Craigslist: Missed Connections
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
You took your shorts off in my Yaris (The Backseat)
You: wearing (or not wearing) a black pair of sweat shorts from American Apparel. Size small(!)Did you get in my car to change and forget to inventory your belongings? I must have left the door unlocked by mistake. Perhaps you threw them in my open window sitting in traffic in a desperate attempt to get my attention. I must have not seen you because of the blind spot my bug eye sunglasses create. Or heard you because of the bitchin' tunes I was jammin' on my iPod.
People find it hard not to feel a little frisky when they're around my aerodynamic and fuel efficient Japanese vehicle. Whatever situation transpired to lead to the disrobing and discarding of your cortos in my coche must have been hot and heavy. I would sell my hamster into the sex trade just to get a chance to go back in time and be there.
If you see this and would cherish an opportunity to meet me in person and retrieve your shorts, don't hesitate to contact me RIGHT AWAY! If I don't hear from you soon then I will have to resign myself to wearing them on my head forever.
(P.S. You smell great) <3
Thanks for the note but you can feel free to keep 'em, that's why we always roll with a spare pair.
To whoever left an LP of the Old Testament on my windshield (29th& West)
Why only the old testament, don't you dig God's later tracks? Why on vinyl? Are you some kind of evangelical Jewish hipster?Well played, you god-fearing scenester. Hopefully I'll see you at Spider House's Saturday yeshiva.
Shalom, man.
Awesome, you're one LP away from the whole collection. We are personally holding onto an LP of the Nixon resignation, we're sure that it'll allow us to retire any day now.
Missed Connection with My Country - w4m - 32 (Deep in the Heart of TX)
Hey. So, I was really happy to see you the other night. I can’t stop thinking about how good you looked, all glowing and shiny. You really are taking care of yourself, it seems like you’ve turned over a new leaf or something. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve seen you look that good in awhile, especially the last eight years since we broke up.It was hard, I’m not going to pretend otherwise. The torture, the embarrassment. The mispronunciations of current third world leaders. And that bitch Katrina, you could have handled that better man. You know that deep down.
But seeing you the other night….it really ignited something in me. It’s almost like I want us to start dating again. I know, it’s crazy. I’m from Texas, and there is plenty still going on here to make me think I’m certifiable to even think about taking you back…. But still….I almost feel like I could walk down the street holding your hand. I feel….proud.
I want to at least meet up for drinks. Let’s talk, catch up.
Just don’t expect me to pledge your allegiance after one vodka and tonic.
And we have to talk about this whole Iraq thing. I can’t date a guy who doesn’t know when to pull out.
Amen.
le sigh... - w4w - 20 (anywhere)
where are all the cute hipster lesbians at? i see so many everyday but only ever get approached by men. !!! do i have to cut all my hair off?
It worked for Maddow and we really want to do her, so...
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
