees. Everyone that counts stuck with me through the transition. And while it was rough on me at the time and I beat myself up about it, I can honestly now say that whoever thought or thinks ill of me for that can stick it up their ass. I mean, who the fuck are you, man? I can clearly see how people were disappointed, because there was this superhero thing about it and it was like they lost their hero… they liked the fact that The Soup Peddler existed out there, that there was this sparky revolutionary out there fighting for the side of good with a smile, then all of a sudden the Soup Peddler story went to shit like everything else, nothing is pure, everything becomes sullied, blah blah blah. I really got to see a flash of what fame is like… this disconnect between public persona and private self. Very strange.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;You and your lovely wife just had a baby? Has she had her first soup? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsleft" style="width:184px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080417_mia_david.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.souppeddler.com"&gt;Soup Peddler’s Private Collection&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; Meredith has mostly done the work… Mia Rose is the baby and she mostly just likes milk at this stage. Though she did enjoy watching me make chopped liver today in preparation for Passover. These days are just glorious, I can now understand when parents say things like, “you’ll always be my baby” or “you turn around and they’re grown up.” I wish I could press pause right now and live forever in some of these moments.  It is very fleeting, very rich but fleeting.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Are you sick of soup?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; For a while I think I was. I’m back with it now though. I’ve gotten into other slow cooking styles like braising and smoking.  Like soupmaking, it’s like alchemy… take the cheapest cuts and turn them into pure gold.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;What other tricks do you have up your sleeves-- any new creative businesses on the horizon for you?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP&lt;/strong&gt;: I think the Soupies are an incredibly sweet group of people, for the most part.  We feel VERY blessed and we get a lot out of the interactions we have with them. However, sometimes we want to throttle some of the less friendly ones. We even had a voodoo doll for one customer once. So, with that in mind, I wanted my next business to have ZERO customer interaction. It would be called “Glory Hole Sandwiches.” There is one amazing sandwich, it costs ten dollars. There are no options, no change, no sides, no beverages.  There is just this hole in the wall, one side faces the kitchen, one side faces the street.  When a ten dollar bill comes in the hole, we stick a sandwich out the hole. That’s it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;What's your advice to someone who is sitting in their cubicle thinking, "Damn I wish I could be like the Soup Peddler and make my creative dreams come true?" &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP:&lt;/strong&gt; One of my greatest hobbies right now is trampling on people’s dreams. I feel like it’s my obligation to let people know exactly how far-fetched their fantasies are… I’m here to weed out the weak ones.  People often come to me for advice and I try to be like Simon on American Idol… tough love.  Direct, not mincing words, but ultimately lovable.  I just ask them all the hardest questions, make people work on their numbers.  A lot of people don’t work on their numbers, they just think it’s all gonna work out fine. They’re probably wrong. You have to work on your numbers, your pro formas, so that you can make actual decisions instead of random coin tosses.  I did a pro forma for 2007, estimates for scores of line items, twelve months across, hundreds of thousands of dollars… bottom line, I was off by $600 for the year.  That’s where it’s at ultimately in business.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Who are some creative class members in Austin you admire?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SP&lt;/strong&gt;: Are you digging for compliments? My absolute idols are Tim and Karrie League of the Alamo Drafthouse (and now, the rest of their creative team). My favorite business in the world. Many parallels between The Soup Peddler and the Alamo, both in terms of unique business model and certain facets of our histories.  But they do the creative thing a thousand times better than us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Spike Gillespie blogs for &lt;a href="http://www.launchpadcoworking.com"&gt;LaunchPad Coworking&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.spikeg.com"&gt;www.spikeg.com&lt;/a&gt;. She is head mistress of &lt;a href="http://www.dickmonologues.com"&gt;The Dick Monologues&lt;/a&gt;-- next show April 23rd Hyde Park Theater (email spike@spikeg.com for details). She is embarrassingly popular.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.statcounter.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://c34.statcounter.com/3500868/0/fd9bfe13/1/" alt="free html hit counter" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">No One Wants To Clean Up The Train Bridge</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:364px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080423_1417486393_fc28b8f95f_b.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrickdentler/">Patrick Dentler</a></div></div>What is a canvas for some has become an eyesore for many as the "Lamar Train Bridge" has endured layers and layers of graffiti over the decades. From Gomer, Sez and Flee to the Austin High Class of 2004, Ron Paul supporters or people who wish to deify Eminem, the <strong>Union Pacific Train Trestle</strong> has long been Austin's most elusive, yet public and prized spot for Austin graffiti artists.

<p>The bridge is owned by Union Pacific, and recently <a href="http://www.news8austin.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=205453">some fed up residents</a> have raised concern about the increasing amount of spray-paint tattooing both the east and west sides of the bridge. The City of Austin agrees and has declared that the lack of maintenance to the bridge violates Austin City Code. However, they understand that cleanup isn't easy.</p>

<p>Travis County Health and Human Services Spokeswoman Carole Barasch explained, "Union Pacific owns that bridge and so that is pretty much the reason why we can't get up there and do that, and there's safety issues involved."</p>

<p>On March 12, the City of Austin warned Union Pacific and gave them exactly one month to clean up the mess--if they didn't comply timely, the nationwide rail service would owe the city $500 per day. As the paint dries over Lady Bird Lake today, that's roughly $6,000 in dues. </p>

<p>However, as of last week, the city said Union Pacific is now working on the problem and due to their compliance, has offered an extension on the cleanup.</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">&lt;strike&gt;Summer&lt;/strike&gt; Spring Storm Slams Central Texas</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A ferocious thunderstorm &lt;a href="http://www.news8austin.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=208807"&gt;ripped through Central Texas last night&lt;/a&gt;, dropping large chunks of hail, smashing up trees, and leaving thousands of Austinites without power.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Near Zilker Park, the power seemed to go out even before the storm hit. Golf ball-sized hail left many of the cars on Kinney Avenue dented, though the damage wasn't as bad as in parts of town further north. A family in Clarksville &lt;a href="http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/05/16/0516storm.html"&gt;found a tree resting on top of their car&lt;/a&gt;, but took it in good spirit. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"To pick up a tree and move it over here," said the husband to the &lt;em&gt;Statesman&lt;/em&gt;. "That's some kind of power."&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"It's kind of cool, though," added his wife.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Our friend reported "baseball-sized" hail coming down at Rio Rita in East Austin, while areas near 35th Street seem to have been smashed up pretty badly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In nearby Hutto, &lt;a href="http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/williamson/entries/2008/05/15/house_catches_fire_in_hutto.html"&gt;lighting struck a house&lt;/a&gt; at around 10pm and caused it to catch fire. Authorities were able to contain the blaze, but not before it had ravaged much of the living room and kitchen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The brand new roof of the American Red Cross of Central Texas building &lt;a href="http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/weather/entries/2008/05/15/red_cross_offic.html"&gt;put up little to no fight&lt;/a&gt;; parts of it were strewn about the nearby sidewalk this morning, and water had flooded the building. "We’re already juggling responses to local fires and trying to find out more about how we can help with Myanmar and China,” said Executive Director Derrick Chubbs. “Now, we find ourselves trying to recover from our own disaster."&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some sections of I-35 were closed this morning due to flooding, but have since been reopened. City of Austin's &lt;a href="http://malford.ci.austin.tx.us/oem/oem_results.cfm"&gt;Emergency Conditions Information Page&lt;/a&gt; shows no road closures right now.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The storm, which is estimated to have already caused about $125 million in damages, &lt;a href="http://www.weather.com/weather/local/78701?lswe=78701&amp;lwsa=WeatherLocalUndeclared&amp;from=whatwhere"&gt;will likely continue&lt;/a&gt; in isolated patches today.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;How did you fare? Tell us in the comments.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Jason Meeker</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:184px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080414_meeker.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://jasonforaustin.com"&gt;Jason Meeker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is &lt;a href="http://jasonforaustin.com/"&gt;Jason Meeker&lt;/a&gt;, who is running for Place 1 against Allen Demling and Lee Leffingwell.&lt;/em&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No. This is a very complicated issue that must be solved, since we have gained so much as a city in embracing our musical heritage. We’re unique in this regard. Much can be done with acoustical engineering to contain sound and to direct it. And I don’t mean just in the clubs. I also mean in the buildings near clubs, or currently under construction, and also near neighborhoods.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here are some opinions I have: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Levels of “bass” tones are the ones that travel the farthest and are most disruptive. Those should be kept within acceptable limits. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;li&gt;Outdoor concerts should not occur late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On a related note, it’s disappointing to have to quiet down clubs playing live music, which enhance the culture and character of our city, yet we tolerate automobiles rolling around on city streets and through neighborhoods with incredible decibels of bass thumping for blocks. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I would work with groups like Troy Dillinger’s Year of Austin Music to address this issue. I am also a guitarist, so I can appreciate what it takes to master an instrument and earn a living playing one. &lt;strong&gt;2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No, the McMansion ordinance is flawed. Where do I start? It doesn’t allow tiny homes on small lots to grow to accommodate growing families. It’s anti-density. I’m shocked….just shocked that the city council rejected a request from a neighborhood group!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m a strong proponent for neighborhoods having more input over their destinies. In my campaign, I am suggesting that Austin create a Department of Neighborhoods. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cities like Portland, Seattle, and Louisville have taken a great leap toward preserving neighborhoods. In some ways, they see preserving neighborhoods as essential as economic development. Just look at the mission for Seattle’s Department of Neighborhoods, but in this case, I’ve replaced the word ‘Seattle’ with ‘Austin.’&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Department of Neighborhoods works to bring government closer to the residents of Austin by engaging them in civic participation; helping them become empowered to make positive contributions to their communities; and by involving more of Austin's underrepresented residents, including communities of color and immigrants, in civic discourse, processes, and opportunities.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think Austin should be very wary of build too many condos and apartments at one time. This city suffered dearly last time the real estate market collapsed. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the inner core of the city, condos and apartments are appropriate.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tax Increment Financing should be extended beyond East Austin. There is more that can be done to preserve and help assist in the building of affordable housing. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have spoken many times about rationing our roads like how we do lawn watering. We must encourage employers to use flexible hours or telecommuting, so we’re not all on the roads at the same time. It must become socially unacceptable to go on your regular commute alone. Sharing a ride must become the norm. I drive or walk to work. (I work at home and at an office.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I never bike to work. I’m too wary of bad drivers—and I have an infant son to transport quite often. But I think bicyclists are incredibly brave, and doing a public good in changing the way they travel. They should be treated with equality on the roads. Austin needs to develop public-private partnerships to build showers and bikeports. “Transit for London” is doing amazing things. Let’s follow their lead. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No. Richard Suttle should be barred from entering City Hall.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No. Austin is a great city, and we have developed in amazing ways. But our traffic is beyond tolerable levels and the air is very dirty. We must act now to change so many terrible trends in our city, so the Austin of 2018 will be great city we can be. All we need is the leadership and vision to pursue our dreams. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://austinist.com/tags/citycouncilelection"&gt;Click here to see the responses from other candidates&lt;/a&gt;.  We haven't heard from Jennifer Gale, Sam Osemene or Ken Vasseau.  If you talk to them or see them around, tell them to send us an email!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Cid Galindo</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:184px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080423_Cid.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://www.cidgalindo.com/index.asp">Cid Galindo</a></div></div><em>Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is <a href="http://www.cidgalindo.com/">Cid Galindo</a>, who is running for Place 4 against Jennifer Gale, Robin Cravey, Laura Morrison, Sam Osemene and Ken Vasseau.</em>

