Craigslist: Missed Connections

WOMAN THAT WORKS AT DREAMER'S - m4w

You are short with glasses. You have that librarian look, but also like you would tear me up in bed. I come by every once in while buying sexual enhancement pills, (which works great by the way). I came by last night and bought some cockstar pills, and some spanish fly. Not sure if i ring a bell, but get back to me.

First of all, cockstar pills?! We assume the name dongstrong must have been taken. Second of all, really, picking up a chick at the "toy" store where you're buying sexual enhancement pills? At least drop in a hint about buying them for a friend.

Super Smilin' Server - 24 (Kerby Lane; University )

Heather, maybe?

So, I'm principally averse to chatting up servers, baristas, or any other service-related worker, as it leaves no easy escape avenue for the disinterested party, so I thought I'd throw out one of these here postings.

I was dressed as the Swing(in') State of Virginia (not Uncle Rico), sat at the table under the 'COLD' artwork Saturday night. Not really looking for anything, but you seemed super cool and genuine, so if you're into bikes, transcendentalism, and/or German phenomenology, hit be back and I swear I'll pledge you all 13 of my delegates.

Great concept, the State of Virgina and Uncle Rico. No one expects that combo. Napoleon Dynamite is old and busted but Uncle Rico is going strong. We also have to give you props for the delegate pledge innuendo, no hanging chads there sir.

Silver BMW convertable - w4m - 26 (4th street (Austin))

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the ride. You were such a gentleman. My girlfriend and I thought you were sooooooo cute. I am the busty blonde, Mindy from Minnisota if you recall. I stole a business card when you weren't looking.....would go to the end of the world to have a croisant or expresso with you. I left you a surprise under your back seat, let me know.

Normally we are quite averse to posts involving BMWs and busty blonds but this one was to good to pass up. Link is not so work safe by the by, although what on Craigslist is. We're dying to know what's under that seat.

lets stay up all night - w4m - 23 (Tek Republic)

To the boy who took his GF to Tek Republic to play Halo 3 on XBOX:

I watched as you assasinated your GF over and over in Halo 3 and she got mad and left.

Things not going so well?

She has no idea how good she has it.

Lets stay up all night and push each other's buttons

Feel the geek love vibes flowing. We didn't even know there were ladies into the recreational geek gamer genre. W00t!

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.