Craigslist: Missed Connections
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Lost Your Pants? - m4w - 30 (5th ST)
You lost your pants or skirt sometime this early morning/late last night, I was the pedicab driver that gave you a blanket so that the world wouldn't see your hoo-ha, or the cut of your panties. I don't want my blanket back, I just want the story of how you lost your pants/skirt?And I hope your boyfriend feels like an ass for misunderstanding my intentions.
Pedicabs make a difference, Heavily Tip your drivers.
That is right folks, pedicab driver have been covering up your sleazy drunken shenanigans for a long time. You best make sure you tip early and tip often!
You were standing on the side of the pool with your friend when I got out and my bathing suit was clinging against me. You and your friend noticed my bulge and looked at eachother trying not to laugh but you giggled a little bit. I just wanted to make sure you know about shrinkage. I am usually much bigger please message me back ASAP so I can prove it.
Thanks Costanza, we're all well aware of the issue, but she's going to find out about your small package soon enough.
missed connection with my paycheck (tacos)
I need a new mfing job........
Preach it brother, join the very unhappy club. Keep on looking!
To the girl who works at the exotic pet shop (Burnet)
Someone should tell you how ridiculously attractive you are.
Come on! All your options of double entendres involving snakes and pythons and that's all you can come up with?! Try again and let us know.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
