August 6, 2008
Extra Extra

Sketch of rape suspect released by APD
- A woman was sexually assaulted on Saturday after leaving a Hyde Park Walgreens; police searching for the suspect (sketch at right).
- Multi-vehicle wreck this morning on Bee Caves at Barton Creek results in one death.
- Cesar Chavez St. set to turn two-way on Monday, August 11.
- Events preceding the execution of Mexican national Medellin last night could affect future death penalty cases.
- Fickle Edouard floods areas of Southeast Texas, only sends some light showers our way.
- Houston megachurch pastor Joel Osteen's wife taken to court for assault suit.
- Girl, you know it's true: Jammin' 105.9 is now up for sale.






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UGH, this was the most action-packed news collection EVER.
First of all, I'm freaked the f*** out by the rape story. How many rapes happen in Austin in a year? It's not that high, right?
CESAR CHAVEZ IS TURNING TWO-WAY!?!? IS UP DOWN AND CARROTS TASTE LIKE CUPCAKES TOO?!?!
Then I lol'd at Joel Osteen's wife, and cried at the loss of Jammin'. JAMMIN'. Where can I listen to "Don't ride the white horse" on the radio now?
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Great sketch. :-/ I will be on the lookout for someone resembling Derek Zoolander.