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News Bits: Looks Like Someone's Got A Case Of The Mondays!
- Also missing: a delivery of seven thousand bags of potato chips.
- Dear flying spaghetti monster, we pray to you now: let it be a musical.
- With just under 200 days left in his presidency, Bush suddenly worried about insulting people. You know, old dogs...
- Meanwhile, regarding North Korea, he be all like, "Spill it, BITCHIZZ!"
- UAE to Iraq: "Don't worry about that seven billion dollar loan. No bigs."
- Rafael Nadal becomes first player to win both French Open and Wimbledon in same year since 1980.
- Is this real, or a viral marketing campaign for the next Hellraiser movie?
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