<p><strong>1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?</strong></p>

<p>In general, the more dense the environment, the more sound is tolerable.  We need to have an ordinance that reflects this reality that not all areas of the city are the same, and encourages outdoor live music venues in our more urban areas, but not in our exclusively residential neighborhoods. Furthermore, sound measurements should be made from the point of the complaint, not the source of the sound because of the unpredictable ways that sound travels.<strong>2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?</strong></p>

<p>Integrity and character are what make our neighborhoods worth preserving. That is fundamental, and that is why I am calling for “areas of stability” in my suggestions for improving the neighborhood planning process. The McMansion ordinance has stopped many of the most flagrant violations of neighborhood integrity.</p>

<p>If we care about affordable housing, however, we have to modify the ordinance. It’s practical result currently is anti-affordability and elitist, in that its prime beneficiaries are homeowners with existing large, well-built homes in the most desirable locations. This occurs because under McMansion, homes like those can no longer be built, so the existing ones appreciate in value much faster than they would otherwise. I believe the city council made the right call on OCEAN’s request.</p>

<p><strong>3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?</strong></p>

<p>The intention of VMU is to give neighborhoods a tool to direct growth along corridors while meeting other neighborhood objectives like affordable housing and more services within walking distance.  I believe all neighborhoods should be, and are, willing to absorb a fair and reasonable amount of growth over time in exchange for community benefits. I will work hard to understand the specific concerns of each neighborhood and make my judgments on a case by case basis.</p>

<p><strong>4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?</strong></p>

<p>Suburban development per se is not bad, but low-density single family sprawl is. Sprawl is the primary cause of our traffic congestion issues, and a major contributor to the degradation of our water quality. We must develop policies that will move us away from sprawl-based patterns of growth to more compact, mixed-use urban forms that reduce our dependence on our cars. We have a model example of this form of development in the Mueller airport redevelopment.</p>

<p><strong>5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?</strong></p>

<p>The price difference between homes near downtown versus the suburbs is a function of supply and demand. However, the result of dispersing younger and lower income families to the perimeter of the city is not a sustainable model for building a great city for the 21st century. The city must step forward to change this pattern of development by using it’s existing land holdings, powers of taxation, land entitlement, and low cost municipal bond financing to partner with major employers and mixed-use town center developers to create more projects like Mueller, that offers 25% of its housing stock at levels affordable to families between 60% to 80% of median income, in the heart of the city. I am committed to making this change happen, because in the long run, it creates neighborhoods that are loved, and are net property tax generators, not net tax consumers.</p>

<p><strong>6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?</strong></p>

<p>I don’t love my car, but I recognize that in Austin, I could not function as productively without it. We have to create a new comprehensive plan that encourages more transit choices, but more importantly, changes the patterns of development that create the demand for more road infrastructure. I think we would be a lot happier if we could spend less time in our cars and still be as productive. I have made work and housing decisions that allow me to ride my bike or take the bus to work most days, without losing productivity. I understand that not everyone can do that in today’s environment, but my goal is that everyone in Austin eventually have that choice.</p>

<p>As a Planning Commissioner for the past four years, I have led in the development of the Sustainable City Initiative. This effort lays the groundwork for growth patterns based on a series of seven major town centers along the eastern perimeter of the city, away from our most environmentally sensitive areas, and connected by a robust menu of transportation options. I invite you to learn more about my proposed plan at <a href="http://www.cidgalindo.com">www.cidgalindo.com</a>.</p>

<p><strong>7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?</strong></p>

<p>I own a bike and ride it to work at least once a week. We should allocate more multi-modal transportation dollars to bike trails in the suburbs, bike lanes closer in, and single-use bike routes in densest areas that have the highest potential for bicycle commuting. I will support any reasonable measure by City Hall to make biking safer and easier.</p>

<p><strong>8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?</strong></p>

<p>I am still not certain what exactly the final resolution was, but the city should not be in the business of giving “forgivable loans” to any commercial business, large or small. Incentives or economic development are an appropriate city function, but not without clear accountability, defined benchmarks over time, and a measurable return on investment.</p>

<p><strong>9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?</strong></p>

<p>Austin continues to be a unique city, but the reviews on whether it is better today than it was 10 years ago are mixed.  I think the important question is whether it will be better 10 years from now than it is today — and I think the answer lies in our willingness to move past the old politics and find common ground behind a new comprehensive plan that moves us away from low-density “sprawl” to more compact, environmentally friendly forms form of development like the Mueller Airport redevelopment that allow us to be less dependent on our cars.</p>

<p>Thank you for the opportunity to share my thoughts.</p>

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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Robin Cravey</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:164px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080422_golferhat2.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://www.robincravey.com/">Robin Cravey</a></div></div><em>Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is <a href="http://www.robincravey.com/">Robin Cravey</a>, who is running for Place 4 against Jennifer Gale, Cid Galindo, Laura Morrison, Sam Osemene and Ken Vasseau.</em>

<p><strong>1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?</strong></p>

<p>There are things that can be done to ensure that our current ordinance works for neighborhoods as well as musicians. In well-known entertainment districts, new housing should be built with adequate soundproofing, and prospective buyers should be told about the sound level. Also, housing near entertainment districts should be affordable to musicians and waitstaff. In established neighborhoods, new music venues should install adequate soundproofing. There must be communication between the businesses and the neighborhoods that are affected by these problems, perhaps mediation.  But, if reasonable noise levels are being exceeded, the anti-noise ordinance should be enforced. We must also keep in mind that the decibel levels for noise from construction can often times be as loud or louder than the music being played in the entertainment district.<strong>2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?</strong></p>

