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Weird Wednesday Presents Hollywood High

Weird Wednesday: Hollywood High
Wednesday July 21, 2010 at 11:55pm
Alamo Drafthouse Downtown (320 E 6th Street)
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If you’re planning a date for this Wednesday and don’t want to fork out the cash for a new release, then why not go to Weird Wednesday? This week, the Alamo Drafthouse is featuring the perfect summer flick to take a would-be mate. It’s called Hollywood High, and everything we’ve read about it says it’s a raging stink-bomb of a film, filled with loads of nudity and a script that will put all other 70s teen sex comedies to shame.


There's nothing quite like being in a dark theater with the object of your affection, and reaching over to hold hands or touch for the first time. Why not make the experience all the more awkward by taking him or her to a movie that's only about having sex and getting loaded? It would be awesome! You can attempt the classic yawn-as-you-wrap-your-arm-around-her-shoulders, or the good ole hole-in-the-bottom-of-the-popcorn-box trick. Heyyyooo!

Clocking in at an easy 81 minutes, it’s just enough time to get your buzz on while watching a bunch of chicks aimlessly looking for places to bone their boyfriends as they skip class and smoke weed. We could list the director and star actresses, but trust us, you haven’t heard of them. We’re definitely not going to pretend like it’s a good movie (or that it has much of a plot), but what we can guarantee is that you'll be highly entertained at the most basic of levels—boobs and booze. See you Wednesday night!

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