News Bits: Maybe We Should Just Give Them Abortion If They Want It So Bad

- Palin has brought all the voters who only care about smushmortion out of the woodwork.
- Yeah, we thought we felt Rove behind this.
- Obama needs $$, despite his known status as an "eastern elite."
- Developing countries are getting more E and meth.
- Russians find Kenny and Cartman a bit much.
- Bush plans to privatize the VA. Yeah, that's working for schools, right?
- Now wouldn't *this* be interesting.
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