ABIA to Get Full-body Scanners
Get ready for your close up! It looks like Austin-Bergstrom is set to be the 10th Texas airport to install those infamous full-body scanners (accompanied by pat-downs)! According to the Statesman, ABIA is set to receive the machines next spring. The Transportation Security Administration, which purchased a fleet of 450 this year, previously didn’t place one in the Austin airport because of worries that the floor couldn’t support the weight of the machines. A $215,000 city-funded “consultant report” found the equipment actually weighs less than previously thought, so plans to bring one to ATX are moving forward.
A large part of the controversy that has surrounded these machines has been aimed at the invasive nature of the pat-downs. The machines, which take a full-body scan of the passenger while blurring the face, supposedly serve to notify TSA agents of any items on a passenger which might possibly be considered a threat to flight security.
In addition to the scanners, ABIA officials told the Statesman that the airport should expect to receive two more X-ray machines to help alleviate long lines to get through screening. Since a total stranger has now seen you naked, we recommend you pick up a little Salt Lick BBQ before boarding. Your fellow passengers may hate you but who cares? You’ll be safe and full.


