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Why We Don't Like You: Texas A&M Aggies
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As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
To all the guys on the UT campus and surrounding buses - w4m
Please, for god's sake and mine, bathe. Or shower. Or both.Daily if you have to. But please, rid yourselves (and the classrooms and buses) of that stench that resembles rotting lasagna and onions.
And do NOT try to cover it with axe. You will fail. Miserably.
And to all the guys on the UT campus and surrounding buses that already practice hygiene: Thank you so very much. I hope you all get lovely girlfriends as a reward for your lasagna-and-onion-stench free mercy.
That is all.
Ewwww. Lasagna and onions, we can almost smell the bus, gross.
The B*tch at Reuhl - m4w (Domain)
The next time a fit, fun, single guy and who makes thirty thousand dollars a month and who most women find extremely attractive compliments you on the sweater you are trying on, don't make the mistake of being such a b*tch. You just missed out on your once in a lifetime ticket to freedom. Have fun doing the whole apartment living thing. Too bad for you! :)
Ohhh, that's right, you have money and everyone is supposed to realize how awesome you are. There are a lot more reasons to dislike the domain than just the subsidies, it appears to be a magnet for the douche-patrol who go around busting out a nasty word for every girl who ignores them.
spitting is a filthy habit... even at kickball - w4m - 30 (kickball field off oltorf)
I was flirting with you- I was the catcher for our kickball team. Email me?
Kickball is certainly the place for connections these days, even for the spitting heathens. Remember, spitting is cool in baseball but in a game where the ball is on the ground it's kinda gross.
ME: Living. YOU: Zombie. You had a Casualties shirt on - m4w
during the procession o' zombie most of your fellow undead, in their best zombie voice, zombie mumbled something about brains or my bike. you however gave me a once over and with a straight face looked me in the eye and in a normal tone said "ill eat your brains." i just wanted to thank you for that experience and inform you that that is the best line a girl, living or otherwise, has ever used on me
Mental note, chicks dig the undead. Brrrraaaaaiiiinnnnzzzzz!
Now I have your number...and I'm not sure what to do with it.I feel like such a retard.
Should I invite you bowling?
YES!!! Head over to Dart Bowl and grab a few frames and at least a few beers and she'll be yours forever! Just skip the chili on date night. ;-)
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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