September 22, 2008
News Bits, In Which You Know What? The News All Sucks, And Maybe We All Deserve A Little Diversion Which Only Includes "News"

- How much did the Emmys hosting by reality TV hosts suck last night? A. lot.
- Yay! Sentences can again include the words 'Britney," "Come," and "Back" again without grossing us out!
- OMG, hot torrid man-passion between Zac Efron and James Franco??? A cursory glance at this headline and you'll be saying, "Maybe."
- Are you kidding us? Because, "What? Eww, no!"
- OMGLOLZ I CAN HAZ ROFLRAZZI? KTHX!
- OMG EFF U MILEY RAY CYRUS! We're all about HEROES! (Please be good, please be good, please don't suck...)
- Wicked catchy headline we want to repeat in a sort of sing-songy lilt, over and over: O'Reilly Blasts Hackers, Hackers Hack Him Back






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OK, I give up. WTF does "Miley Ray Cyrus" have to do with HEROES?