<p>The McMansion was supposed to reduce flooding, but the final ordinance did not have provisions for enhanced flood controls and improved water quality in older neighborhoods. The ordinance also makes it harder for homeowners to have garage apartments, which puts more obstacles to affordability in our neighborhoods. I did not follow the OCEAN request closely. </p>

<p><strong>3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?</strong></p>

<p>If regulations make sense, neighborhoods should not be able to opt-out. I support Vertical Mixed Use, but the current ordinance allows this to be a voluntary policy, which defeats the purpose. The ordinance is also too weak in fostering affordable housing. I would pursue amending the ordinance. </p>

<p><strong>4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?</strong></p>

<p>In order to discourage sprawl over the aquifer, we must stop upzoning tracts there. We should also insist on a development pattern that is walkable and bikeable, even in outlying areas. The City should provide zoning incentives for redevelopment that promotes affordable housing in the core of the city, especially along the transit corridors. Condos downtown and along commercial corridors with an affordable housing component are a possible source of affordable home ownership. </p>

<p><strong>5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?</strong></p>

<p>It is vital to provide affordable housing downtown to allow people to live within walking distance of where they work. This is one of the main issues I address in my platform. The city can achieve this by providing incentives for redevelopment that creates more affordable housing. We should also take advantage of turning city owned property into affordable housing such as the Green Water Treatment Plant. We should also be prepared to invest in distressed properties during an economic downturn. </p>

<p><strong>6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?</strong></p>

<p>Everyday I use an alternative method of transportation other than driving a vehicle. I commute to work from South Lamar on my Yamaha Majesty Scooter. When I’m not scooting to work, I ride my bicycle, take the bus, or walk to work. </p>

<p>If the city is an organism, then it’s transportation system is both the circulatory system and the skeleton. Today we have an inefficient, costly, and unhealthy transit system. We can do better. I believe that our immediate priority should be to build a walkable, bikeable city.   </p>

<p>My vision of the future of Austin is one where there is more traffic on the sidewalks and less traffic on the streets while building an effective public transit system, including local, commuter, and regional rail. On the streets, the traffic will comprise more bicycles and motorbikes and fewer cars and trucks. All of this will be tied together by rail and bus transit. In short, we will shape a transportation system based on shoeleather, bicycles, motorbikes, and public transit. We must change our development patterns so that people can live, work, shop, and play all within a short walk. Where that is not possible, there must be convenient transit within a short walk. We must make walking safe and enjoyable by providing wide clear sidewalks (get the utility poles out!) and shade trees and a comfortable buffer against car traffic.  <br/>
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In this vision, we are no longer trapped in a car on a smog-blanketed road. Instead, we will spend our time walking, or biking, or scooting, or reading on the metro. We will spend less time commuting so that we have more time for family, or work, or shopping, or play. And we can stop paving over vast new acres for highway interchanges. And our air will be pure enough for a baby to breathe. </p>

<p><strong>7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?</strong></p>

<p>I started bicycling in Austin in 1970, and bicycled to work every day until I got my scooter. When our kids were born, my wife and I rode bikes with a babyseat on the back. I rode a locally made bike with a reynolds 531 aluminum frame for 25 years, and finally donated it to the yellow bike project and bought a Specialized Crossroads. Now I occasionally ride to work, but mostly ride recreationally. </p>

<p>I want to be the voice for cyclists at city hall. We have a lot of work to do to make Austin a bicycle town. I coordinated the 1998 council transportation session that approved the bicycle plan part 2. After ten years, that plan is now about a third complete, and the money is almost gone. </p>

<p>We can do better. We can make Austin a genuine bicycle town by completing our network of bike lanes, building connecting bridges, and expanding bicycle parking facilities and requirements. In addition, we should speed up the maintenance of our streets to make them safer for bicyclists and pedestrians. We should work with determination to fund and finish our bicycle plan, and sooner than the next twenty years. The Street Smarts task force has identified 100 priorities. We should work to get all those funded and underway on an ambitious timetable. It's about lanes, and streets, and trails, but it's also about parking, and showers, and education, and a lot more. </p>

<p>We need a bicycle pedestrian commission with an adequete amount of staff to oversee the program, and to review city projects and private development plans, and to advise the council. </p>

<p><strong>8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?</strong></p>

<p>No. I would not have approved of abandoning the alley to the developer, which would have changed the entire dynamic. Also, I think it was unfortunate that an unrealistic assistance package was negotiated with the sisters, leading to a public outcry, leading to them rejecting all assistance. Some modest assistance would have been appropriate. In addition, I believe the city council was not fully informed of the facts, and I would conduct a fact-finding in cooperation with the new City Manager. </p>

<p><strong>9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?</strong></p>

<p>Austin is better in some ways, and worse in others. Downtown was almost vacant ten years ago, and now it is thriving. However, Austin is less affordable for homeowners, renters and small business people. If we promote policies with a focus on housing affordability and business retention, we can do better.  </p>

<p><strong>Additional thoughts:</strong></p>

<p>I came to Austin in 1969 to go to UT, and experienced the epiphany of clear spring water. In the seventies I learned to love Austin driving a taxicab through its streets and alleys. When thousands of Austinites wrote a vision for the city called the Austin Tomorrow Plan, I was among them. My wife and I raised two daughters through Austin public schools. I published an environmental magazine, worked in journalism and the printing and publishing business, and published stories and poems by Austin writers.  I volunteered and voted consistently in election campaigns over the years, including city council campaigns. In my forties I took a law degree from UT law school, and when I graduated, I worked at city hall as a council aide, where I learned about the budget process, and about tracking agendas, building majorities, and making tough decisions. In 1998 I left city hall to establish my solo law practice.  I served on the Austin Planning Commission. </p>

<p>I’ve always been a volunteer, serving as president of the Zilker Elementary PTA, the Zilker Neighborhood Association, the Austin Bar Solo and Small Firm Section, and most recently serving as founding president of Friends of Barton Springs Pool. Most important, I lived the life of public participation; I treated people fairly; and I always put the good of the city first. This campaign is about a vision for the Austin of 20 years from now.  What kind of city do we want to make for our children to live in? We will provide affordable homes and good jobs that will allow our children to stay here and raise their own families, and so our schools will not be threatened by under-enrollment. We want more traffic on the sidewalks, less traffic on the streets, with a transportation system based on shoeleather, bicycles, and motorbikes, and we will weave the city together with effective public transit. We will build a grand metropolitan parks and trails system that will restore and preserve our creeks, and link us to surrounding landscapes. We will develop an economy where big business pays its fair share, small business gets its fair share. This is our city and we can build it according to our vision. </p>

<p><a href="http://austinist.com/tags/citycouncilelection">Click here to see the responses from other candidates</a>.  We haven't heard from Jennifer Gale, Sam Osemene or Ken Vasseau.  If you talk to them or see them around, tell them to send us an email!</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Because It's Harder to Fight the Man When You're Nekkid</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_234405169v7_240x240_Front_Color-PinkSalmon.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/hustle4freedom"&gt;Hustle 4 Freedom/cafepress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A group hoping to capitalize on the anti-gentrification push in East Austin is now peddling a line of clothes emblazoned with the slogan, "Defend East Austin."

&lt;p&gt;Cafepress &lt;a href="http://www.cafepress.com/hustle4freedom"&gt;vendor&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Hustle 4 Freedom&lt;/strong&gt; seeks to promote "cultural, political &amp; local awareness." The "Defend" design -- an attempt to "fight the gentrification of East Austin through fashion" -- seems to offer a vigilante solution to the current development conflict. They claim that partial proceeds from these sales will be donated to needy public programs on the east side. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"East Austin is under attack," reads the product page. 'They're tearing down the projects &amp; creating plush condos. Support the fight in East Austin."&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Jennifer Kim</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:184px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080415_jk3.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://www.standingupforaustin.com/">Jennifer Kim</a></div></div><em>Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is <a href="http://www.standingupforaustin.com/">Jennifer Kim</a>, the incumbent running for Place 3 against Randi Shade and Kenneth Weiss.</em>

<p><strong>1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?</strong></p>

<p>Before committing to a reduction in the noise ordinance, I'd like to have an on-site demonstration of the differences between the noise levels.  I do, however, think this brings up a larger issue on the placement of live-music venues and residential construction standards.  Austin is the live-music capital of the world, and we want it to stay that way.  To do this, we need to make a conscious decision to place these venues downtown and on existing commercial corridors, away from existing residences.  </p>

<p>At the same time, new residential construction wishing to be built adjacent to existing live-music venues need to meet higher construction standards for sound proofing.  People often don't know how noisy it is living next to a music venue until after they purchase their unit and have their first night sleep.</p>

<p>With proper planning and a public discussion of this issue, I think we can develop the appropriate standards to have both residential uses and live-music coexist peacefully. <strong>2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?</strong></p>

