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The End of Time [News Bits]
- World peace requires high tech stealth weapons.
- Everyone in London, please panic. Pretty please?
- More proof that men are just big old meanies.
- Hundreds of worms found dried up on sidewalk across U.S.! The end is near, people.
- Was anyone really shocked when Vince Young left the Titans?
- Budget cuts may force Austin to close some schools. Makes total sense to us. School is way overrated.
- Austin Police are investigating another shooting at a local "gentlemen's club."
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