![_There's A Hair In My Psychedelic Psoup: Ty Segall and White Fence at the Mohawk [Show Preview]](http://austinist.com/assets_c/2012/05/tysegallwhitefence-thumb-250x250-716638.jpeg)
Craigslist: Missed Connections
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Fiesta bowl tailgate I MARRIED JENNY !!!!!!! - m4w (Glendale )
So, I am in the parking lot partying a little bit (maybe a lot) next thing I know I am getting married and the father of the bride is shot gunning beers. Just wanted to say that it was great meeting you. Sorry if I came across a little rude we were just having some fun. If you read this you should drop me a line. I am in Austin (p-ville) a lot we should all go out and have a drink. * Location: Glendale
Something crazy ALWAYS happens at a bowl game! Looks like this time someone ended up with more than just a hangover. Hook 'Em!
This one time in band camp... - w4m - 26 (zilker)
You were playing "Careless Whisper" on your recorder. I was the girl with the grey cat on a leash. Perhaps I could sweeten up that mouthpiece for you! Wink wink nudge nudge. * Location: zilker
People actually play those things in public outside of a ren faire??! Way to go Zamfir!
You might as well have taken a dump on me (Beauty Bar)
You were on stage. Totally hot. I tried to say hi after the show and you laughed in my face. You might as well have taken a dump on me. * Location: Beauty Bar
Look, if that's the sort of thing you're looking for there are other places you could visit, perhaps the Austin Zoo.
You: Hitler girlMe: guy calling you Hitler and seig heiling and then me and my friends walked into your (volksvagen) aka nazi panzer tank.
coffee?
Talk about your master plan, although we're not sure on her end game. Creating a master race of austin emo slackers perhaps.
"You must be a Calvinist" - m4w - 34 (Hell (eventually))
Is what you said to me as we locked ourselves in the choir room. "Why"s that?" I said. As you pulled my shirt over my head you replied: "Only a man certain of his destiny could do this in the House of God". I glanced the Crucifix though the window in the door while your hands pulled me in and felt an immense guilt. (I was raised Catholic after all). But that guilt quickly yielded to what would prove to be the most sublime pleasure I would ever experience. We moved against each other and I realized, never had I felt closer to God. You were the conduit. It's been two years since I've stepped foot in a church. Two years since a prayer has passed my lips. Two years since our heavenly bodies collided. I still think of you everyday. If it's my destiny to spend eternity in hell, so be it. I've already been to heaven. * Location: Hell (eventually)
At least it wasn't in the baptismal!!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
