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Lone Star Report: Life, Crime and Hair [Extra Extra]
- Doh! Don't rob a Sonic in a Caddy. People will notice.
- The New York Times Magazine profiled Liz Lambert. As @Andylanger quipped on Twitter on Sunday, "Huge colorful spread on @thelizlambert in today's New York Times Style mag. Thinking her publicist might need a raise." @thelizlambert quipped back, "dude! don't let it go to her head!"
- Stop the Internets! Willie cut off his pigtails!
- If you are holding controlled substances, don't illegally park in the handicap space! But we’ve gotta give bonus points for this dude telling the officer that the shorts he was wearing weren’t his.
- Lindsay Lohan might not be able to come to Texas to work on a movie.
- Story about a girl who stopped hating America, once she visited Austin!
- Pro Tip: If you are learning how to be a burlesque artist, make sure that your satin gloves aren’t too tight to remove with your teeth.
- Is a branch of the famed In-N-Out Burger finally coming to Texas?
- You can now buy a “Coyote Special” gun, in honor of our current governor’s marksmanship.
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