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News Bits: Nursing Your Ulcer
- It's all going to go down much faster than you might think (well, hopefully).
- Everywhere, everywhere!
- Well, now, wasn't this convenient!
- Chicago really might be the place to be tonight.
- Japanese Obamatown is set to celebrate.
- Expanding ozone hole reminds us of how much this election matters (does Palin believe in ozone holes? Doubtful).
- Acorn's not alone.
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