Austinist: City of Austin and LCRA Approve Plan to Dump Treated Sewage Into Barton Creek

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:05:57 -0600

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uselessgoo

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:05:05 -0600

this stinks.

Tarvin

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:53:48 -0600

I agree with you nolalola. But do you pick up and pack our your dogs' poopies?

nolalola

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:41:49 -0600

It seems to me that this was settled way too easily. We must find alternative ways of disposing these subdivision's poopies. Stay out of one of my true joys of life. Going to the greenbelt and barton springs saves me and my dogs sanity in these HOT months.