We Love The Moooon! (Also Sex Robots and That Budget Thing) [News Bits]

At my local Walgreen's last Saturday: Man ahead of me tells clerk, "I don't have health insurance. First I want to see how much this will cost before I take it."

I'm next.

"Sir, your insurance is not paying for this."

"I'll go on ahead and get it and fight the insurance company."

Clerk: "I wish I had a nickle for every time I heard that."