Austin Snuggie Pub Crawl To Combine Best in Beer-Drinking and Sleeves-Having

Centuries from now, aliens from Alpha Centauri will land on our post-zombie-apocalypse-ravaged planet, digging beneath the gnarled metal of rusted Hummers and blood-spattered Playboy magazines to unearth the only surviving artifacts from a glorious civilization gone awry.

They'll hold up this bright-hued fabric, gaze upon its microscopic peaks and valleys, and debate with one another in their high-pitched bowel warbles what manner of wizards or religious zealots it must have clothed. And then they'll return to their home world to share what they've seen, and from that will emerge countless academic papers, alien space operas, and bedtime stories—all about the long-lost race of men who once conquered sea and space in their backwards robes.

In related news, some amazing people are organizing a local Snuggie Pub Crawl for charity. Sign up now and borrow your grandma's! The date is still to be determined, but at least 179 people want in on this.

(Video found via @dfiske. Our thanks to @bretneuman and @emilyyarbrough for getting this crazy train moving, plus all of our twitter friends who've already shared it)