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Weekend Music Preview: Woven Bones Tour Kick-Off [Beerland / Friday]
Thief Nabs $10K Flagship Trek Bike From Mellow Johnny's
Government Recalls Cars and Cribs [News Bits]
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Guy with transformers tattoo downtown last night - w4m
This is your roommate. I think we're out of dishwasher detergent.Tool.
That has to be the absolutely best way to remind your roommate that he's an idiot and needs to get off his computer. Bravo.
brawny man, chest piece, gnarly beard, robbed. - w4m - 23 (Austin)
Saw you last night in your dazzling plaid at the Beard and Moustache Competition at Mohawks. You competed and were completely robbed in the gnarliest beard portion of this lovely affair. I didn't catch your name because I was busy nuzzling your beard in my head and when you flashed your chest piece I knew it was all over...and then you disappeared and I cried, but only one single tear and only for affect.
Straight bears beware, the ladies are on the hunt if you are so inclined.
*REWARD* Large reward no questions asked for safe return of self!!! Last seen 01/01/08 wearing animal print panties at beautiful hotel downtown Austin. Self was with handsome Hispanic male in early 40's aka Pablo. Self needs medication and is missed by small children. If you see self or have any information concerning her welfare please contact local authorities. Self has been unable to contact brain since the night self spent with Pablo. Please help!!!
It is a bummer when you can't even keep up with your own whereabouts
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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