Onward and Upward [News Bits]

- Andrew Cuomo is gonna get our money (some of it) back for us.
- Well, at least the stock market likes something.
- Come on, Barack. Not very smart to make fun of the Special Olympics.
- Study says red meat every day = early death; cattlemen protest.
- Volcano in Alaska erupts; Bobby Jindal may feel sheepish.
- Student strip-searched for strong ibuprofen gets case in front of Supreme Court.
- Hathaway takes on Garland.
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