Please Welcome Senator Al Franken [News Bits]

- Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Al Franken
- FDA panel urges ban on Vicodin, Percocet; and limits on acetaminophen
- Nurse says Michael Jackson begged for powerful sedative for insomnia
- Study: Two-thirds of Americans are too fat; Mississippi is fattest state
- Honduras has three days to restore deposed president, says OAS
- Teenage plane crash survivor could barely swim, held onto debris
- Sarah Palin will run you out of your shoes (don't miss the photo gallery)
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