News Bits: Nickname Edition

- Just one more reason to wait for your locally-grown tomatoes.
- Seen the YouTube clip where McCain lets it be known that he thinks Vladimir Putin is doing a great job as president of...Germany?
- The Kooch is at it again.
- Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones redefine "classy."
- Teachers in Japan are facing down an attack of "monster parents." (Nobody wanted to make a joke about "Godzilla parents"?)
- Got an iPhone last year? Apple is making you a sucka.
- The Swayz is doing okayz. Hoorayz.
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