<p>The McMansion ordinance has been successful in giving single-family residential neighborhoods necessary compatibility standards for new construction.   Where it has failed is that city hasn't done its homework for establishing sub-districts in neighborhood planning areas.  Not every area within a neighborhood planning area is the same.  If we are to customize the ordinance to meet the specifications of individual neighborhoods, we need to do it with real data on home sizes within uniformly establish sub-districts.</p>

<p><strong>3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?</strong></p>

<p>While I favor the concepts of VMU, such as mixed-use living and focusing density along the corridors, I understand the concerns of the neighborhood associations.   I must support the neighborhood applications.  We need to devote more resources to working with residents on individual VMU cases to give them the tools to make the decisions that are right for them.  I hope we can continue a dialogue on vertical mixed-use and how we can make it compatible with the neighborhoods.</p>

<p><strong>4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?</strong></p>

<p>The best way for the city to discourage the typical sprawl, suburban-type development is to work within the members of CAMPO to establish a regional land-use management policy to foster mixed-use activity centers.  At the same time, we need to be focusing on acquiring fiscal resources for a regional mass transit plan to connect these centers to reduce vehicle miles traveled and traffic congestion.</p>

<p><strong>5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?</strong></p>

<p>We need to start thinking of housing as infrastructure, which is why I am working with staff and community leaders on a comprehensive market study to analyze our current housing levels and the gaps in housing need.  I believe every neighborhood, whether in downtown or in Oak Hill, needs to have a mix of housing sizes and prices to provide for versatility for families to continue to grow in their communities.</p>

<p>Our city is losing its proportionate share of families.  I started the Families and Children taskforce to look at housing size and affordability and make recommendations on policies the city can consider to make sure our homes are large enough to accommodate an averaged-sized family and they can still afford basic necessities like child care.</p>

<p><strong>6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?</strong></p>

<p>Austinites do have an addiction to cars, but for many, that's the only way to get to work or go shopping or just serve their basic, daily needs.  We must provide adequate alternative methods for transportation, such as light rail, commuter rail, and rapid bus.  Inter-modal transportation needs to be worked into our planning efforts to allow flexibility to adjust to how people move and how they connect to the various transit systems.  Sidewalks, bikeways, bus routes, arterials, and rail lines all need to be included in the same planning process. </p>

<p>Our land-use decisions need to focus on providing a mix of uses, so that a family could serve all of its daily needs within a quarter-mile radius.  This will reduce vehicle miles traveled and traffic congestion across the city.</p>

<p>I am a person who finds it refreshing to walk to the store or a nearby restaurant instead of taking my car to drive.  I also look forward to using the commuter rail when it opens later this year when I need to travel north.</p>

<p><strong>7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?</strong></p>

<p>I am fully supportive of the efforts to transform Austin into a world-class bicycle city.  The Street Smarts Taskforce set a goal to have 8% of our commuters ride bicycles by 2015.  To do this, we need to make bicycling safer by investing in significant improvements to our existing bicycle network and provide education to help bicyclists and drivers coexist on the same roadways.</p>

<p>I do own a bike, and I bike once in a while, mostly recreationally.</p>

<p><strong>8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?</strong></p>

<p>There are times when I am able to get concessions and am willing to support a measure.  I did not support the initial loan terms for Las Manitas as I thought they were too generous. Since the loan seemed to have support from all the other council members, I worked to increase the amount of the loan that would be repayable in exchange for my support.  In hindsight, the council should never have pursued this path.</p>

<p><strong>9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?</strong></p>

<p>I think in some ways it is better - we have more good paying jobs, we have more local, independent businesses, and we have more parks and cultural and arts facilities.  And in some ways it has gotten worse - the traffic, air pollution, the growing wage gap and we are losing middle class families with children to outlying areas.</p>

<p>I am an optimist, and I do not believe in being complacent.  I think Austin will be better 10 years from now, but only if we have good national and state leadership, local leaders who are planning ahead and building consensus and creating a positive vision for keeping Austin affordable, livable and economically vibrant.  That is why I have dedicated my life to public service for the past decade, and that is why I would like to continue to serve the wonderful people of Austin for another city council term.</p>

<p><a href="http://austinist.com/tags/citycouncilelection">Click here to see the responses from other candidates</a>.  We haven't heard from Jennifer Gale, Sam Osemene or Ken Vasseau.  If you talk to them or see them around, tell them to send us an email!</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Get More Drunk At The Alamo!</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsleft" style="width:314px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_movie-theaters-02-g.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.drafthouse.com/"&gt;Drafthouse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://austinist.com/staff.php#truecraig"&gt;Hard drinkers&lt;/a&gt; rejoice! After serving its audiences measly draft brew, wine and 5-beer buckets for the last 10 years, The Alamo Drafthouse at The Ritz has finally obtained a TABC liquor license (which has been serving Austin for the last 70 years) and will be offering up a plethora of newly-crafted beverages to enhance Austin's movie experience!

&lt;p&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://originalalamo.blogspot.com/2008/04/ritz-theatre-now-serving-liquor.html"&gt;The Drafthouse Blog&lt;/a&gt;, the Ritz will be the only theater in Austin serving liquor, "much less letting you order it from your seat throughout the show." You can trust that Tim, Karrie and their team of creative minds have already thought of a laundry list of themes and specialty feasts to best utilize their newfound ability to combine alcohol and film. This is what they are working with so far--&lt;strong&gt;Herradura Silver Tequila&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Dewar's Scotch&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Bacardi Rum&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Bombay Sapphire Gin&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Tito's Vodka&lt;/strong&gt; &amp; &lt;strong&gt;Maker's Mark Bourbon&lt;/strong&gt;.Here are some notable events they have already brainstormed: &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=5378"&gt;The Iron Man Premiere&lt;/a&gt; on Friday, May 2 will have Scotch Flights that will let drinkers sample a full line of premium scotches throughout the film.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On &lt;a href="http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=5340"&gt;Cinco de Mayo&lt;/a&gt;, in accordance with the Three Amigos Quote-Along and Feast, the show will begin with a free theater-wide group shot of Herradura Silver.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For the &lt;a href="http://www.originalalamo.com/show.aspx?id=5326"&gt;Sex and The City premier&lt;/a&gt; on Friday, May 30, the bartenders at The Ritz will throw together cosmopolitans and "other classy Manhattan cocktails."&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When &lt;a href="http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=5385"&gt;Master Pancake Theater&lt;/a&gt; watches Goldfinger in June...it's not hard to guess what they will serve.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They promise to be "rolling out more cocktails and specials as we grow into this new era." But in the meantime, get acquainted with their brand spankin' new drinks menu, featuring a few crucial additions...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Frozen Margarita -- $5.99 (floater of Herradura for $2 extra)&lt;br /&gt;
Margarita on the Rocks -- $5.99&lt;br /&gt;
Bacardi Alamojito -- $6.25 (Bacardi Rum, mint, lime &amp; soda)&lt;br /&gt;
Sangria -- $5.99&lt;br /&gt;
Paloma  -- $6.50 (Herradura Silver with grapefruit juice, lime juice &amp; soda.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Further, Congratulations are in order for the Drafthouse crew for once again grabbing a top spot as one of the nation's best theaters according to &lt;a href="http://www.forbestraveler.com/best-lists/movie-theaters-story.html?partner=rss"&gt;Forbes Traveler&lt;/a&gt;. Austinist tips their hat to The Drafthouse for once again  enhancing  our movie-watching experiences--making bad movies better and good movies so good that we probably won't even remember them.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Overheard in Austin: These May Make You Sick</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Overheard is back! This edition comes courtesy of Sarah Jones, Hunter Warren, John Bacon, Robert F, "BlahHaha," and Henri Mazza.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Did you hear something hilarious or just plain weird this week? Send 'em to &lt;a href="mailto:overheard@austinist.com"&gt;overheard@austinist.com&lt;/a&gt; and we'll publish the best... eventually.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Drunk Girl at Spider House:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;You know how when you get really drunk, like, you look like you have Down Syndrome?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Brain:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;No. No, I don't.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); width: 500px;margin-bottom:10px;margin-top:10px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl, in bathroom at Lions show at Victory Grill:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;This bathroom smells like Long John Silver's&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Other girl:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;Seriously, who fried their snatch?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl, to her boyfriend after Ghostland Observatory show at Austin Music Hall, standing in the stairway as the crowd streams past:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;You want me to give someone a blowjob?  Would it turn you on to watch me give a guy a blowjob?  I'll give that guy a blowjob. (&lt;em&gt;gestures&lt;/em&gt;) Not that one, but that one.  Do you want me to?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Woman, to her friend in the bathroom stall at Donn's Depot:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;My hand smells like crotch.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); width: 500px;margin-bottom:10px;margin-top:10px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Excited guy at the Domain, walking out of a restaurant with two hot-ish chicks:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;I'm gonna go buy somethin' SICK!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="250"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on her cell phone at the bus stop:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;Dude, it should never take you an hour and a half to shave your vagina.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Rolling Stone Declares Stubb's "Best Rock Club" </title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:184px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080423_2309507250_ecc8db8a35.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/scandar/2309507250/">Photo courtesy Scandar on Flickr</a></div></div>Earlier this year, Austin's <a href="http://austinist.com/2008/01/16/local_bar_done.php">Mohawk</a> bar earned the "Best Bar in America" title from Esquire readers. Now, on the cusp of the summer tour circuits, <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/20200609/page/4">Rolling Stone has declared Stubb's BBQ "Best Rock Club" in America.</a> 

