We Couldn't Make This Stuff Up If We Tried! [Extra Extra]
- Pesky lawmaker wants to criminalize the sale of a psychedelic shrub to minors.
- Following a nationwide mocking, Texas Rep. Betty Brown apologies for statement, says Asian-Americans can keep their names.
- “Is there anywhere you’d rather be on Easter Sunday?” Morrissey asked everyone at Bass last night. Oh, Mozzer!
- Highland Mall was protested on Saturday. Given the number of empty stores in Highland, we’re curious if there were more people outside the mall or inside the mall.
- On Friday, there was a talk at UT about the numerous sex change operations currently performed in Iran. Many are funded by Iran’s government. Who knew?
- Lege still trying to get rid of the office of inspector of hides and animals.
- Trying to follow this saga of an alleged local bicycle thief is more difficult than stopping a brakeless fixie in the rain.
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