Craigslist: Missed Connections
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
my coworker at the hotdog factory.
the first time i saw you, in your hairnet and meat-splattered goggles,i knew it was love. the only thing that stood between us was the separator vat.i wont see you for a while since i'm out on sick leave.... i might only have 9 1/2 fingers now, but the workers comp makes up for it.
theyre paying me pretty good.. iill even treat you to dinner at the outback, hows that?
It seems like there should be a sausage joke in there somewhere, we just can't seem to think of one. Darn.
Company Picnic Today - m4w - 21 (Austin)
I had alot of fun at the company picnic, and I enjoyed our conversations, to bad it didn't get to last any longer!I had the blue facepaint in the orange shorts w/ the muscle shirt and 2 tattoos.
So should you read this, say hello :P
Let's just pretend that we were going to ignore the whole "company ink" mantra, you just admitted that you stopped by the face painting booth. That IS NOT working in your favor my friend.
the woman i was in jail with this weekend - m4w - 22 (wilco)
you were there in the first row with the crazy looking girls that were way fucked up wearing a shirt that said enjoy coke and if i wouldnt have been in jail i would have been i was in detox 1 and i saw you staring at me
Ahh, to be young again. We met some of our best friends in jail, what, we didn't? Oh, that's right, we bailed some of our best friends OUT of jail. That's why they call us the bagman. We get it now...
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