<p>RS cited the venue's capacity (a good size, the largest spot downtown that isn't a theater or indoor music hall) at 2,200, their admirable genre inclusion when it comes to booking (Wu-Tang, Feist, Billy Idol and Willie Nelson have all performed there), the PA system and the added bonus of delicious food as factors in the decision making process. </p>

<p>What do you think, Austin? </p>

<p>The runners up were Asheville, NC's Orange Peel, NYC's Bowery Ballroom, Detroit's Magic Stick and Norfolk's Norva. Not bad company! </p></div>
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      <name xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Paige Maguire</name>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Austin's Backyard Ampitheater Announces Final Season</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="eventsright" style="width:264px;"><div class="eventsimg"><img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_470365405_3f29091990.jpg"/><br/><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/helloali/470365405/in/photostream/">helloali/flickr</a></div></div><a href="http://www.directevents.net/">Direct Events</a> and <a href="http://thebackyard.net/">Backyard</a> owner Tim O'Connor has announced the live oak amphitheater's final season, calling it quits after sixteen seasons in the hill country. 

<p>Situated at 71 W and RR620, the Backyard has hosted over 1 million guests and hundreds of live acts over the years, including Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, the Shins, Modest Mouse, Merle Haggard, Dwight Yoakum, Chris Issak and many more. </p>

<p>O'Connor planned the venue with the peaceful hill country atmosphere as a centerpiece to the experience, and cites the <a href="http://hillcountrygalleria.com/images/home_center_middle.jpg">Hill Country Galleria's</a> expansion as the reason behind his decision. "The Shops at The Galleria development that now surrounds the Backyard has taken away from some of the venue's magic over the last few years," he said in a press release. </p>

<p>Though this will be the final season at that location, O'Connor and Direct Events have already proposed a new plan to the City of Bee Cave, and hopes to build a new location in that area which will not be compromised by ... shopping centers and parking lots. </p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Darque Tan Owner Makes Two Astounding Discoveries</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080502_tanbed.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whatshername/2369269277/"&gt;Whatsername?/Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Health fanatics and stalwart defenders of democracy alike, pay heed:  there’s news from the cutting edge of indoor tanning.  

&lt;p&gt;True, UV tanning can become a &lt;a href="http://austinist.com/2007/01/11/tanning_addiction_its_real_and_its_real_funny.php"&gt;dangerous addiction&lt;/a&gt; that can render even the most morally robust citizen naught but a scandalous addict, willing to say and do anything to get his or her next fix.  But there’s more to the story.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes, thanks to several ad campaigns promulgated by nationwide tanning salon firm &lt;a href="http://www.darquetan.com/flash.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Darque Tan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, two new discoveries of groundbreaking proportion and scale have slammed into the world of indoor tanning like a (yellowish-brown tinted) tidal wave:&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
- There is no proven link between UV ray exposure from tanning and skin diseases like melanoma; in fact, it’s really good for you!&lt;br /&gt;
- If you don’t think that tanning salons should be able to advocate the health benefits of tanning without mentioning any of the likely health risks, then you are probably either (1) a supporter of slavery or (2) a goose-stepping fascist.  Or maybe even both!“Yes!” you’re probably saying to yourself right now as you read this, pounding your fist on your desk with gusto.  “I’ve literally been saying this for years!”  Well, vindication at last is yours.  Tan on, frosted-tipped friend.  Tan on.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;object  width="250" height="206"  align="left" hspace="5" vspace="5" &gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F9dXyca_fW4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F9dXyca_fW4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="250" height="206" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;Recently, &lt;a href="http://www.utexas.edu/law/"&gt;UT Law&lt;/a&gt; student &lt;strong&gt;Emily Prewett&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2008/04/30/TopStories/Darque.Tan.Ads.Elicit.Complaint.From.Law.Student-3357675.shtml"&gt;took issue&lt;/a&gt; with a series of ad campaigns run by Darque Tan.  In these ads (such as the one on the left), the company advocates the resounding health benefits of UV tanning, such as increased vitamin D production and UV’s ability to convert cholesterol into vitamin D (which, technically, is true), but fails to address the popular concerns on the health risks associated with UV tanning, such as various types of skin cancer.  Initially, Prewett emailed Darque Tan owner Robbie Segler directly, asking him via email to pull the ads based on this concern.  But Segler would have none of it.  So Prewett took it up a notch and notified the &lt;strong&gt;Texas Attorney General’s office&lt;/strong&gt; about the ad campaign. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The basis of Ms. Prewett’s complaint:  Section 145.007 of the &lt;a href="http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/hs.toc.htm"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Texas Health &amp; Safety Code&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, which states that &lt;em&gt;“a tanning facility operator may not claim or distribute promotional materials that claim using a tanning device is safe or free from risk or that using a tanning device will result in medical or health benefits."&lt;/em&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In his email responses to Ms. Prewett, Darque Tan owner &lt;strong&gt;Robbie Segler&lt;/strong&gt; fired back with a colorful legal argument:  “The laws that you so proudly flaunt in this instance are laws that prohibit free speech,” argued Segler with the skill of a rhetorical master.  “Why shouldn't indoor tanning be subject to the principle of free speech?" &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080502_civwar.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mojodenbowsphotostudio/516987687/"&gt;Photo Mojo/Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Emboldened by Ms. Prewett’s support of what he believes to be a heinous and unjust law that flies in the face of democracy and human rights, Segler continued his argument with this gem: “If you were a lawyer living in the North in the 1850s, would you have returned runaway slaves to their Southern 'owners' in compliance with the Fugitive Slave Act?"  Stunning, the man’s grasp of U.S. history.  Segler also asked Prewett if she would have supported genocide in Nazi Germany, or the "beheading of apostates and the stoning of women for adultery."    

