Ice Cube at the Mohawk: Opener "Trick Trick" Wants You To Know That He Hates the Gays
In the case of less-than-stellar Detroit rapper Christian "Trick Trick" Mathis, the shtick his handlers chose was a raging case of homophobia.
Christian (isn't it a wee bit absurd calling him by his stage name?) recently became internet famous after announcing, to no one in particular, that his new album would celebrate the fact that he seriously despises the gays. From what we've Googled, he even boasts on one track of said LP that he's tough enough to bust a cap in the asses of all gay fathers, everywhere—not unlike the antics of a thuggish Santa from one of Anita Bryant's wet dreams.
What got everyone really riled up, though—including us initially, we admit—were conveniently press-ready exclamations that Christian offered to rap website AllHipHop.com back in November. "I’ma go on the record right now with this," he explained. "Homosexuals are probably not gonna like this album. I don’t want your f**got money any goddamn way. I don’t like it ... Carry that s**t somewhere else!!"
When prodded further by the interviewer, Christian seemed to hint that one reason for his inscrutable irritation toward gays could be that they're getting in the way of his properly enjoying LOST. Or Golden Girls. To wit:
“It’s just that every time that you turn on the TV, that sissy s**t is on... And they act like its [sic] f**king okay. The world is changing for the worst when s**t like that happens. And I address that issue. I address it hard as hell.”
Given Christian's entirely underground following—and by "underground" we mean that most of his fans live in their parents' basements—no one thought twice when he was booked as the opening act to Sunday's Ice Cube show at the Mohawk. A packaged deal, after all, is how the entertainment agencies pad their profit margins, and in this case, there's simply no way to retain the man behind "Bow Down" and BarberShop 2: Back in Business without also putting up with a much lesser man, one in this case whose lyrics read like a transcript from an episode of The O'Reilly Factor where the host went off his meds.
As such, we say venture forth to the Mohawk on Sunday, and have yourselves an epic time watching Ice Cube perform in the unlikeliest of venues in town. But, should you show up early, you might consider taking a quiet activist stance of your own, whether it's by turning your back on Christian during his set, or sidling up to the stage and yammering loudly amongst your friends, or by pounding Tomahawks at the bar.Just don't, for Pete's sake, waste your time getting angry. Because however pathetically misguided and ill-equipped of talent that this dweebus maximus may be, understand that he's only acting to satiate his own manic obsession over celebrity and stardom—it's the exact same compulsion that's responsible for our present glut of reality shows like Ice Road Truckers and The Hills. In a sense, this self-described "villain" from the Midwest is merely compensating in the loudest way possible, because even his considerable bosom can't hold a candle to Heidi Montag's.
Full Disclosure: Austinist editor AYC is a card-carrying homosexual who would love super rad-guy glasses for Christmas.
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