Craigslist: Missed Connections

To all the women at the gym who had me arrested this morning, - 39 (24 hr fitness)

To all the women at the gym who had me arrested this morning:

I'm very sorry you forgot to wear green to work out in, but it IS St Patricks day and I have every right to pinch what isnt green, even if you (and the officers) didnt see it that way.

Anyways, I'll let the lawyers sort it out and see you again in December with my mistletoe!

We hate it when that happens to us!

Masked woman that destroyed my death ray - m4w (Evil lair)

I was the raving madman in the lab coat with the eyepatch, ready to destroy the world in retribution for some vague offense during my formative years. You were the beautiful and acrobatic young woman that crashed through the skylight and foiled all my evil plans. I was instantly smitten as you danced my army of robot minions, gracefully pounding them into sparking piles of broken circuity. Your casually tossed off one-liners showed a wonderful sense of humor, and the fact that you managed to cause the death ray to overheat and explode indicated remarkable intelligence. I think I fell in love as we battled on the catwalk over the rapidly melting power core, and I hold no grudge for throwing me over the side into the inferno below. I somehow survived the explosion of my evil lair, and am slowly recuperating and planning my next attempt at world domination. When the horrifying burns heal, I would love to take you out to dinner. And even if you're not interested in dinner, I'd love to have you as my poorly characterized female companion who will inevitably betray me at some point, most likely when it is most convenient to the plot. Please call. I await with bated breath and maniacal laughter. * Location: Evil lair

The superheroes get all the chicks, dang.

Saw you at SXSW - m4w - 30 (downtown)

You were walking by... in a sexy summer dress...

I was ogling at you while eating a hot dog... I spillt chilli on my shirt.

You laughed at me. I lost my temper and dumped my Extra Large Diet Dr. Pepper all over you...

You were caught by surprise... Some ice cubes fell down your blouse... your nipples became erect.

Realizing what I have done... I grabbed a handful of napkins and proceeded to try to pat down your breasts trying to you dry you off -- apologizing profusely.
Caught by surprised you smacked me with your purse. Bunch of tampons fell out as a result.

Without missing a beat -- I picked them up trying to protect your honor. You gave me a nasty look and started to walk off.
I tried to apologize some more... but you kept walking. I grabbed your arm...

You spun around and kicked me in the nuts...
I dropped like a sack of potatos.

A crowd had formed by now... despite my aching nuts -- I popped a boner.

Please tell me your single!!
Write me back...!

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round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.