&lt;p&gt;Indeed.  Segler further asserted that “the link between melanoma and indoor tanning is non-existent,” and challenged Prewett to find evidence of the connection between his business and the rare form of skin cancer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Last Tuesday, at the Attorney General's office’s request, Ms. Prewett filed her formal complaint against Darque Tan in order to initiate the State’s official investigation of the company’s advertising tactics.  If the ads are found to be misleading, they'll have to pulled.  Additionally, Darque Tan could also face a hefty fine.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The professional indoor tanning industry generates approximately &lt;a href="http://www.theita.com/"&gt;$5 billion&lt;/a&gt; annually in  sales.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Austinites.  On your marks, get set:  Comment.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thanks to the &lt;a href="http://media.www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2008/04/30/TopStories/Darque.Tan.Ads.Elicit.Complaint.From.Law.Student-3357675.shtml"&gt;Daily Texan&lt;/a&gt; for this one.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Further information:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D"&gt;Vitamin D&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet"&gt;UV radiation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.webmd.com/melanoma-skin-cancer/news/20040209/want-melanoma-get-tan"&gt;Melanoma and tanning (1)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.webmd.com/melanoma-skin-cancer/news/20031016/tanning-salons-boost-skin-cancer-risk"&gt;Melanoma and tanning (2)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.skincancer.org/artificial/index.php"&gt;Melanoma and tanning (3)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15020192?dopt=Abstract"&gt;Medical article:  Toxic effects of UV radiation on the skin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Better Know a Candidate: Randi Shade</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:184px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080416_Randi_color_small.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.randishade.com/"&gt;Randi Shade&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Editor's note: In hopes of getting a little more information on how the candidates in the May 10 Austin City Council election may respond to issues facing Austin, we sent out a few questions.  Up next is &lt;a href="http://www.randishade.com/"&gt;Randi Shade&lt;/a&gt;, who is running for Place 3 against Jennifer Kim and Kenneth Weiss.&lt;/em&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.  The Austin Music Commission is considering reducing the decibel limit under the city noise ordinance. Do you think that the noise ordinance should be changed?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With regard to downtown, my feeling is that if residents don’t want to hear music, they should probably consider living elsewhere. Regarding residential neighborhoods outside of downtown, I am for strict, consistent and responsive enforcement of the current ordinances governing noise. Where there are specific situations at the neighborhood level that have proven to be persistently problematic, I am open to considering alternatives, including a reduction in the allowable decibel limit, if the Austin Music Commission recommends it.&lt;strong&gt;2.      Has the McMansion ordinance been successful?  What do you think of City Council's recent decision to reject OCEAN's request to further restrict home sizes on small lots in East Austin?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think the jury is still out on the success of the McMansion ordinance. I do appreciate the spirit of the effort, which is to protect the character and livability of our traditional neighborhoods, but I also recognize the challenges and concerns associated with constraining the rights of property owners to maximize their investment - which is often their largest investment - in their land and home. The bottom line is that until we have more experience with the implementation of the ordinance among opt-in neighborhoods, I can’t fairly judge whether or not I think it has been successful. Regarding the OCEAN request for additional limitations, while I recognized the persuasive arguments on both sides, I supported the Council's decision because the limitations contained in the McMansion ordinance are the result of an exhaustive community process, and I believe those limitations should be uniform across the city for those neighborhoods who chose to opt in.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.      Some neighborhood groups have attempted to opt-out of the vertical-mixed-use program for most or all eligible properties in their neighborhood.  Would you vote to approve or reject those decisions?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My strong inclination would always be to approve an opt-out decision made at the neighborhood level. However, if there is a clear, compelling and broad community interest at stake, and / or if it is plain that the decision-making process at the neighborhood level was not sufficiently inclusive or transparent, I would consider rejecting an opt-out decision. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4.      What should the city government do to promote or discourage suburban development? What about condo/apartment development downtown?  What about condo/apartment development in other parts of the city?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I strongly support the vision of facilitating greater density in Austin’s central city and urban areas, especially if we can establish clear guidelines for how that density should interact with adjacent traditional neighborhoods. I also recognize that suburban residential and commercial development is a reality and a necessity, and believe that the City’s objective should be to make that development as sustainable and responsible as possible. For example, the City should steer suburban development into the Desired Development Zone (east) and away from the Drinking Water Protection Zone (southwest) whenever possible. With regard to both urban and suburban residential development, the City should also be working proactively to deliver broader and deeper levels of affordability.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5.      Homes near downtown are generally more expensive than homes in the suburbs. Should the city do anything to change that? What?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes, as noted above, I believe the City should be working proactively to deliver affordability for both urban and suburban residents. Downtown Austin should not become a place where only the very wealthy can afford to live. I believe the City’s best immediate strategies for delivering meaningful affordability involve the judicious use of the 2006 voter-approved affordable housing bonds, and other mechanisms for channeling funds into the City’s Affordable Housing Trust Fund. I believe the City should also do more to encourage private sector investment in affordable housing, and to strengthen its relationship with the leading local nonprofits working successfully in this arena, such as People Fund (which launched the Community Land Trust) and Foundation Communities, both of which I am proud to have been involved with. Regarding other affordability strategies, I believe we should explore targeted tax relief for original residents, and also seek ways to influence the state legislature with respect to its over-reliance on property taxes, which is contributing directly to our affordable housing problems. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6.      Austinites love cars (80% of us drive to work by ourselves), but hate traffic. What would you do to get Austinites to commute differently and/or reduce traffic? How often do you get to work by some method other than driving? What is your alternative method?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As the question itself implies, there are no easy answers when it comes to traffic congestion.  This is one of the few topics I’ve discovered where people seem to hate the solutions even more than they hate the problem. Austin’s traffic crisis is real and getting worse, and the only way out of the problem is to use every tool at our disposal, including more and better roads, expanded and improved bus service, regional and local passenger rail service, a downtown circulator system, improved bicycle and pedestrian facilities, and tactical approaches like promoting carpooling, deploying park &amp; ride systems, incorporating HOV lanes, and exploring flex-time strategies for major local employers. We also have to do more to link land-use decisions with transportation planning.  If we are to build a truly transit-oriented community where it is not necessary to get in a car to do everything (taking 2,000 pounds of metal along to buy one gallon of milk), we have to include transportation planning in zoning and neighborhood planning discussions in a broader, more meaningful way. The biggest question regarding traffic solutions is always about funding, though, so I believe the City must work together with the County and State, and through CAMPO, to explore options for funding mass transit in particular, and to make sure we’re getting our City’s fair share of federal dollars. Given the reality that toll roads are part of the transportation equation, we must also make sure that every dollar spent on tolls in Austin stays in Austin.  In terms of my own commute, I occasionally catch the bus at 5th and West Lynn into downtown, and I ride the Dillo to get around whenever I can.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7.      Austin has the potential to be a great biking city and a lot of people bike recreationally, but it is difficult for most people to bike to work. What should the city do to improve the opportunity to bike-commute?  Do you own a bike?  How often do you ride it to work?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I support promoting biking and walking wherever possible, but especially in the central neighborhoods where it can pay the most dividends in terms of traffic (and pollution) reduction. As with most meaningful transportation solutions, creating and maintaining viable bicycling infrastructure citywide is largely a function of funding, and if elected I would explore options for devoting more resources to the task.  I think there are also symbolic victories we can achieve in Austin to help promote the idea of bicycling as a viable form of transit, such as completing the cross-town central city Lance Armstrong Bikeway. If elected, I would also want to encourage major local employers to do more (or, in some cases, something) to foster bicycling to work, such as providing showers, adequate storage, bike parking, etc. I would make sure that as we attempt to more closely link land-use decisions with transportation planning, we always include bicycling in the mix. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8.      Are you happy with the apparent resolution of the Las Manitas/Marriott controversy? If not, how do you think it should have been handled differently?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m not certain that the issue is fully resolved yet, but it appears at least that Las Manitas is, for now, set to move up the street. I strongly disagreed with the members of the City Council who voted to give the owners of Las Manitas a $750,000 forgivable loan (grant) to facilitate the restaurant’s move. Had I been on the City Council, I might have supported a long-term, low-interest loan to the restaurant owners from the same pool of funds (developer fees) to help facilitate their move, because I do recognize the value of helping to preserve iconic small local businesses whenever we can. But, I viewed this particular vote - which would have completely emptied the available pool of funds with no mechanism for filling it back up again for other small local businesses to benefit from - as defying logic. In fact, it was one of the main reasons I decided to run for the City Council against incumbent Jennifer Kim, one of the Council members who voted for it. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9.      Do you think Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago? Do you think it will be better 10 years from now than it is now?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Absolutely, I believe that Austin is better now than it was 10 years ago. Even though almost everyone can point to at least one example of a favorite place - a restaurant or bar, for example - that has been lost to Austin’s ongoing growth and development, and even though many people romanticize the smaller, quieter Austin of years past, to me it’s plain that what we have gained as city (like new favorite restaurants and bars, for example) outweighs what we have lost. Whether or not we will be better 10 years from now is a function of the decisions we make today (and on May 10th). My vision for our future - the vision I will pursue whether as a member of the City Council or as a citizen activist - is that Austin continue to be a clean, safe and prosperous community where everyone’s voice is heard; where, at the very least, all citizens can meet their basic needs; and where everyone’s entrepreneurial pursuits can come to fruition, whether in the public, private, or non-profit sector. I also hope we have more BBQ joints!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Additional thoughts:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I am running for Austin City Council Place 3 – challenging incumbent Jennifer Kim – because we can do better. Like so many people, I love and care about Austin, am concerned about the direction our city is going, and want to do something about it. My background is different from most City officials. I have thrived on student politics at the University of Texas (elected student body President ‘87-‘88), served in state government (launched AmeriCorps in Texas), worked as a corporate peon, earned a Harvard MBA, founded an Internet startup (Charitygift), run a local community foundation (the Austin Entrepreneurs Foundation), and been a tireless supporter of all kinds of nonprofit organizations in town, sometimes as a grassroots volunteer and other times as a donor or board member. Based on that broad range of experience, I bring to this race a unique combination of passion and hands-on experience, and a strong desire to get things done right.  As my longtime friends, colleagues, and clients will tell you, I build strong positive relationships that last a lifetime; I am approachable, accessible, and accountable; I know when to listen and learn, and when to speak up; and I bring diverse people together to get results. I want to invite you to please visit my campaign website, www.randishade.com, to learn more about me and my experience and qualifications, to ask any additional questions, or to share any feedback. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I ask for your vote on May 10th.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://austinist.com/tags/citycouncilelection"&gt;Click here to see the responses from other candidates&lt;/a&gt;.  We haven't heard from Jennifer Gale, Sam Osemene or Ken Vasseau.  If you talk to them or see them around, tell them to send us an email!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">I Am So Popular: P(graph)ing My Pants</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Editor’s note:  The views expressed in &lt;strong&gt;I Am So Popular&lt;/strong&gt; are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the outlook or beliefs of anyone else in the IST network.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Being incredibly popular is really very fun but can also, you know, wear a girl out. Which is why, as you’re reading this, my ass is planted firmly and deeply upon a beach chair in Hawai’i for a week as I rest up and prepare for my next round of popular posts.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But just because I’m away doesn’t mean I can neglect my duties. And so this week, I present an interview with Kareem Badr, one of the four masterminds in the improv troupe &lt;a href="http://www.pgraph.com"&gt;Parallelogramophonograph, aka Pgraph &lt;/a&gt;. (And yes, you might have noticed, I am running a lot of interviews lately. I love other people’s stories. If there’s someone you want interviewed, drop me a note and I’ll see what I can do.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I first saw Pgraph perform at the 2008 Frontera Fest. They did a French Farce and, as I detailed here, I just about drenched my pantalones I was laughing so hard. I have a bit of a history with comedy in Austin. In the early nineties I both covered the comedy beat for the Chronicle and worked at the &lt;a href="http://www.thevelveetaroom.com/"&gt;Velveeta Room&lt;/a&gt; on Sixth Street. That gig started with me as a barker, standing on the sidewalk, beseeching drunken revelers to come on in and listen to Open Mic night. I advanced to cocktail waitress and, eventually, manager of the place. I heard some routines so many times I could probably still recite them today. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I even gave standup a shot myself, but that was pre-Austin, and involved much alcohol, and it was in everyone’s best interest that I put a stop to it. But working behind the scenes in comedy (and for that little while onstage), gave me a broader appreciation of the art of the laugh. (It also gave me broader resentment of some people who seemed to think women didn’t deserve a place in comedy, but fuck those fuckers, right?)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Being as popular as I am, I count among my good friends &lt;a href="http://www.owenegerton.com/"&gt;Owen and Jodi Egerton&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.lesmcgehee.com/"&gt;Les McGehee&lt;/a&gt;, some of Austin’s best improv comedians. I attended a workshop of Les’s last year when his show-based-on-his-book &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/McGehee-Plays-Well-Others-Improvisation/dp/0974070327/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1210259606&amp;sr=1-1"&gt;Plays Well With Others&lt;/a&gt; was playing at Zach. Watching those guys work together to throw spontaneous hilarity out is an amazing thing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Does improv always go right? Nah. But that’s part of the fun, too. Herewith, Kareem waxes philosophical on what works, what doesn’t, and why he has such great hair.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsleft" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080505_1074642379_e20bcb5a15_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pgraph.com"&gt;pgraph&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Tell me about Pgraph

