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As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Dear GSD&M Idea City,Can I come over? I've been watching you for a long time now, but it's your festive spirit that's stirring me to action. First I saw your decorated palm trees and adorable snowman and penguin display. Now I can hear your holiday party, and the DJ just went from "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" to "Sexyback" and "Womanizer." Sure, you're having fun, but we'd have even more fun together. When we're done with the party, you can come back to my place for dinner, maybe a little ice skating?
Yours,
Whole Foods
Sorry Whole Foods, even with a budget like ours you were still just a little out of our price range.
Pink shoelaces, tie me up. - w4m - 28 (Mercury Hall)
Saw you last night at Mercury Hall. Your pink shoelaces and your blue tuxedo made me feel like god was jamming his fingers in my vagina. Would've dragged you to the ladies', but last year's resolution was no more sex in bathrooms. This year's is more sex in bathrooms. Tell me what color dress I was wearing and which part of me you bit, so I know you're not just a sexy mirage.* Location: Mercury Hall
We salute you for your enthusiasm, that's the sort of commitment that more of the ladies need to make.
Denziens of The Side Bar... - w4m (South)
My friends and I have spent the last year screwing with some of your heads, and we would like to apologize.We have kissed on the first meeting and disappeared into the night.
We have set up dates and never shown.
We have stolen hats, scarves, and other accessories every time you, failing to realize you couldn't keep up with some skinny little girls, passed out drunk on the table.
We have given you fake numbers, fake names, fake smiles, and very bad advice.
We apologize, but we'll be back.
Uh oh, Chad best beware. All of his new friends turned out to be figments.
yeah...its for you :)your touch makes my heart pound. your kiss makes me weak.
are these some of your amazing ninja powers because i've never felt any of this before and i don't mind it at all!
We just thought the idea of love ninjas were twice as cool as plain ninjas, and plain ninjas are pretty cool. They look forward to killing your love soon!!
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on the Side Bar post: to quote the kid outside of the convenient store in Say Anything: "Bitches, man."
-Chad