Austinist: I Am So Popular: Are You There God? It's Me, Spike.

seth

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:09:52 -0600

Spike, Over the course of several pieces on this topic, you've successfully stomped out any of the magical mystique your male readers might have held for this part of the female anatomy. I'm not really so sure I even want to see another one of these things again, let alone touch one. I hope you recover with as little discomfort possible. Seth

davetx

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:32:04 -0600

Best wishes for the recovery, Spike.

oriori1

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:38:06 -0600

that's pretty funny shit you wrote there, typos and all. i'd recommend singing H-Y-S-T-E-R-E-C-T-O-M-Y as the final number and doing it like the Mickey Mouse song. H-Y-S... so, long uterus. T-E-R... rectum, you're next. E-C-T-O-M-Y... we'll say good-bye and we won't cry we're looking for-ward to being baaaarren aaand dryyyyyyyy. {close curtain, which resembles vaginal lips} you could bill it thusly: from the woman who brought you the Dick (monologues) comes a bleedingly hilarious new musical comedy, Period! Period! the story of her uterus and hysterectomy. fuck. if i'd've known you were planning a column this funny, i'd definitely've tried to chime in. well done. bravo! ---Warren