News Bits

- Banks falling like dominoes. OMG sign of the judgment bleargh!
- Oh, crap. Bush to Israel: I'd hit that shit. But maybe you better.
- Mediterranean Union created. Luxurious!
- Democratic leadership also wants to cut someone's nuts out.
- Brangelina buns no longer in oven.
- Is it still a scandal if no one is surprised?
- Also scary: ‘I’m Learning To Get Online Myself, And I’ll Have That Down Fairly Soon’
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