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As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Sex in the toilet - m4w - 34 (Texas Chili Parlor)
We had hot, mind blowing sex in the toilet at the Chili Parlor. I had a tattoo of goofy on my right bicep and you were dressed up like a totally hot skank. Man, I wish I knew what your name was...
We can only hope that they meant sex in the bathroom, but we digress. We never knew that the Chili Parlor was serving up so much more than hot chili, XXX indeed.
Could things be any better (No. Austin)
I love it when a woman calls and apologizes for taking so long to invite me over to her house for soft music , cheese , crackers , wine and sex.
Are we dating ourselves by saying that this reminds us of that one Friends episode, could we BE any older? But we must also point out that there is no reason to brag sir. This is for missed connections, not obvious awesomeness.
i can picture you in my mind - w4m
We met when you ex-posed your self to me at the public library. I could make you in a nude line-up but that's not the point. The point being I thought that was a bold intro and I'd like to return the favor with an invitation to tidy up your apartment coupled with a six pack.
See, this post has everything the last post did not. Awesomeness WITH a missed connections, as well as flashing, libraries, and beer. Although the more we think about it we can only assume this is some kind of trap. We have to stop taking off our pants at the library, that old hot librarian lady is always shouting at us about forgetting our pants. Sigh.
to the guy whos bed i was in last nite - w4m - 34
ur amazn in everyway and i never know when 2 leave i would luv 2 cuddle w u but i dont cuz i dont know if u want 2 so i just get dressd and leave but i smell u on me all nite and think of u and wat we do the next day i would and could never have wat we have w anyone else cuz its so indescribably pleasurable and no one could touch me or do wat u do to me i dont want to ruin wat we have so i cant tell u in person even though im not shy id tell u strait up but like i said our arrangement works so.............................................
Don't get us wrong, we totally love rambling stream of consciousness stories about sex, but at the age of 34 you should be able to string at least one sentence together before posting about your love of the one night stand.
Dear bi-curious girl at work...
Please stop teasing the lesbian.Seriously. Put-up or shut up.
Do you see straight boys teasing gay boys? No.
Why is it okay for you to do it?
Since when are we taking our cues from lame straight guys? We have to totally disagree here, as long as she's teasing everyone equally we feel that it's just fine. Keep it up honey.
such a rare thing to see... A HOT CABLE MAN ! Couldn't say it in the office ;got alot to say out of it!
Our love of Lebowski couldn't allow us to pass this one up. Hooray for cable dudes, they are here to fix dein cable. He is an expert, yah.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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