Just Put A Little Oinkment On It [News Bits]

- Noooooes! More chunks breaking away from Antarctic ice shelf.
- Car hits crowd at Dutch Queen parade.
- Don't mess with a nerd and her marching band baton.
- Still entertainin' those patriot folk.
- Obligatory Swine Flu story: VP tells family to stay home. (Oops.)
- Things aren't looking so good for Chrysler.
- Cutting off your fingers to spite your wages.
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