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News Bits: So Conventional
- Teddy Kennedy was "stirring," sure, but Michelle's mom was the one who made us cry.
- Meanwhile, the Republicans tried really hard to keep Hillary alive.
- And the FBI arrested a guy who threatened Obama himself.
- Hitler's craziness extended underground.
- Do babies who get adopted by wolves totally look down on babies who get adopted by dogs?
- Ana-Lucia returns.
- Christopher Nolan goes for...oh my god...as Catwoman? The curse continues!
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