Austinist: Truesday: Blowing It All Away

wizardowl

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:33:14 -0600

There it is. Thanks.

truecraig

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:31:00 -0600

Did you know that George Washington had like, thirty dicks? Crazy.

wizardowl

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:39:47 -0600

Happy 4th...but 1492 - George Washington? Am I missing the satire here?

truecraig

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:49:43 -0600

I think I've met those dudes. I like to refer to them as "the voice of the heartland" whenever I see them . If it weren't for the "muscle-bound" part I would swear you were referring to my trash-sheddin', shit-kickin', can't-get-past-1986 neighbors. Can't wait til they celebrate the birth of 'merica.

Benj

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:06:03 -0600

The other day I was riding my bike down East 6th when I was passed by a silver pickup truck speeding by blaring rock n' roll with a big American flag lashed to the back. It was driven by two tanned, young, muscle-bound shirtless white guys. At a red light, one of the guys jumped out of the truck, Marlboro clenched between his teeth, so he could beat the shit out of the Mexican driver in the car in front of them, because the Mexican guy had "looked at" him. I was like, 'Craig should be here. This is his territory.'

Grape Ape

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:50:56 -0600

Brilliant.