News Bits: Sweet Tooth Nation

- Conspiracy buffs, bookmark this one: McCain advisor admits that big terrorist attack on the US would help his guy...
- Meanwhile, McCain's Vietnamese captor (who's a big fan) says that he was never tortured in the Hanoi Hilton.
- James Hansen, who talked about global warming before practically anyone, wants to put CEOs on trial for lying about climate change.
- Gas prices are hard on everyone, even the po-lice.
- Don't worry, everyone - the economy may be going to hell, but the candy industry is a-ok. Pass me a bar of that Lake Champlain.
- Don Imus should just keep his mouth shut already.
- Arrested Development movie to be a reality. (That's the Bluths, not Tennessee.)
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