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB:&lt;/strong&gt; Parallelogramophonograph is Kareem Badr (29), Kaci Beeler (21), Roy Janik(31), and Valerie Ward(26). I've known Roy for close to 10 years. I basically decided I wanted to take improv classes 3 ½ years ago and I dragged Roy along with me. We met Val through the improv community early on when we started taking classes, and we met Kaci through a weekly improv jam that happened at The Hideout in the summer of 2005. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; WHO does your hair? It's awesome.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB:&lt;/strong&gt; Why thank you. I do it myself...in about 10 seconds. I put this stuff in it (“curling cream” I think it's called) to basically prevent it from being a giant afro. My girlfriend straightened my hair with a chi iron once. I looked like the dude on the cover of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074486/"&gt;Eraserhead&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Tell me about the improv process. Are there tricks?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB: &lt;/strong&gt;The process, for us, basically involves a lot of listening and paying attention. Because we primarily focus on telling one 40-45 minute long story, we've all got to be listening to each other and reacting honestly on stage. We really try to avoid any tricks. There are definitely a lot of skills or techniques that we use, though. For example, sometimes we try to start a show with a tableau—a stage picture that forces us to instantly justify who we are and where we're standing. It's a good way of jump-starting a show without having negotiate who everyone is. Honestly, though, all of the techniques we use can be distilled down to simply listening, paying attention, and supporting everything that the players do. If someone walks onto stage with a hunch back, someone else will walk on with a similar posture, or maybe holding a whip, and suddenly we're in a dark coal mine and the story takes off from there. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:254px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080505_2093332229_e6b025cff2_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pgraph.com"&gt;pgraph&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG: &lt;/strong&gt;What happens if you're having a really shitty day and/or you're arguing amongst yourselves? How hard is it to follow "the show must go on" rule?

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB:&lt;/strong&gt; This sounds cheesy, but this is really almost never an issue. There will definitely be times where we have to do a show when one or two of us have had a bad day or a stressful week, but it usually doesn't affect the show negatively. More often than not, it'll help the show or at least make us approach the show with a lot of energy. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Let's say you have this outrageously awesome performance-- the Frontera Fest show comes to mind-- is it sad to let that go?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;KB&lt;/strong&gt;: It's sort of hard to let go of shows, both good and bad. We've gotten better about shaking off shows as soon as they're over, and not beating ourselves up for what we thought was a bad show. As far as good shows, we'll talk about them after for a little bit. But it's never like “Ooh, that thing was good. Let's do that again.” It's more like reminiscing along the lines of “Man, I can't believe you said that.” or “That one mistake turned into a great gift that led the story in this totally unexpected way.” I know there have been some shows where we accidentally start to re-tread some ground that a previous show touched on (it happens from time to time—the consequence of doing almost 150 shows to date) and the result just feels...uninspiring. So our goal, particularly recently, is to actively try to do something we've never done before. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Seriously-- it's ALL improv? I mean, do you have rehearsals? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB&lt;/strong&gt;: 100% improvised, I promise. The most we will have, as far as a show concept or premise, will be a specific format or genre that we know we are performing. Like when we did a run of shows that took place in the 1930s, or our After School Improv format, or Improvised French Farce. But even with those shows, we know nothing about the characters or situations until the moment the show starts. We definitely have rehearsals. What they're like generally depends on what goal(s) we're working towards as a troupe. In rehearsal, we usually work on exercises or concepts that will work towards whatever new format or show concept we're planning next. For example, we're currently working on doing a run of shows that focus on villains or anti-heroes. So in rehearsal, we spend some time talking about types of villains and we look for common threads so we know how to accurately tell a story that focuses on a villain. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Tell me about a particularly good night.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB: &lt;/strong&gt;It's hard to give a lot of details about the good shows. When it goes well, it's all a blur. When we have a show with a really tight story, we all feel like we had no part in telling it as individuals. The story just happened and we were all following it and doing what naturally had to happen next.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; Tell me about a particularly bad night.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB:&lt;/strong&gt; Well, we used to have a regular gig at &lt;b&gt;The Carousel Lounge.&lt;/b&gt; Some of those shows were a lot of fun, but we had some really bad ones. &lt;i&gt;Barprov...&lt;/i&gt; it's not for the weak-of-heart. We've done shows there with only a few people in the audience, and they're all sipping beer and really have no desire to see improv theater. Or they think that because you're doing something funny, that it's stand-up and they can yell things at you randomly. It was just a bad scene all around. Improv isn't something you can really just tune in and out of if you're hanging out at a bar, so barprov usually doesn't work. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SG:&lt;/strong&gt; What else do you want to tell me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KB:&lt;/strong&gt; There’s not much else to say except that we love improvising, and we're constantly aspiring to make our shows more theatrical. We're really trying to do improvised theatre, as opposed to unscripted sketch comedy. We play every Thursday at 8pm at &lt;a href="http://www.coldtownetheater.com/"&gt;Coldtowne Theater&lt;/a&gt;—the villains run is coming right up. We also play regularly as a troupe, and individually as part of other shows, at &lt;a href="http://www.hideouttheatre.com/"&gt;The Hideout Theater&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Spike Gillespie blogs for &lt;a href="http://www.launchpadcoworking.com"&gt;Launchpad Coworking&lt;/a&gt; and at &lt;a href="http://www.spikeg.com"&gt;www.spikeg.com&lt;/a&gt;. She is busy this week being popular amongst the coconut and palm trees. &lt;a href="http://www.statcounter.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://c34.statcounter.com/3500868/0/fd9bfe13/1/" alt="free html hit counter" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Trouble Looms for Arts on Real</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;div class="eventsleft" style="width:214px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080423_arts on real.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.artsonreal.com/"&gt;Image courtesy Arts on Real&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Earlier this week, &lt;a href="http://www.artsonreal.com/index.html"&gt;Arts on Real&lt;/a&gt;'s General Manager, &lt;strong&gt;Blake Yelavich&lt;/strong&gt;, sent out &lt;a href="http://www.artsonreal.com/Emergency.pdf"&gt;the call&lt;/a&gt;: "With the value of property sky-rocketing in the East Side neighborhoods, it is increasingly difficult to meet the demands of leases and taxes desired by the property owners."  Arts on Real needs to raise $7500 by the end of April or it will shutter its doors by the end of May.  Needless to say, closing down isn't the company's first wish, so they're working to avoid that fate via &lt;a href="http://2008donorpage.eventbrite.com/"&gt;donations&lt;/a&gt; and, one would assume, &lt;a href="http://www.artsonreal.com/tickets.html#matt"&gt;ticket sales&lt;/a&gt; for their current, &lt;a href="www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/review?oid=oid%3A608414"&gt;well-received&lt;/a&gt; comedy &lt;a href="http://www.artsonreal.com/shows.html#matt"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Matt &amp; Ben&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, starring local faves &lt;strong&gt;Kelley Estes&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Breanna Stogner&lt;/strong&gt;.

