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News Bits: Memorial Day Edition
- The Colbert Report it ain't. FOX News jokes about assassinating Obama.
- Hill still all, "Oops my bad."
- Tornadoes seriously screwing up holiday weekend in central states.
- The Phoenix has landed.
- Anti-gay website decides gay marriage and Nazi sympathizing not totally the same thing.
- Shoe found near Lake Travis with "possible human remains inside."
- Hungry famous people Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson spotted together at the Hula Hut with kids in tow.
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