The Informed Drinker: In the Beginning, There Was Rum
Why We Don't Like You: Texas A&M Aggies
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As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
The Wiener of the Karaoke Contest - 69 (The Real Hot Dog King)
You: Unzipped singer flashing sausage.Us: Horrified yet transfixed onlookers. Can't.stop.staring.at.da.wang.
Lesson: If your pants are malfunctioning, do have the decency to don underwear beneath your trousers.
* Location: The Real Hot Dog King
crochet cock ring - m4m - 30 (78701)
You came in my store looking cute in suspenders. Don't know if you even bat for my team, but you sure did talk about dicks a lot. Would've flirted more, but make it a rule not to when at work. You sure are hot!
We want to hear more about this sexual arts and crafts!!
This is probably your idea for getting even with me for making the hardest decision in my life and breaking things up. I'm sorry for hurting you, but I'm not sorry for being honest.You've done a lot of fucked up things since we broke up, but tricking me and stealing my dog takes the fucking cake.
If we need to head out on a black ops dog retrieval just let us know!!
My pants! - w4w - 24 (ACE'S on 6th St.)
There were a ton of women in one room, and we were all getting undressed and dressed at the same time. I know there was lots of alcohol involved, but damn, I want my pants back!They were my favorite.
Description of missing item:
Size 7, Halogen label, right knee has a hole in it...Date Missing: Pleasure Fest this past Thursday.
damn.. I guess this means I need to go shopping.
We really, really want to know what you wore home?!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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