Don't Call the Cops if You See a Chunky Dude in Your Chimney [Extra Extra]
- Census results released yesterday; Texas to gain four seats in the House!
- Texas: one of the few places you can visit a 65 foot tall version of Sam Houston.
- Opiate overdoses are on the rise in Travis County.
- A cockfight was raided in Dallas. Roosters were found with razors strapped to their legs.
- Reading this review of Little Fockers has got to be better than actually sitting through the film.
- Austin has a kosher catering company.
- More holiday gift ideas from Hipstercrite this time, gifts for the disgustingly rich!
- Here’s a chance to visit mid-century Austin.
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