July 29, 2008
News Bits: The Future is Now

- Forget the old Monica scandal, what about this new Monica? She's way worse.
- Military reverses itself, admits to killing innocent Iraqi commuters.
- Blackwater: the friendly face of your local small business?
- In what sounds like it should be a political no-brainer, Congress agrees to ban nasty toxins from kids' toys.
- Remember when you swore you'd quit smoking when they invented a functional jetpack? Get your gum ready...
- Christopher Nolan gets all modest on us.
- See, Mom always told you that a passion for cryptozoology would get you places.





