- Tip on how to get along in life if you are a criminal: Do not fire your replica gun in a police officer’s face. He’ll just have to take you into custody.
- Ewwww, ick! It’s not even Halloween, yet a Houston man was found asleep inside a closet, with a corpse next to him! The corpse may have also been treated "in an offensive manner."
- Being a billionaire won’t keep you out of fights while you are in prison.
- At this Houston Kroger, you can get a sofa to lounge on... so you'll have someplace to eat your TV dinner!
- At schools in Texas, hardly anyone studies German.
- More seats added to the train going from Oklahoma to Dallas this weekend for the Red River Shootout.
- Talking smack about the big game: The Daily Texan vs. The Oklahoma Daily.



oh. my. goodness. poor dear kiddo trapped in hot air balloon. this is the stuff of imagination.
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13568863