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News Bits: T Minus Seven
- Obama says: Assume nothing! Battle on.
- Finger-pointing rampant in the GOP camp, according to GeoSteph.
- Ted Stevens found guilty; knowing Alaska, will probably still win his race.
- Creepy skinhead plan to kill Obama is revealed. (One of them is, anyway.)
- Michelle shops at J. Crew. Prep.
- McCain advisor says carbon dioxide should not be treated as pollutant.
- Charles Barkley = Guv?
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