&lt;p&gt;In a town that offers everything from solid, staid productions for the sort who like predictability in their theatre, to...quite the opposite...Arts on Real is more than a niche company.  Five years ago, with its home troupe &lt;a href="http://www.naughtyaustin.com/"&gt;Naughty Austin&lt;/a&gt; at the helm, Arts on Real quickly asserted itself as a company that would take risks, frequently to hilarious and critically acclaimed results.  Naughty Austin has been around since 1997, but having a theatre all one's own always makes for even bigger, even better productions, and they've delivered the goods over the years, from fan favorites &lt;em&gt;Pageant&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;When Pigs Fly&lt;/em&gt;, to oddball hits such as &lt;em&gt;Batboy, the Musical&lt;/em&gt;. In short, you always know you'll have fun when you head out for Arts on Real.In addition to their own productions, the theatre has become a place to play for a wide variety of guest companies.  Groups large and small have rented the space.  Any theatre person in town will bemoan the lack of facilities in Austin.  It'll be a shame if we lose any performance venue, particularly one as nice as Arts on Real.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In &lt;a href="http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/outandabout/entries/2008/02/16/silly_sexy_colo.html"&gt;his recent comments&lt;/a&gt; about the production &lt;em&gt;Colosseum Wrestling&lt;/em&gt;, the &lt;em&gt;Austin American Statesman&lt;/em&gt;'s &lt;strong&gt;Michael Barnes&lt;/strong&gt; said it best: "What would we do without Arts on Real and Naughty Austin? Deprived of these twinned East Austin institutions, the camp-lite genre of theatrical entertainment — staged in actual theaters, at least — would go missing locally."  What, indeed, would we do without them?  Here's hoping it's a question that remains rhetorical.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">I Am So Popular: Duty and the Beasts</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Editor’s note:  The views expressed in &lt;strong&gt;I Am So Popular&lt;/strong&gt; are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the outlook or beliefs of anyone else in the IST network.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The best way to efficiently kill a chicken, as far as I know, is to lop off its head. Next best is to break its neck. Neither method appeals to me. I don’t eat chickens—I certainly don’t want to kill them. But when one is an urban chicken farmer, as I was off and on for years, one stands the risk of having to take out a bird now and then.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Chicken execution proved to be necessary with my flock last fall when I got a call from Starsky, my then roommate, informing me that the dogs had gotten into the chicken pen. Of my four birds, one was dead, one was hunkered down trembling, one was missing, and a fourth was flopping around, no hope for survival. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was at Warren’s house at the time. We were early into our relationship and he’d already witnessed enough drama—for being incredibly popular often comes with a component of frequent high drama—that I feared enlisting his help might be some last straw for him. I got off the phone and faux-bravely announced I had to run home and slaughter a bird and I’d be right back. Warren would have no part in sending me off to carry out this task alone. He retreated to his garage, reappeared in an old torn shirt and paint stained shorts, and announced, “These are my chicken killing clothes.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Back at my house, we assessed the scene, which was precisely as Starsky had described it. Warren and Starsky sent Bambi, my other roommate, and me into the house so we would not have to witness what came next. But Bambi couldn’t resist peering out and reporting back what was literally a blow-by-blow attempt on Warren’s part to put the mortally wounded chicken out of its misery. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He used the business end of a shovel and beat the bird. This was ineffective the first time. And the second time. And a few more times after that. But the culmination of multiple shovel bops finally yielded the desired results. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We took the two remaining living chickens—we’d located the missing one—over to a friend who also has a backyard flock. Then we loaded the dead birds into the car and took them to a field near Warren’s, to offer them back to the earth. I was surprised, in the following days, the number of friends who wished aloud that I’d brought them the bodies, assuring me they would’ve made a nice meal. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m done with chickens now. Not because I don’t love them, I do. Nothing like big, fresh, brown organic eggs, deposited daily in the backyard. But that bloody night made me face a certain fact: My home, which had inadvertently become an ark, was overpopulated. With my travel schedule getting busier and my desire to spend multiple weeknights at Warren’s, it wasn’t fair to my roommates or my animals to have such a menagerie. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We hit tipping point last summer when a friend called to report having rescued a terrified kitten in the middle of MLK. Would I take it? I barely hesitated— while many adults puzzle me, I get along famously with most warm blooded animals and quite a few children. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That kitten brought the pet tally up to eleven. She was a fiery little thing, totally nocturnal, and super high maintenance. I never was a cat person but my son, little Saint Francis, had taught me to appreciate cats and we’d been through a number of them over the years. (Unfortunately, having almost always lived on very busy streets, we also lost a number of them.) But this kitten’s fate in my life was to be a foster, and soon I adopted her out. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With the kitten and the chickens gone, I was down to six animals: four dogs and two cats. Though that was nearly a 50% decrease, once I started cutting back, I started contemplating downsizing even further. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It was not an easy thought to entertain. In my world—excluding the chickens which, though I like, I do not bond and sleep with—when you adopt an animal, that animal is like a child. You don’t take on a pet for fun and then send it away out of convenience. I made a commitment to love each beast that came to me until the end, and I had always planned to keep it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Until. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Something I hadn’t thought about back when we were bringing home kittens and guinea pigs and puppies and barnyard animals was that one day my son would grow up. Back in the old days, my house was constantly crawling with boisterous little boys, and they doted upon the beasts, and ours was a home with some Never Neverland qualities to it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It wasn’t that I didn’t have the foresight to know that kids grow up. I think it was more of a denial thing. I certainly didn’t contemplate that my son would become so independent so quickly, and that at sixteen he would waltz off with a social life of his own, and a job to keep him busy, and that his time for animal loving would thus be curtailed, leaving this job to me alone.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Last January, Super Kitty, our most favorite, craziest cat ever, got creamed by a passing car. As we always do for the furry ones, we held a proper funeral, spoke loving words, shed tears, shared memories, lit candles. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:264px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_spike Tatum.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=""&gt;Spike G - Tatum&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:264px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_spike princess bubbles.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=""&gt;Spike G - Princess Bubbles on right on hotdog suit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="eventsright" style="width:264px;"&gt;&lt;div class="eventsimg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.escapeest.com/images/austinist/080424_spike satch.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=""&gt;Spike G - Satch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;By this point, I’d sent Tatum, the middle child dog, off to stay with friends for awhile, an experiment in seeing what it might be like to scale down the pack. My heart, uneasy at this decision, was soothed some knowing that the home she went to had a not-grown-up boy who always wanted a dog and who, as my son once had, played the electric guitar for her. 

&lt;p&gt;But Tatum came back and so again we were at five animals, a number that has held steady. All of them are rescues. Tatum came from a goat farm in Dripping when she was a few months old. Princess Bubbles was a stray that wandered into our lives in 2002, the smartest dog on the planet, a Boston mix with a severe underbite and a Napoleon complex, who tolerates being dressed in various costumes, including a pink silk princess dress and a hot dog ensemble that always prompts her to scowl in a way that suggests she is plotting to kill me in my sleep.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Satch, the oldest, is a pit bull heeler mix that came to us by way of &lt;a href="http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/tlac/"&gt;Town Lake Animal Center&lt;/a&gt;. A psychological mess, he is prone to random aggression and would lay down his life for me, which is a nice sentiment unless you are  jogger that crosses our path too closely. Courtesy of his disposition, he will never visit the inside of any of Austin’s fine dog parks. He literally walks on a short leash, and only by my side, for I am the only one he minds.&lt;/p&gt;

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