Toxic Sludge, Smoking Chimps, and Bill Gates [News Bits]

- Crews struggle to clear toxic Hungary sludge flood
- Gold rises as China and US prep for currency cage match
- Gates gives $35 million to Obama's community college overhaul
- What would a Tea Party nation look like?
- Woka-woka-woka: Pac-Man turns 30
- IgNobel prizes handed out for bat sex and whale snot
- Caveat Emptor: "Aspen Air" really from New Jersey
- Obituary: Smoking chimp dies
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